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looneylarry

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40 posts by looneylarry

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Stick figures

Okay, it must be way too long since I had some action. The bald, androgynous figures in the ads before you log in on this site are starting to get me aroused. It might be the repetitive, piston-like…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 7

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Boobies

Do you ever think we will see a dancer with a single or double mastectomy? What would you think about that?

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 5 16

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Cup sizes

Ever notice the vast difference between the way men's and women's clothes are measured? Men's shirts are measured with precise inches and length: collar size and arm length. Jeans and slacks are measured by waist size and inseam.…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 19 27

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Strip club DJs

Another thread got me thinking, and I wrote a post and then decided to expand it into a thread. A comment was made that the strip club DJ was fucking half of the dancers. Do we really know…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 27

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BDSM overtones

Went out last night and had something happen that I hadn't really seen before. Dancer was giving a decent set of lappers. She kept bumping into my belt buckle, so I stopped and took off my belt.…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 14

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Dancing and Escorting

I had heard one time about a dancer who was doing some escorting on the side, under-the-radar. Are those two different things or is it a distinction without a difference? If the dancer is lining up some escorting…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 8

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Turnover

What's your best guess at the average rate of turnover in the dancers at the clubs you go to? For our purposes, let's just say that retaining one or two girls at best over the period still counts as…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 8 13

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Strategy

Some of these threads got me thinking. . .What is your strategy when you go to a club for the first time? Do you use your usual methods to get a feel for the club, using your spider-sense to…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 12

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Club policy and OTC

I have been given lots of excuses in the past and I just wanted to see what everybody else's experiences were. I have had girls give me their numbers before and have tried to line up OTC, but when…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 30

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Dance instructor

That Maine dance instructor that has caused all the scandal? I'd certainly do her. Just sayin'.

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 13

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Stripper Judgment

After reading all of these threads all this time about ITC activities and covered or non covered, etc., it just occurred to me: what about the judgment of these girls? After all the preliminaries and the walk back to…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 17

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Any tips

Any experience with a site that I won't mention by name but it is made up of two girls names put together and the second one happens to be the capital of Wisconsin? It promises affairs, but it looks…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 5

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Quick trip to the restroom

My usual MO is to make a beeline to the restroom right after my last lapper. Mainly to get my belt back on right and get zipped up and shirt tucked in and to look presentable. But it…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 5 19

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Progression?

Is it your experience that services are laid out as a progression--say HJ, then later BJ, then later FS is offered--over different visits with the same girl? Or is it usually addressed as a menu where she doesn't mind…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 19

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Taiwan

I was in Taipei a few years back and we were walking around at night. I was struck by how many shops were open at 10 o'clock: watch shops, little stand-up eateries, department stores, newstands, etc. Here's my…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 11 6

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Uptight towns

I don't really want to stir the pot too much, but this recent talk about the availability of contraceptives in health care plans offered by Catholic hospitals and universities and the outcry and recent news has got me thinking.…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 10 26

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Bogus dating sites

I know these fuckbuddy dating sites are bogus, but I bumped into another site the other day. I signed up and wrote up a profile and waited. Within a couple of hours I had two girls who liked…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 11 8

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Shades of S&M

First of all, I am not a dom or a sub. And some of you guys might be. So those of you who are might have to recuse yourselves from this thread. But for everybody else, have…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 9

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Still on the DL

I did some yard work a few days back and developed a nasty case of poison ivy on my hands, forearms, legs. . .and, yes, crotch. I thought that I had washed my hands frequently, but I forgot to…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 20

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Fuzzing the Line

We all know what constitutes extras and what to expect in an extras-friendly club. We have also been in clubs that are not extras-friendly, but have a good entertainment value. My question: what was the best experience you've had in…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 6

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Beauty or the Beast?

Just to get a snapshot of tastes: What is your preference? Getting some extras from a 4 or 5 at a stanky-ass club or getting a moderately-sensuous clean dance from a 9 in an upscale club? Do you…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 25

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Adjust your junk?

So, do all dancers prefer that your equipment be pointing north? Or do they generally take it as it lies, whichever way it is pointing? Do you reach in and adjust it so that it will be ready…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 28

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Grease the palms?

At the risk of sounding like a naive traveler perplexed at the vast system of graft and bribery in Soviet Russia, I have a question. There are the waitresses, the doorguys, the bartenders, the counter girls, the mama-sans, etc.…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 22

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Stripper Shit Whoppers

We all know that dancers can come up with some crazy stuff. What has been the biggest whopper you have heard recently? The biggest steaming pile of dung, one that made you stop and chuckle at how over…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 5 23

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A Challenge

We all have seen the hot girl who is very popular and she is definitely your type. The only problem is that she also is well aware that she is the best dancer there and she knows that she…

looneylarryVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 20
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