Why is Santa always so jolly?

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Lucky fucker, knows where all the naughty girls live and they always want to sit on his lap. Plus he has a built in excuse to tell the wife why he has to be gone all night.

The downside is that Santa only comes once a year.

He gets free dental work from Hermie? It’s gotta save him lots of money.

Cause Mrs Clause is tops on his 'naughty girls list'.

Dam