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11 years ago
And Don Rickles...all I remember from that guy was he had a single "shtick", and that was pretty much calling everyone DUMMY !!! Came off as just an angry old guy who wasn't funny.
On the other hand, I think Rodney Dangerfield could be absolutely hilarious. Guy had great timing, and was what Rickles could never be. He even related to a younger crowd.
And on the other other hand, speaking of old timers with the same tired "shtick", another contender for worst comedian was that asshole Norm Crosby. His entire claim to fame was mispronouncing words. That's it. Now maybe that was hilarious to 80 year olds in the retirement home, but otherwise it was fucking stupid.
There were a few other old timers who I never understood how they got in the business, or how they survived. Norm Crosby was a perfect example, but there were others whose names escape me.
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11 years ago
And my vote for possibly the worst comedian of all time...
That asshole on Saturday Night Live who did the goat boy or whatever it was. That's it. That's all he did. The most useless shit on TV.
Oh, I found it...the guy's name is Jim Breuer. Fucking useless and stupid
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11 years ago
HEY WAIT A MINUTE MONDO!!! SHELLEY BERMAN IS A GUY, NOT A GIRL !!!
But he still sucked as a comedian.
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11 years ago
First of all, anyone who names a female as a top contender for comedian has got mental problems. Women aren't funny. And most, if not all, female comedians are ugly as fuck. I just can't watch them... Paula Poundstone, Rosanne Barr, Ellen DeGeneres, Shelley Berman, Lily Tomlin, Rosie O'Donnell??? Are you freaking kidding me?
The closest to being funny (well, maybe humorous) was Tomlin when she was good, but I can't even watch Barr and DeGeneres and O'Donnell cuz they're too fucking UGLY !!! And not funny.
Now, to the real comedians...
I don't think I ever laughed harder that watching the first half of Eddie Murphy in Delirious. Geezus that was funny. Murphy has got to be one of the naturally funniest guys out there...all his stuff on Saturday Night Live was fucking brilliant, and on and on. But like most comedians, as time went on they got too commercial and became just stupid. Wasn't he in like Doctor Doolittle and shit? Just shameful for such a talented guy.
Kinda like George Carlin. In his day he was one of the best. But then he became an angry old man and I couldn't even watch him.
Bill Cosby was also on the top when it comes to stand up. Until he just relied on being able to 'wing it' in every freakin' monologue, and sometimes it was just boring as shit. But the guy was a master.
And of course Pryor was one of the best, if not THE best. Absolutely brillant. Funny as FUCK. I felt so bad for the guy after he burned himself, and he just looked like a frail old guy who had lost his edge.
And I can't believe nobody mentioned Steve Martin, who, in his day, was an awesome standup comedian. Well, for a short while he was. He was one of my favorites, and his Saturday Night Live stuff was incredible. Though now that I look back on recordings of some of that stuff he doesn't seem as awesome as I remember at the time, but anyways....
But there were a lot of guys who were just great to watch in movies and shit, but weren't necessarily that FUNNY in a standup sense. John Candy was a great character guy who was fun to watch, Belushi was great, Mike Myers was awesome to watch in sketches and movies (I loved all that Austin Powers stuff, except where they did disgusting poop jokes), Jim Carey is an incredible comic actor. Chevy Chase was very watchable, but he relied on prat falls way too much.
On the other hand, guys like Robin Williams were just annoying to watch. His standup was just this insane stream of consciousness nonsense that really wasn't funny, but he figured if he said it all fast enough then if he bombed with one joke there was another coming along in 2.5 seconds. Seinfeld just wasn't funny, but his show was one of the best on TV in spite of him being involved. Steven Wright wasn't funny, just annoying. Neither was Carrot Top...no different from that useless Sledge-A-Matic guy who just pulled out stupid props.
Now I was also a big fan of Jonathan Winters way back when. Funny guy doing standup, and great in movies. But he was a little too improv and stream of consciousness for me.
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11 years ago
And for Zipman, maybe I need to start a thread discussing why 63 year old white guys feel the need to post nonsense in some old, out of date, 1990's version of some "hood lingo" they think they heard wannabe rappers say on TV?
SHIZZLE? Are you freakin' kidding me?
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11 years ago
"Are you implying..."
Ever notice how women are CONSTANTLY trying to find the implications and hidden meanings behind what guys say? You say something as clearly as you possibly can, but that's not enough. They always want to dig down and find some hidden meanings and what's really in your heart or whatever...
Duo, baby, I can't get any clearer. No hidden meanings. Just read what I wrote and that's all I meant by it. No subliminal messages, no deep interpersonal emotional conflicts, just some very simple statements. Cuz I'm a very simple guy.
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11 years ago
"Jestie and jerikoffson hate each other"
Not at all. At least I don't hate him/her. I don't even know him/her. I just asked if he/she was male/female.
On the other hand Staxwell, I think you may actually be a complete fucking moron. Which doesn't mean I dislike you or hate you, just classifying you based on some of the insane shit you post. And if that photo of you in your posts is really you, then there's no question you're a complete fucking moron. No reason to hate you though.
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11 years ago
No question, Ginger was far hotter. Glamorous, slinky, oozing sex.
Mary Ann would say "Ewww, you want me to TOUCH IT??", and Ginger would say "You gonna cum for me Baby?".
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11 years ago
Hot Indian (the country, not the tribe) girls are extremely rare. Only that porn star who is from India (Priya Rai) with the insane body and big tits. Otherwise I can't recall ever seeing a hot Indian girl.
OTOH, the American Indians are more likely to have hot girls, though again I can't recall ever seeing one. It's just that they have a certain look that is hotter than the Indians from India.
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11 years ago
"For me redheads are at the bottom – I can’t stand pasty white skin"
Truer words have never been spoken. Pasty white skin is a deal breaker, and if you mix that with bright red hair and freckles...I'm outta there.
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11 years ago
Here's the deal...
The hottest girls I've ever seen have been, in general, either Asian or Black. There is a higher proportion of hot Asian girls than, say hot white girls. Much higher. And I'm not talking about the ultra pale, bow legged, no definition to their bodies with tiny tits Japanese girls...they don't count. Not interested.
I'm talking about the SE Asian/Pacific/Hawaiian hot tanned chicks with toned bodies and gorgeous faces. A perfect example is a girl named CJ Miles (not the basketball player)...look her up...possibly the hottest Asian chick on the planet. It's the import model Asians that make your dick explode that I LOVE. Thai/Filipina/Vietnamese/Hawaiian, etc. Those chicks with that nasty girl look....
And those black chicks with the cartoon bodies (no, not the fat thick ones, the tight voluptuous nasty girls)...DAMN!!! Tiny waist, perfect apple bottom, and that nasty girl look with the big lips...and you know the black girls are ready to play. None of that stuck up white girl shit..."Ewww, you want me to TOUCH IT??"
That being said, there are some insanely hot white and latina girls. Hell, just go to Rio and walk around the malls or the beach and you'll see girls that are so hot they make your head AND your dick explode.
I dunno, I guess I like 'em all. :)
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11 years ago
It's from today's reviews, California Girls in, well, California. Santa Ana I think.
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11 years ago
"Beyond that I'm not really sure what isn't clear"
Who or what is the "wifebeater guy"? Yeah, some guy was apparently wearing a wifebeater, but who the fuck cares? And what does that have to do with the dress code? And who the fuck cares what song they're playing?
I'm guessing this was actually written by a 60 year old white guy who wants to sound cool :)
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11 years ago
Interesting...never much cared for the Eagles, never though Hotel California was that big a deal.
But a tiny bit of research on the meaning of the song came up with this from Wikipedia:
"Don Henley called it "our interpretation of the high life in Los Angeles" and later reiterated: "It's basically a song about the dark underbelly of the American dream and about excess in America, which is something we knew a lot about."
Like 3 million other rock songs, it's about their experiences of being in a rock band in LA, etc. Kinda like Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon. Now THAT was some good music.
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11 years ago
Personally, I say good for the old guys to have the balls to hit on some hot girls, when most younger guys would be too pussy afraid to do it. Yeah, chances are slim they'll get anywhere, but what those old guys realize, and others don't, is that you'll never know until you try. And you sure as hell aren't gonna get anywhere if you sit on the sidelines and laugh.
The guys who sit on the sidelines and laugh are the ones who go home with nothing, while the old guys, at a minimum, build up a little bit more confidence and game, and who knows, they maybe might even get somewhere with some hot girls.
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11 years ago
"On another note, American Apparel? Really?"
Okay, jester214, are you a girl? Because I guarantee that 99% of (straight) men have no clue what American Apparel is, or what duo's reference meant.
Perhaps this is the first signs of a scuffle in a fashion cat-fight ??
"American Apparel ??? OH NO YOU DI'NT !!!!!"
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11 years ago
Okay, that's fine. When I read stuff like this from your profile it makes me wonder:
"A Venn diagram showing the relation between stripper shit and reality"
And there's a ton of stuff like that. It just seems a bit, well, pretentious, don't you think? Maybe not. And making references to Bas Jan Ader references while saying you don't make obscure references?
Okay, we're duly impressed, if that's important to you.
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11 years ago
Honey, I'm not trying to attack you, I've just noticed that in many of your posts you have these references to things that seem a bit, well, obscure. And I've noticed that you seem, at least to me, to be going a bit overboard to prove you're smart in many of your posts in the various threads. And that seems to be fairly common when strippers post here. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just find it one of those interesting quirks of human behavior.
If I'm wrong, then just say I'm wrong. Apparently all you supporters feel the need to come to your aid, and I'll probably never get an honest answer, so maybe I'll just drop it.
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11 years ago
"You can just google for it if you aren't familiar with something someone mentions"
Thanks for the Google lesson. Of course, that is totally irrelevant to the question I asked. But I do appreciate the input.
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11 years ago
And Ms. Maxwell, a question that's not intended to be negative, just an honest question...
Do you feel the need to prove to people that you're not just some dumb stripper but in fact you're really smart? I've noticed that happens a lot here, a dancer will visit and they generally seem to be trying to act smart and stuff.
Now I'm not saying you're not a very smart and great girl, I just don't think you need to prove anything to us. Just be yourself.
Unless throwing out obscure references in every sentence to show how well read (or whatever) you are is who you are, then never mind...
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11 years ago
"I think Billy Crystal said it best in When Harry Met Sally"
Okay, let me see if I can figure out the point you were trying to make...
A guy can't be friends with a dancer he thinks is attractive and is wearing tattoos....
No, wait...
A guy can't be friends with any girl, even if she's wearing tattoos...
No, wait...
A dancer with tattoos might be attractive, but it doesn't matter cuz the guy won't be her friend....
Okay, I give up...what the fuck are you talking about??
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11 years ago
I have a half-baked theory that older guys are more likely to hate tattoos than younger guys, and it's because back in the 50's, 60's, whatever, tattoos weren't "cool" like they are now. They were trashy (and not in a good way), and only worn by sailors. So maybe older guys associate tattoos with male sailors, which would give any straight guy an instant anti-boner.
And in recent years tattoos have exploded into a very popular thing that "everyone" does, so maybe younger guys look at them as not quite as bad.
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11 years ago
I think tattoos are a bit like implants. A lot of guys say they really don't like them. But a lot of women get them. And a lot of guys seem to enjoy them. Or else the girls wouldn't get them.
Anyway, I love fake tits, and, as with anything, a really hot girl can pull anything off. And ugly girls with tattoos still looks ugly. And a super hot girl with tattoos can look even hotter.
Personally, when I see a hot, nasty hood rat in a black club with lots of tats, it's game on!!! It just enhances the nastiness.
Tattoos are like an exclamation point on the girl. If she's super hot, the tattoo says "DAMN YEAH I'M HOT !!!". And if she's a fat, pale slob, the tattoo says "Yeah, I'm ugly white trash who hates myself and does tattoos to show how low class I am".
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11 years ago
Shadowcat, what the fuck is your problem? Does everyone here have a stick up their ass?
I said it's a low probability, and in my second post I put some numbers to it. WTF is your problem? And for the morons here I even mentioned farts. What more do you want? Or are you like most of the others here who decide they don't like someone and spend the rest of their time throwing stones.
I got the impression you were an older guy, is that true? Older but still not matured yet I suppose?
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11 years ago
BTW, as I recall from counting the number of clubs listed in TUSCL there are something like 3,000 clubs in the US. Maybe less.
So if there are 365 days per year, and 3,000 clubs, that's about 1 million strip club-days of operation per year.
So if there are, say 100 busts a year out of 1 million strip club-days of operation, thats a 0.01% probability of being in a club on the day of a raid. Now the chances of being in the club DURING a raid are probably a tiny fraction of that.
I think that's about the likelihood of being struck by lightning (0.001%)
Wow. I'm scared.
Oh, and to make this interesting to most of the people on this forum:
Someone farted.