Fenster
Comments by Fenster
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11 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
You could point out to her that she's not exclusive, either. Even if she dumps whoever she's with when you walk in, she still has other customers.
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11 years ago
toysales
Hhhmmm --- get them to meet up for an OTC 3some. Once they've eaten each other out, the hatchet will have been buried.
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11 years ago
Corvus
Arizona
3LM, that would definitely improve the experience. Of course, such people would simply create multiple accounts, and continue trolling.
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11 years ago
sagevincent
Of course, you can always look forward to how aggressive she'll be with you when she breaks up with her new boyfriend .... But in the meantime, there's plenty of others.
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12 years ago
smokeshopjoe
You ran into your minister? Why were you even at Chippendale's, anyway!?
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12 years ago
dalex
Uh - yeah ... hand me some of that bleach ...
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=EcRzoj9IWIw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEcRzoj9IWIw
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12 years ago
chumchum
Florida
Alcohol laws in Texas have been historically restrictive and confusing. In Dallas County, alcohol sales varied precinct-by-precinct. To have a beer in a restaurant in a 'dry' precinct, the restaurant would have to be considered a 'private club', and anyone drinking would have to be a member.
Enter the "UniCard", where you pay a restaurant $1 for a membership card, and you are instantly a member of all subscribing restaurants/clubs in the area. Silver City Caberet near downtown Dallas apparently did not join that system, so you would have to show your license to be scanned. The same was true at Illusions, which became The Penthouse Club, which became XTC.
For any given precinct to change their status from dry to wet, they would have to have a vote. Starting from where the precinct lines were the last time the precinct was voted 'dry', they would have to approve the change. Then, they'd have to vote again within the current precinct lines. Only then could they get rid of the UniCard requirement for bars/restaurants in that precinct.
When the Cowboys played at Texas Stadium, the city of Irving was dry. Beer sales were not allowed in the stadium. Eventually, the team won approval for a 'corral', a roped-off area in the parking lot where they could sell beer. At their new stadium, $14 gets you a margarita in a plastic cup.
Years ago, I lived in an apartment complex in Grand Prairie, staddling the line between Dallas and Tarrant counties. The Stop-n-Go at the western end, in Tarrant County, could sell beer. The one at the other end couldn't.
It's ridiculous laws like this, passed over a hundred years ago, that require a club to scan your ID. Because only members can drink, you see.
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12 years ago
rediguan
Illinois
Some clubs in Dallas (esp Baby Dolls) had a Sunday/Monday rule: a girl had to work Sunday and Monday in order to be allowed to work the next Friday/Saturday.
Sometimes I've met girls trying out a new club Fri/Sat because they can't work at their regular club because of this rule (they'll let newbies in to try the club Fridays and Saturdays, and only apply to rule to their regular house girls).
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12 years ago
first1time
Or "Murrill", as it's apparently spelled.
In the opening scene of Predator 2, she was the screamer getting the shit fucked out of her when the Predator attacked the drug lord in his penthouse. Nice scene.
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12 years ago
first1time
I saw Teri at Jaguars' in Dallas a few years ago. While looking around the main floor for my next lapdancer, the DJ and another guy were jabbering on their microphones. When I looked towards the stage, I was shocked that the other dude talking was Teri.
She was standing naked and barefoot on the stage, with to customers with her. Soon, she was on her knees in front of one of them, having unzipped his pants and taken out his dick. Then she alternated between sucking on it and berating him for not being hard in front of 300 screaming dudes.
More than ten years ago, I had seen her at Caligula's. They had to cancel several of her shows because she was busy snorting or whatever.
She has been in an open marriage, and when she and Merle visit radio shows to promote local club appearances, she'd be in the studio blowing the show host while Merle would be outside the studio getting some action from whoever was around.
She probably peaked when she was on Married With Children.
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12 years ago
10inches
Florida
I'm enjoying the way some of the track and field athletes are out there in what amounts to a bikini.
And the divers' one-piece suits are modest only above the waist - they're so high-cut on the thigh that it's mezmerizing to watch them.
The problem is, with some of them being so young, I'm afraid I might have to register ....
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12 years ago
Omega22
You could a part-time job as a floor manager at a club. That way, instead of spending money in clubs, you'd be making money. And, when a dancer wants a better work schedule, or wants to take a night off, or wants to be re-hired after being fired, you get free poonanny.
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12 years ago
Iamerror
Clubs closer to downtown are much more lively when the Mavs or Stars have a home game, but they can be dead on a Saturday night if there's no game. You CAN'T GO WRONG at Baby Doll's at any time.
Generally, the day shift girls have to stay until 7pm, and have to leave the club by 8pm. If they don't, then they have to work the whole night shift, too, and they really want to avoid that.
If you get there by 5 or 6 and stay until at least 9 or 10, you'll get to see both shifts, close to 100 girls, maybe more.
I've always assumed that the day shift girls want to pick up the pace and rake in the dough at the end of their shift, but sometimes they're tired and don't want to dance anymore, so hang out for the fresh produce coming in.
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12 years ago
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Enjoying the beach volleyball, too. Just wish it were warmer in London.
Victoria's Secret should sponsor both women's teams, and provide the uniforms. Or Frederick's, or Agent Provocateur. Or (holy shit!) Wicked Weasel!! Well, then again, that's an Australian company (an it's more than likely that the Australian players already have plenty of their productweight in their lingerie drawers).
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12 years ago
steve229
Seems like a good opportunity - if they're texting you to go to the club to give them money, just invite them over to pick it up. Using your place (or a hotel room) instead of the club's champagne room is a real money-saver.
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12 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
A six foot 150 lb dancer could be perfectly proportioned and hot, but that much woman grinding on your "lap" can be annoying, even painful. Plus, the taller, I hate to say bigger, girls don't seem to support themselves, all of their weight ends up on your junk.
But, the spinners can grind with all their might, and it'll be juuuuust fiiiiine. And, since they can hold themselves up more easily, they can just slide over your, uh, "lap", and not give you abrasions or callouses.
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12 years ago
GoVikings
In Arlington, TX, in the late '80s / early '90s, the 2300 Club did great business. There was one prototypical hot blonde who would get great tips on stage, then put in a hot dress and sit at the bar, and not do any table-dances. She would have made a mint, but I figure she had a deal with her boyfriend or something. When customers who didn't know that came in, they would tip her more than the standard dollar or two, hoping to get her attention, to no avail.
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13 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
If you google their names, you find their facebook pages.
WARNING: After seeing their pictures, you may want to gouge your eyes out! I'd be shocked if hoes like that could get laid anywhere other than a maximum security prison.
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13 years ago
23cambyman
If the issue is size ("it's just too damn big!"), go to www.fookes.com and dowload (free) 'Easy Thumbnails'.
You can use it to make a picture as small as you like. It does other things, too, if you want to play around with it.
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13 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The safe answer would be "Jewish".
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13 years ago
JacksonEsskay
Virginia
I tried to take the survey on my phone, but copying and pasting the URLs for the pictures was taking too long, so I switched to my laptop. It turns out that each time you take the survey, the order of the pictures changes. Presumably, this would be to make the answers less dependent on the presentation order, and would be accounted for in the results, i.e., the responses would be keyed to the pictures, not their placement in order.
With such scattered results, however, I can't imagine there isn't some problem with the survey. There's nobody there that could be considered a "3" by some, and a "9" by others, Unless, of course, someone gave an obvious "3" a "9" because she looks like his sister.