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11 years ago
Also, you can get away with lots of touching at Gallaghers, with many girls. Since you like latinas, as others said Riviera is a good spot too, I just find the experience at Gallaghers to be a bit more relaxed and less of a pumping night club vibe, even when it's busy.
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11 years ago
CR is usually worthless in Manhatttan clubs, because even if you manage to get extras (which are not common and require some skill and experience to seek out), you're looking at a seriously huge tab that would have been better spent on dinner and drinks + "dessert" with an escort, if that's your thing.
I would recommend taking your money to Queens. Gallaghers 2000 is a nice overall strip club experience. Not necessarily a place for extras, but the mileage is pretty high for NYC (lap dances) with the right girl. There's some 'average' looking girls in there but usually at least several hotties mixed in on a good night, so it's very much worthwhile. Sitting at the bar can have $1 tips go fast when it's busy but you could stand away (or sit down on the nice lounge area) if you want to avoid that. Rooms are $180 per 30 minutes, but they do have cameras so it's really just for more privacy and a bit better mileage with some girls than on the floor, but typically not something *remarkable.* Do make an effort to sample more than one girl here if you can, so you can get a taste for the potential of this place.
Since you said you aren't looking for sex and just want nice grinding, I think you can find some girls @ Gallaghers who will fit your needs perfectly. Since the rooms are actually affordable compared to Manhattan, I think it's your best option.
It's also nice that despite being located in Queens, Gallaghers has a more upscale vibe than most of the clubs in the area, and while the girls do want to get down to business and sell you dances, there's also good company/conversation to be had if that's what you want as well. For an overall experience, extras not taken into consideration, it's probably the best club in NYC on a good night.
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11 years ago
lol not even Mexico is that cheap, but I suppose it can get close. $1 tacos and possibly $20 BJs/street girl FS.
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11 years ago
Low carbs, and minimize alcohol intake as well. Avoid food before bed, eat legitimate breakfast to minimize cravings through the day.
I'm trying to slim down too, but not as extreme as your case.
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11 years ago
On one hand, it's jealousy. But then on the other hand, I think people are trying to assess why people are willing to put up with diminishing returns of value.
If I have $2k to spend, I'd rather take a flight to Tijuana and fuck several beautiful latin women (probably more than several), booze up for a few nights, and smoke some nice weed.
Some people spend $2k in one night just being a whale in a strip club.
I think I know what I prefer. .
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
lol alucard, chill the fuck out. jackslash's review made me chuckle.
oh man if only the dances were free.
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11 years ago
That sounds extreme but in general some girls can pull off a shorter style and look hot. Many girls can't pull it off though.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
A few clubs I know will make legitimate cocktails but I would not count on most clubs to do it well.
I do not consider a Long Island to be a girly drink when it is so strong and would traditionally cause most girls to get extremely buzzed, especially spinners.
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11 years ago
To be honest I would be very down to do that too and probably like it almost as much.
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11 years ago
The girls I take up usually share some weed with me too. Dunno if you're into that, but there isn't much more awesome than smoking up in the hotel room with a sexy latina chick and having some wild sex.
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11 years ago
No offense intended at all, but if you think Friday and Saturday are the best, there are many things about TJ you do not know.
I used to like those days too, but I now make it a point to avoid the shit show that HK is on those days.
I've had my best lays on off days, like Sundays. I always find at least several very hot girls in HK every night, and it's much easier to get their attention and have them spend time with you when there aren't 1000 gringos downstairs willing to pay $100.
If you are paying $100 you are approaching the TJ scene entirely wrong, and probably aren't having that great quality of sex. $60 is the target, $80 is the max. Must get your own room in Cascadas, and I normally have girls stay with me for way more than 30 mins too.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Used to be all about Jack and Coke, still am to an extent. Either that or some decent scotch on the rocks (e.g. Black Label).
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11 years ago
Only one hour in a club? Unless the club is really bad (and it has to be quite bad for me to dip right away), the first hour is usually all about just getting into the atmosphere for me.
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11 years ago
I don't know about barely there, but I'd love to have sex with her.
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11 years ago
I was out last night, but not today. I guess it counts as today since it was past 12am, but you know what I mean.
I generally haven't had the best experiences clubbing daytime on Sunday, and with lots of work to take care of on Monday, it isn't wise to go at night either IMO.
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11 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Nice blog. I was actually thinking about starting something very similar for the NYC strip club scene. Having gone to so many clubs in the area (actually, there's some I haven't reviewed yet), I have some interesting thoughts to share.
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11 years ago
What you described is not necessarily in any way the norm at strip clubs. Plenty of clubs have very voluptuous girls if that's what you're into. Some clubs are also really good at presenting a variety. Either way, tiny tits aren't the "norm" - it just may be the case where you went.
I do 'sometimes' wear jeans to strip clubs, and it is not a big problem for me. A nice pair of dress slacks is generally better though, IMO. I have two pairs that I use almost solely for strip clubs because the material isn't too thick and I've been told they're comfortable for girls to dance on. You don't to wear pants that are on the tight side/uncomfortable either. You should look presentable, but be as comfortable as possible at the same time.
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11 years ago
Also if you want to hear about things from a dancers perspective, it would be best to go to stripperweb.com
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11 years ago
Vegas clubs are probably pretty good but you have to compete with lots of other girls. Some NYC venues can be lucrative if you know how to hustle well and can provide good company to guys.
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11 years ago
Yeah, would love to get me some latina action down there.
Next year if you do it sometime late May I'd be 100% down.
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11 years ago
Sounds like a case of meth usage or just very unfortunately poor dental hygiene (likely both!)
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Just get yourself a prepaid mastercard and use a fake name for it (this is very easy to do).
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11 years ago
Bought myself an ounce and I'm ready to go. Me and some strippers are going to be smoking all day/night on Saturday :)
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The premise of spending $1500 at a local club for a HJ or let alone sex is not really all that appealing when you realize for that much $ you can pay for a roundtrip flight to TJ, hotel for a couple days, and still have some left over to fuck a couple of girls.
Over the years I've gotten more and more concerned about value for my dollar, and spending a lot of time in places like TJ distorts that concept too. I still go to clubs in the US, but not as much as I used to and I don't spend nearly as much. It's just not as satisfying any more.
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11 years ago
Most of the clubs I've been to have 'decent' to 'good' bathrooms, so I can't really fault any of the venues for that so far.
I'm okay with restroom attendants that are chill and sometimes even cool to talk to briefly, maybe they have some interesting knowledge about the club. I'll usually give a dollar, and I'll sometimes take one of their mints or some piece of gum or something, just so I sort of feel like I'm getting something as well - freshens my breath for the dancers in the process. I'd probably prefer if I did not have to deal with the attendants, but whatever, it just ends up being a $1 that isn't a huge impact on my SC visit.