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Off topic. Anyone think the end of the world is coming anytime soon?

sharkhunter

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

I believe the world will still be here next year along with most people.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were some End of the World parties around Dec 21st.

To get even, just kidding, I heard some are making a 10,000 year calendar. Those around 10,000 years from now can talk about the end is coming if there are enough nut cases left.

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Dougster

The only people the world is ending for are those who follow txtittyfan's financial advice.

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dallas702

Political response: The world as we knew it ended on November 6, when leftists reelected the socialist Obama.

Brainiacs response: Actually, the Mayan calender predicts the end of "another era" not the end of the world.

Juicebox response: "What yo mean bro - ain't no way I'm givin' up my pussy, lap dances or happy pills!"

SC response: "I'll be there early in the afternoon, already lined up a few favorites. By the end, I will have scored all I can handle."

Gatorfan response: "End of the World, is that a new strip club? What kind of mileage?"

Clubber response: "That's not for me. I'll just straddle my hog and take the bake roads to a new world."

GMD response: "I don't think it worthwhile to respond to this silliness. Instead, I'll be at my favorite club with my (current) ATF attempting to discover if small things can still come in good packages."

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boogieknight369

dallas:

that was am EPIC response. bravo sir, bravo.

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Clubber

dallas,

I hope the "hog" you refer to is my bike and not a dancer. Is a "bake road" one on which a lot of happy plant is consumed? :)

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motorhead

No. God will not allow the world to end in 2012 before Notre Dame wins the national championship in January.

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jackslash

Yes, the end of the world is coming. That's why I'm spending every day from now on in the strip clubs. I figure I'll run out of money at midnight December 31.

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shadowcat

I have enough Viagra to last me into 2014, so I am not worried. :)

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harrydave

@Dallas - great post.

This reminds me of a supposed quote from Alan Greenspan, former Fed Chairman and a master of obfuscation.

"Mr. Greenspan, will the market go up or down?"

"Yes, but not immediately."

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Tiredtraveler

The real question is is there anything we can do about it one way or the other. Party on dude!

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georgmicrodong

@dallas702: ROFLMMFAO!

Though I probably wouldn't be at the club, as she doesn't dance anymore. :)

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vincemichaels

Yes, I believe the end is near. Now that I am ancient, every night when I fall asleep I wonder if I will wake up tomorrow. :)

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ilbbaicnl

If your in the SC on Dec 21, your drinks come, and the stripper sitting with you says "no, that's OK, I got this round" then yes, that definitely means the structure of The Universe is in a state of flux and about to collapse.

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staxwell

@dallas LMAO what about Alucard?

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Estafador

aww nobody does me? what a drag

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dallas702

Clubber, ride whichever one you want! "bake", "back?" Dude, if it's paved, what's the diff?

Staxwell, I didn't do Drac because he might get offended and chastise me eloquently.

Estafador, hombre can't nobody else do you.

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vincemichaels

BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK FOR HERE, Estafador !! LOL

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Stiletto25

Dallas- That was awesome

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