Comments by ididthisonce (page 11)

The roadside bikini photos on the news were far better...but...don't older women always look better in the dark?..i,e..strip club black lights. Hell, I look better in the dark and am damn near handsome on the phone. IMHO - I know it's a stretch but it could happen.

Lori Anne Loughlin is still hot.

Big Dick or Skinny Girl? or a Combination of Both? http://www.heavy-r.com/video/137363/Long_Dick_Makes_Her_Belly_Move/

I have always found Charlotte to be pretty tame. The rules are more relaxed now that a few years ago, but limited two way contact in the more established clubs. My 2 cents - tip the bouncer $10-$20 on the way to the VIP area and things will be more liberal as long as it's not a full house.

@js69 - ^5 my friend. No issues. YGM

@sj69 - I went bi-monthly for over a decade when my job required travel. Back when phone numbers were offered on napkins (remember the thread a couple of weeks ago). I only average 4 to 6 times a year now and its usually to a club that I have been before and if things haven't changed, then I don't see the need to write a repeat review or mimic one that has been written a week before. Please note that my membership is paid status. I enjoy many of the discussions on this board and do often find a lot of humor with many of you...I do attempt to contribute to the cause but should the general membership prefer to wish to confine discussions to weekly patrons, then no problem...this old boy will keep silent and just become a lurker. To the above 3 categories: 1- Guilty to an extent. 2- Did change me moniker when a dancer figured me out and its my preferce that this pastime remain private. Please note there will not be any hesitation to call out a ROB when one is encountered. I will say so in a review and if an established member sends a private message asking who, then her name will be disclosed 3- Shit...what the hell was #3...Gotta go look again. Free ride? No....I very rarely have ever asked for inside intel except recently for the GVL PP and what might become of someone I knew. Again, anyone that prefers the diversity of this board to be confined to weekly patrons, then no problem. Have a good one my friends.

@jack - Thanks for the update...As Atre Johnson would say, "Very Interesting!"...Only us old farts that remember the TV show "Laugh In" would get it. Poor old Arte tried for years to get "extras" off Ruth Buzzi on the park bench.

@mikea02 - "can't protect a lawn" - LMAO

I know several strippers that he'd be a keeper.

I remember seeing the Morrell Twins at Dockside Girls in Graham many years ago. They were decent. Seen a couple since, but the acts weren't much to speak of. I know most dancers have told me they hate features. I would rather see amateur night in a big city any day of the week.

I have always liked Kareem as a basketball player but he has always seem to be a man that stuck to his principles. That I respect more than his playing skill. Wish him the best.

The lady is attractive but being a parent I do have a lot of trouble what she did. I think she and Kris Jenner are not good mothers at all.

Cops need strip clubs too....every movie I have ever seen show that most LE investigations start at a club with naked women.

Does anyone know if she drives a truck? I am in if she does.

Motor my friend...you are sounding like that Charles Barkley commercial during the NCAA...LOL He wished that everyone smelled like babies...and spaghetti was easier to spell, etc.. But I agree on your first three suggestions.

@ Vikings - LMAO but good point!

I am pretty much with you Shadow except maybe MILF - BTW I am 59. What do you think women call us other than PLs?

I thought it was on the front page of the stripper manual....."make the customer feel sorry for you".....it didn't take this idiot too long to figure that one out.

You don't know how many strip club bouncers that I have met were in "wrestling school"....guess "stripper school' is no totally out of the question. I know many dancers that could have used some training, especially those that turn their back to you and utilize your crotch as like one of those large kiddy bouncing balls. Sometimes it is quite painful. I vote that Shadow starts a school and give specific instructions. Heck....they would be paying you instead of us paying them.

Tried it and she was a total nutcase...PERIOD Match.com...but maybe I am a nutcase and it was a perfect match. Never again.

Clubber.....we need to find you a teenager to fix it. LOL

Think the actual date I was in PP-GVL was Feb 24 which was probably before LE decided to initiate their "sting". I did have a nice time with one lady but I very rarely do "extras" in any club due to personal paranoia concerning camera surveillance. My threads have complained about such on many occasions. Now utilizing OTC is a difference story, but the lady I had a nice time with on this particular outing did not suggest such. I can have a "nice time" in a club without extras as long as the lady is focused, attentive and sensual. There was decent two way contact that day and she allowed quite a bit of freedom for my hands to roam, but nothing I would consider as overly "lewd or lascivious", but some Barney Fife might interpret he outing differently. This old boy is just glad he lives out of state. My real concern are for the families of the two dancers that recently died in an auto accident and for the one that is struggling to survive. I wondered if our paths had crossed that day, but they hadn't. The thought did cross my mind if there was any connection / motivation to the findings of the accident and the sting. I have no idea.

I once asked a dance what was her normal honorarium and she had no idea what it was. I tried to explain again in polite terms and she still was clueless. Finally said "what do you charge bitch?"....She said $15. Therefore I am not surprised that one might not know the difference between a selfie and photograph. I recall a thread a while back on selfies.

Based on Shadow's discussion on PP Columbia, I decided to just let clubs go. Hard to do, but it clubbing and the Masters have been a long time tradition. I did concentrate on watching the civilian ladies at the tournament. There were quite a few that were simply outstanding. There was one tanned brunette in her mid 20s that was amazingly beautiful. Long hair, wearing a white, very short, low cut, wrap around dress with an open back. Ran into her several times and it most certainly screwed up my concentration on golf.

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