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14 years ago
There was a 'Brianna' at Lace, in Arlington, TX, who would come out in dark blue coveralls/jumpsuit, dancing insanely to 'Danger Zone'. Totally riveted the audience. And the audience totally wanted to rivet her ....
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14 years ago
Megan Fox and Taylor Cole would have been better choices.
This chick had better be able to act. (yeah -right)
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14 years ago
Yeah steve - these days, you could get the school and year off her uniform, and google image it, to see if she's telling the truth ....
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14 years ago
Maybe the lasso's already on him, and he's saying he WANTS to be tied up ....
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14 years ago
(at the club, she was able to steal it back.)
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14 years ago
At a club in Fort Worth there was a dancer who took the stage wearing an authentic looking police uniform (i.e., not the sect halloween costume kind). I thought that maybe she was a police academy dropout, who had found a new use for her uniform. Until, that is, with a quick snap and pull, she tore it off in an instant. I mentioned this to a dancer friend, and she knew the girls name, etc., from previously working with her.
At another club, in Alington, TX, I met a beautiful blonde dancer who was wearing what she said was her actual high school cheerleader uniform. (She went on to explain that she had once left it on the costume rack in the dressing room, and the club inventoried it, so it was no longer her property, but rather, the property of the club. She could sign it out from the house mom and wear it while working, but she could never take it home again. I hope that on her last day)
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14 years ago
When it comes to boyfriends, a dancer will always lie.
If she has a boyfriend, she knows it'll turn off a customer who'll be ticked that he has to pay for what somebody else gets for free.
If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she'll say she does so that you won't think that she's available.
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14 years ago
When they levy gas guzzler taxes on Hummers (insert 'guzzle' and 'hummer' jokes here), that just makes a certain segment of society, known as 'assholes', want one even more.
Besides, not every low-life cliche can afford a Viper.
But instead of burning all that gas, I wish that they'd just stick to the Ed Hardy t-shirts, so they can still easily be spotted.
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14 years ago
"The Original Love Handles"
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14 years ago
So, suffice to say that you and your wife both share a passion for stuffing birds ....
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14 years ago
Of course, if you're still at the office, you might not want to be overheard asking about 'Bubbles', unless everybody already knows that you have a chimp.
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14 years ago
If you call the club's main number to ask about specific dancers, the answer will most likely be 'yes'. When you get there and she's not there, they'll just say 'oh - she just left'.
(To test this, call and ask if 'Jim-Bob' is dancing tonight. If they say 'yes' to that, you probably shouldn't rely on them.)
See if one of your favs will give you the number for the dressing room. Anyone answering back there is more likely to tell you the truth.
Of course, calling the regular number at some clubs may work. And, no, it's not pathetic. (Unless, of course, you're calling me pathetic.)
It'll even help out your fav, to ask for her. It'll tell management who brings in customers - ones that the club will lose if they don't keep her happy.
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14 years ago
Based on all the reviews, I thought that Detroit strippers took care of that kind of business in the club ....
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14 years ago
I hope you have a passport.
You're going to have to go to Europe to see that.
Or Tijuana, to see a male equine with a female homo sapiens, 'dancing' together.
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14 years ago
229: You're right - only girls do a Walk Of Shame. Men take a Victory Lap!
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A dancer at the defunct Tanga Lounge would (against club policy, resulting in fines when caught) attempt to use her hand OTP, and was upset when I wouldn't mess myself. "Why won't you give it up!?" she asked once. She looked like somebody threw Kate Beckinsale and Megan Fox into a genetic blender, resulting in a mid-twenties goddess who had to pay her own tuition, so obviously she was perfect.
I told her I could only cum after the girl cums three times. Later, I offered her a compromise: "Okay - you only have to cum twice." She laughed, apparently declining. (I later found out that she lived in a house, not an apartment, which much much later I realized meant that she was married. Dancers who live in houses are married. Or lesbians who are really good with money.)
When I started going to clubs (20+ years ago), contact was non-existent. These days, the way lapdances are done, it seems clear that the dancer is attempting to extract DNA, as quickly as possible, lest she dissatisfy a customer. Recently, one delightful blonde was moving back and forth on me just enough to, uh, 'twang' some anatomical part of her across my junk, and back. If she wasn't trying to get me off, then her actions are unexplainable.
If a girl thinks she can, while naked, work your junk, then get mad when you finish, she's too naive to be out in public. Or in the champagne room, for that matter.
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14 years ago
A friend of mine would take his wife to strip clubs (not always, though). With her there, it was all about her having fun. He didn't indulge, lest there be repercussions. She'd have a blast, and get good and horny, which I'm sure he always wanted to take advantage of when they got home. Problem is, after spending a ton of money to get her into that state of mind, she'd be too drunk for him to have any fun. Once, I had to help him pick her up off the bedroom floor, where she had passed out, wearing only her thong, and put her in bed.
When I was at a club once, there were two twenty-ish guys there with their girlfriends/fiancees/wives/SOs. The guys were having a good time, too naive to understand how much pain they were in for. One of the wives just glared at me while I was getting a dance - REALLY creepy. And annoying. I mentioned this to the dancer, and the dancer said that usually meant she wanted a dance, so she stopped by. Nope - she really wasn't into it, because her man so obviously was.
Your boyfriend probably realizes that if he takes you to a club, he can't have any fun, it's got to be all about you. Which is great, if you're into it. And if he benefits from it when you get home.
What your boyfriend should do is find a dancer who is couple-friendly, or girl-friendly, and make a deal with her to undress you in the champagne room. Then, after she teaches you how to give him a lapdance, she can watch while you finish him off.
(I really need a girlfriend ....)
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14 years ago
I'm hoping that the $500 offer was for anal while her father, husband, and children watched, with her youngest son holding the camcorder ....
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14 years ago
Every club should have an Asian or two - if for nothing else, just to help the other girls with math.
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14 years ago
Jeez - now I'm rethinking one of my basic strategies: get the attention of the girl on stage by giving her a five or a ten. Maybe it's best to give her a single and tell her that anything else you spend on her will be in the ladance room.
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14 years ago
I'd assume that the guys throwing handfuls of ones almost never get lapdances. They're spending their money out in the open for everyone to see, thinking that they look rich for spending $10 or $20. They probably don't have any twenties left. The dancers know that the guys tipping a buck or two are saving their money for the lapdance room (a guy who's going to get lapdances doesn't want to spend $20 at the stage, when that would've paid for another lapper).
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14 years ago
I think we all want to know more about Dancer # 2 ....
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14 years ago
Hmmmmm --- might change my name to 'Bubbles' ...
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14 years ago
Just tell that you're going to bring some friends along to defray the cost. Eight or ten oughta do.
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14 years ago
You asked if she 'danced' OTC? If she agreed to meet you OTC, she was obviously expecting something other than food. And she was probably expecting more than $20 for it. And since you picked her up and dropped her off at her place, she was expecting you to come in for a 'dance'.
Now she's feeling all rejected. But, at least the $20 more than covers the cost of the condoms she bought ....
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14 years ago
I've never been ASKED for a tip under those circumstances - I expect that the Rhino girls are unusually full of themselves. It's probably also a sign that they thought they had nothing to lose (i.e., future business), assuming they'd never see you again anyway.