Off topic. Anyone think the end of the world is coming anytime soon?

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• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  The only people the world is ending for are those who follow txtittyfan's financial advice.
• dallas702

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  12 years ago

  Political response: The world as we knew it ended on November 6, when leftists reelected the socialist Obama. Brainiacs response: Actually, the Mayan calender predicts the end of "another era" not the end of the world. Juicebox response: "What yo mean bro - ain't no way I'm givin' up my pussy, lap dances or happy pills!" SC response: "I'll be there early in the afternoon, already lined up a few favorites. By the end, I will have scored all I can handle." Gatorfan response: "End of the World, is that a new strip club? What kind of mileage?" Clubber response: "That's not for me. I'll just straddle my hog and take the bake roads to a new world." GMD response: "I don't think it worthwhile to respond to this silliness. Instead, I'll be at my favorite club with my (current) ATF attempting to discover if small things can still come in good packages."
• boogieknight369

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  12 years ago

  dallas: that was am EPIC response. bravo sir, bravo.
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  dallas, I hope the "hog" you refer to is my bike and not a dancer. Is a "bake road" one on which a lot of happy plant is consumed? :)
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  No. God will not allow the world to end in 2012 before Notre Dame wins the national championship in January.
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  Yes, the end of the world is coming. That's why I'm spending every day from now on in the strip clubs. I figure I'll run out of money at midnight December 31.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  I have enough Viagra to last me into 2014, so I am not worried. :)
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  @Dallas - great post. This reminds me of a supposed quote from Alan Greenspan, former Fed Chairman and a master of obfuscation. "Mr. Greenspan, will the market go up or down?" "Yes, but not immediately."
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  The real question is is there anything we can do about it one way or the other. Party on dude!
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @dallas702: ROFLMMFAO! Though I probably wouldn't be at the club, as she doesn't dance anymore. :)
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Yes, I believe the end is near. Now that I am ancient, every night when I fall asleep I wonder if I will wake up tomorrow. :)
• ilbbaicnl

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  12 years ago

  If your in the SC on Dec 21, your drinks come, and the stripper sitting with you says "no, that's OK, I got this round" then yes, that definitely means the structure of The Universe is in a state of flux and about to collapse.
• staxwell

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  12 years ago

  @dallas LMAO what about Alucard?
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  aww nobody does me? what a drag
• dallas702

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  12 years ago

  Clubber, ride whichever one you want! "bake", "back?" Dude, if it's paved, what's the diff? Staxwell, I didn't do Drac because he might get offended and chastise me eloquently. Estafador, hombre can't nobody else do you.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK FOR HERE, Estafador !! LOL
• Stiletto25

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  12 years ago

  Dallas- That was awesome