Comments by hizzle

Never heard of anyone leaving that place angry.

Natalie Portman. Here she is as a stripper in closer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eaa88vKQA8

Around 2 Miles in every direction there is one here. :)

I used to hang out at this club when I lived in DC. I liked the next door Taboo option better. I'm really surprised there was a problem as the crowds are usually sparse and/or mellow. Hope the DJ vantage guy is ok he was a good dude.

You know larry. Sells used cars. hangs out at the regal beagle. http://wp.streetwise.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Larry-Dallas-Threes-Company.png

They always seem cold to me. That's why I don't like them.

Let the dancer initiate. It is a strip tease so teasing you is permitted. If you behave yourself like you did sometimes you get rewarded with a kiss.

I tell people that about Miami. The clubs don't close til 5am (some stay open even longer) so the 2nd string arrives at 9pm and the first string squad get there between 11pm-midnight. Mostly you just notice the numbers of girls double at those times.

I like to keep it as cliff notes unless there was a particularly memorable dancer or interaction, or something that could benefit patrons to know that are considering visiting. However I love reading about good interactions and sexy times that people have so follow your heart. There is room for both kinds of reviews IMHO.

there are two girls who always need a magical $600 in rent money. I always tell them that sounds tough wish I could help. Have to keep it in the club with some girls. It's too bad because they are both adorable but they think i'm a dumb sap.

You should replace the link at the end with a redaction <LINK TO UKRAINIAN MALWARE>.. That is the longest spam email i've ever seen.

I bring lots of 20's and 100's. If I happen to have a 5 on me for the cover I get excited that I don't have to break a 20. But then again breaking the 20's is where the 1's come from. -- Deep thoughts.

Many clubs in Miami have a massage girl now to come around and give backrubs. I recommend it. Some really know what they are doing and I've had one or two that didn't but for the most part they're great. I've even purchased a backrub for a cranky dancer before.

I have to agree with tiredtraveler. I go to clubs and see many cute girls parked for the night on a justin bieber broke ass yo boy while I end up walking out with three champagne rooms worth of money in my pocket. It goes both ways. For the people who come to stare, take it as a challenge to crack open that wallet. Not everyone will be charmed by a dancer, but you should be able to convert one or two of them to proper club manners if you try. I agree if you go out you should tip your favorite dancers.