Comments by staxwell (page 26)

All of them got std's? What was it a gang bang?

This is the stuff that makes TUSCL worth visiting. Just Beautiful. Please continue.

"So for those who disagree, I wonder what would happen if you starting hearing some Sister Soulja the club. Hey, it's only music right. And you're there for the strippers not the music." I honestly can't tell you anything about the songs being played my last visit to the club, other than it was a mix of rap and rock. I CAN tell you the stage names of the girls I got dances from, bits and pieces of what was talked about, what I had to drink, how much money was spent, and all the other shit I put in reviews. That's what my attention was on. The music is just background noise to me. There has only been one time where I actually paid attention to what the DJ was saying. Every other time (like the music) he was part of the background noise. I'm there to try and get my dick sucked by a stripper for the lowest price possible. Not to critique the lyrics to club hits. They could be playing "achy breaky heart" and I likely wouldn't give a shit.

LOL

Fucking R.O.B's...

Founder gets pissed after reading through a years worth of unopened PM's Alucard sent him on what he NEEDS to do to make the site better. He decides he's had enough of TUSCL and doesn't want to read another word of: what Juice is doing with his dick, if so and so still works at X club, how to get OTC, what is OTC, how to spell OTC, tattoos&piercings, stripper boyfriends, 2AM'ers, some guy JUST discovering a new system for rating girls 1-10, Jester, where to get OTC, or if Jester is gay because he's never desired OTC. Founder ends the world as we know it. Skip to 2:50 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCySBdoY75M

SMH. Fuck the music. Enjoy the girl. And you definitely could've come up with a better title for this thread.

There's no Little Chinatown in China...

Did you know if you're standing under a black-light a flesh-light can be used as a flash-light? Think about it...

@jerikson40,^^^^^^ you must've met Shadowcat...

Is TUSCL considered social media/social networking? Hmm.

@dallas LMAO what about Alucard?

"Hey look its Dugly's resident ass kiss. Need something to wipe the shit off your nose?" Bitch.

^^^^Exactly. But, just like a girl (with no real proof) who refuses to believe it when her boyfriend says he isn't cheating on her, Jester being the GIRL that "he" is sees it as "guilty until proven innocent".

"girl in yellow bikini." Lol??? I know some tattoo places with an age requirement of 16. So seeing HS kids with tats is becoming more common. It's hard to tell sometimes. The bikini thing is weird as hell, but not illegal. The teen Kardashian girl has been photo'd in bikins for years.

"Jestie-girl" LMAO! It's funny cause "he's" probably really a "she"...it all makes sense now. And until someone can confirm "he's" a he, I'm going to assume "he's" a she.

I think VH is fucking with you easily angered guys. I love it.

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"BUT personal experience is VERY often HIGHLY skewed, scientifically compiled stats usually are not. [Unless you are Republican - LMFAO]" Lol too funny!

Lol

I've smoked with a few strippers. You don't wanna hit the wrong one though (laced), so only if it's rolled in front of me. Inside the club, it could be just being social, but likely to get you to buy dances. In my case I always got dances afterward. Outside the club, obviously social. They usually have really good shit too.

LMFAO Tell em Juice!

What's up, Estafador? lol

You guys are hilarious! These girls arrive, raise hell, leave. It's fun to watch the reactions. Some guys lose their shit and the girl becomes the topic of discussion for days. KK wasn't the first, and she won't be the last.

Damn, Farmerart. You went way back. Lou Thesz "The Babe Ruth" of pro wrestling.