Comments by likes2look

The downside is that Santa only comes once a year.

It depends on where you are. , My state allows burning brush with a permit in rural areas. However, leaving a fire unattended is a violation. So you may have some leverage there.

Salt. Lake. City.

Damn Joe, you crazy!

Go get some titties in your face. I always feel better after that.

$100 fine for each time? Shit, I’d have to declare bankruptcy.

Can bag boy James get you in down at the Piggly Wiggly?

A man staring at another man can be taken as a sign of aggression. You might get your ass kicked for that. Women can probably get away with it because they are perceived as less threatening.

Damn! @PaulDrake you gots some laundry to do now!

If the girl is in on it I’m sure she could entice the guy into saying some crazy stuff. The edited version would be hilarious.

Keep both hands on your wallet and never draw to an inside straight.

That’s why I quit SA. Too many no shows, even after the girl confirmed plan the day before. And that’s not even counting all the ones that would ghost the minute I suggested an in person meet and greet.

This isn’t ‘nam, man. There are rules!

I would take it as the opening round of P4P negotiations. Besides, I would give about 50/50 odds that some other PL bought that outfit for her.

The airport to GTFO there!

Well played sir, well played.

The corporate overlords demand stores keep labor costs low. Thus managers chronically understaff to keep out of trouble and assure the CEO his bonus.

Invest In Amazon!

Oh shit! You are on the list. Double secret probation for you.

I live in California and it might be blasphemy for me to say it but I agree. It doesn’t live up to the hype some people give it. It is ok for a fast food burger, but I’m not going to drive hours out of my way to eat one. If I am going to drive for hours there better be a strip club with good mileage at the destination.

Y’all don’t understand. Juice mane wants to be a SB with a well heeled sugar mama taking care of him!

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Post a picture so we can all touch them.

Title says it all

In other places this is called a bachelor party.