Comments by hakanlube

This probably isn't what you want to hear, but break things off with the dancer for a few months before you make a decision about your marriage. I know you said you aren't leaving your wife for the dancer, but pussy can be blinding even if you know it's not there long term. After that, you'll at least be making a more clear-headed decision, whichever way you decide.

@farmerart: I'm in Connecticut, but my family is from Calgary and I'm a big Flames fan. Loob was my favorite player as a kid, but I though the alternate spelling of his name would work better on here.

Dancers want you to think that you're "special," so they'll tell you that they hate their other customers and that they wish they could spend all their time with you. So, yes, it's a fairly safe bet that they're telling everyone else that you're a loser and that they wish they didn't have to spend time with you. Whether or not that's true is a different question.

My favorite is "Fuzzy Holes" in Tennessee.

I've done it, and checking the helmet or carrying it with me works fine. The helmet usually even gets you some extra attention from the ladies, if that's what you're looking for. Having said that, I usually take the car because I like to be fully geared up on the bike, and it's just too much hassle to change out of my armored pants at the club. Plus I like to have a beer or two while in at the club, but I won't touch alcohol when I'm on the bike.

The most awesomest place I've ever had sex with a stripper was her vagina.

motorhead: "Founder didn't delete the post where that bitch in Orlando was outed and her Facebook page was posted and he didnt throw off that PSYCO who called another guy from a police station so why take action on this? No real names were mentioned." Actually, Troop hasn't posted since the phone call thread, so maybe Founder did quietly ban him. As for this thread, if the OP is falsely claiming that those girls have STDs, he's opening himself and potentially this site up to a lawsuit.

I missed the part where you said "identical." Yeah, obviously that's bullshit. Identical triplet boys were born in Portland a few years ago, though, so I'm sure that's where she got the idea for her tall tale.

Maybe she's telling the truth. Or maybe she wants you to feel like you know her as a person so that you'll spend more money on her, but she doesn't want you to actually know anything about her, so she makes up bullshit. Or maybe she was bored, so she made up a silly story to entertain herself. In any case, I wouldn't worry about it until she asks for a loan to pay for Christmas gifts for her six brothers.

If you want to give her something she'll use, weed is usually a safe bet.

Pre-club: Listerine for fresh breath. Post-club: Listerine to kill the germs from whatever stripper body parts found their way to my mouth.

@thesamurai: "I have to admit I find it completely hilarious that the majority of people here seem to think what Troop is doing is either a) just fine or b) not worth commenting about..." I think it's more a case of people being too afraid to call out Troop because it's obvious that he doesn't fuck around. I'm pretty sure that 99% of people reading this don't really think it's okay to try to ruin someone's life over a yo' momma joke, no matter how inappropriate that joke was.

There are 2 lessons to be learned here. First, you can't bust balls with online acquaintances like you would with real life friends. You'd think that would be common sense, but like they say, common sense is not so common these days. Doc seems to have learned his lesson though, and I don't expect that he'll be making that mistake any time soon. Second, you should take comments in the way they were intended and not fly off the handle based on the fiction that the insulter is really talking about you or your actual mother. Doc made an immature attempt to get a cheap laugh, but I don't think a stupid yo' momma joke was really meant to be malicious or say anything about any actual real life person. Hopefully Troop leans this lesson before anything happens that everyone will regret.

I could understand your frustration if it was impacting your income, but by your own admission, it's not, so I don't see the problem. Some lawyers whore themselves out to any client who walks in the door. That's not how I run my practice, but it doesn't affect my ability to earn a living, so who am I to tell them how they should run theirs. Sure, it might affect the public's perception of lawyers (or, in your case, strippers), but that doesn't really matter as long as you're comfortable with what you're doing.

"Are you sure you're not a cop? Fuck it, I don't care. I'll suck your dick so good you wouldn't arrest me anyway."

I'm not sure about UFC, but I've seen pay-per-view boxing at Cheerleaders, so I think there's a good chance they'll show it. Their lap dances aren't great, but they're not bad as long as you choose wisely.

@Policeman: You're raiding clubs in SC and GA? Maybe you should change your name to something like FBIAgent or Fullofshit.

Others have pretty much covered the fact that what you did was a total dick move, but I'll add that you could and should (but probably won't) be sued if you made up stuff about her having diseases.

Start wearing Victoria's Secret perfume and smoking, then you'll always smell like a stripper, so you can never get caught. You're going to have to start wearing glitter too, though, if you really want guaranteed success.

@topmandd and Rick: What MA clubs are you going to that have no contact? The Boston area clubs are awful, but most of the clubs from Worcester westward have moderate to good contact.