Pre strip club traditions ?

95% of my strip clubbing is during the afternoon. When my mind is on sex, I do not have much of an appetite and sex on a full stomach is uncomfortable. So I usually have a late breakfast or early light lunch an hour or two before going.

Your favorite meal, before your favorite activity, (hopefully with your favorite dancer). I like that! I like the idea of a "warm-up" before going to a strip club. Of the scant few clubs available to me, here in Seattle (12 clubs), there are two Hooters restaurants in the region that are each close to a strip club. Sometimes I'll go to Hooters for dinner before going to either of those two clubs, but I don't have a particular menu item I like, as you do.

When I host OTC's at my house, I always take the dancer out to dinner first, but not at a Hooters. Although as a separate occasion, I have taken dancers to Hooters before. They really get a kick out of it!

Post-club activities: Just one -- Take a dancer home with me. I've done that several times. If they're not doing too well at work, I suggest what one dancer termed, "a sneak-out." I have them over to my place to conclude the evening.

If I go to one of the clubs I visit regularly, I often stop at the Buffalo Wild Wings on the way there, as I'm a big fan of their chicken wings. Usually get Parmesan Garlic, but depending on my mood, I'll consider getting anything up to Mango Habanero.

I figured most post clubbing would have a lot of otc involved.....one of the thangs I do if I can't get iny itc or otc is after clubbing at my local clubs I will visit a late night massage parol just to touch up on the night lol

Club....thanks man....the way I see it I've killed my self all week at work so I need to treat myself good lol

Now also if I've been clubbing on a Saturday a nother funny but true post tradition of mine is going to church in the morning...lol

Now also if I've been clubbing on a Saturday a nother funny but true post tradition of mine is going to church in the morning...lol

Shadow.....I've do a lot of lunch time clubbing when I go down to south carolina....I didn't thank I would like it but its just as fun as nights...lol

Dandy.......wings sound damn good son !

Pre-club: Listerine for fresh breath.
Post-club: Listerine to kill the germs from whatever stripper body parts found their way to my mouth.

Hakan........that was some funny shit bro !

I go to the bank for cash.

Jack......that should be the golden rule for our hobby.....lmfao !

I do a bowl.

shower, clean clothes, dinner (my regular club doesn't really have anything other than stale pizza for food options)

Pre: Showering and grooming. Withdraw budgeted amount from bank. At somepoint between withdraw and spending at club, break money up into different dollar amounts and place dollars in different pockets. This makes it so I don't accidentally slip a 10 dollar into a tip when I meant to give a 1 dollar especially when I'm drinking. I also stash some of my cash in my socks in case something goes foul (either robbed or ripped off) that way I have emergency cash.

Post: Take a shower and through my clothes in the washer. Finish myself off if I left with blue balls. lol.

Txt.......a bowl of cearal or a bowl of the mary jane ??? Either way I would eat the bowl of cearal after the mary lol !

Mjx.......that should be an always after work right before play lol

Chuc......I do that.....what I do is put $50 to $100 singles in one pocket......then I but about $300 worth of 20 and 5 in my other pocket.....but I thank I might try the sock deal....cuz I always go heavy in the club and if some body has been watchin me hell u never know right.....so the sock move sounds kool bro !

I'm with Jack

Bang....my man ! Ya I know right.....it should be a rule or something....cuz if u bring a card in u just fucked up !

Shave, shower, brush teeth, mouthwash, cologne.

Pre: Shit, shower and shave. Along with brushing teeth. When she was still working, a session with my ATF. Yes, before she went to work.
Post: Go home.

I eat plenty of garlic. I don't want any of those GIRLS getting close to me. They have cooties.

"Air filter! Air filter!"

Snake.....clean is always a good one....I've seen some car guys come in their greezy work cloths and dancers still grind on that guy....eeeeeewwww !

gmd.......a shit !.....nice ! Then u cum ! Even better ! Lol !

Motorhead........now that is some golden funny shit bro !

"Snake.....clean is always a good one....I've seen some car guys come in their greezy work cloths and dancers still grind on that guy....eeeeeewwww !"

Yeah, I feel sorry for the girls then. All the better for you if you are fresh and clean.

I get complimented on my cologne (Chrome by Azzaro) every time I go to a strip club. It was hilarious one time I went and I got 4 LD's and 3 of the strippers commented on how good my cologne smelled and later one stripper walked past me, turned around and asked whose cologne smelled so good. I'd highly recommend trying out Chrome if you see it in the mall or something.

Snake.....I'm so going to try that shit man....I will keep u posted man !

Snake.....I'm so going to try that shit man....I will keep u posted man !

I had a dancer walk past me and say "it smells like weed" once.

Usually the club is part of my drive home, sometimes after a massage (sans H E), sometimes after Hooters, or after reg. restaurant with staff then..! I too use different pockets for different bills & stuff a Ben in right sock &a Hamilton in the left (a 50 is all that's left!) In case it's just too good to go home now-i have some stash in the car too- i think i've gone to it a couple times, but at least i gotta go to the car for it.
Good stuff gents.

Get on here and make sure no one has been shot outside recently.

The only tradition I have is show up at the club with enough cash so I don't have to use the rip-off house ATM. Steak and potato's sounds good though. I'm hungry now, nice job Juicebox :D

I always go for a drive first. Not living next to a strip club has its's advantages. LOL

Txt......so was you able to barter with her after the weed convo.....lol !

Hoo......I have not done the car stash...I thank I will try this andd see what happens....

Jester......lol....do u live and or club in the getto !

Thesa.......thankx bro

Vince.......u know man every time I go into south carolina I realy do enjoy the drive.....I like the drive home the most cuz I'm all relaxed and can just reflect on all that just went down !

Yes, juicebox69, driving across the fine country we live in is a joy.

vm,

Better stay northward! Hit the 60's last evening and expected to PLUNGE into the 50's the next two evenings! Breaking out the survival gear this afternoon.

And, in Tennesse, they are getting snow. Well, we are expecting 4-8 inches of snow tonight overnight up here in Michigan. I'll ship you some Clubber to take into Stir Crazy to entertain the dancers with. :)

vm,

I think the other "snow" is of more interest to many dancers.

I stop at my bank's ATM and, like georgmicrodong, I've been known to engage in a little pre-work fun with my ATF. Best of both worlds for each of us; she works nights, but I prefer stopping on my way home for work, and it's a guaranteed payday for her.

joesparty: I especially liked meeting her on non-weekends, because often she would decide that she'd made enough and not go to work. :) More for me.

Georg: been there and enjoyed it. We often call it her night off. I have to be careful to pace myself though, as I would do this all the time and (a) eventually go broke and/or (b) eventually wear out my welcome. I'm sure she has other customers to keep happy, after all.

Clubber....hell ya they r calling for snow in western north carolina ! Not much but geeeeeezuuuuuuus !

Vince.....I hope you love snow cuz that's the only thang stoping me from going to michigen ! I hate that white shit !

Gmd and joe.........you men r the shit ! I need to try that.....good ideas gent!

I must add know I got to the gym then eat then club then otc or asian massage !