Comments by dirtysecrets (page 2)

Yes, the bra is hard to explain away. I can't imagine a stripper giving up part of her costume; won't she get called back onstage?

She already doesn't believe him, I don't know how much worse it would be if he said, "Yeah, I got a blowjob."

I sort of agree. He confessed to spending 600 bucks but won't admit he did anything but touch the stripper's body.

I did ask this young woman if her husband was getting the things at home that he would go to a club to find. She said yes, and the fact that she's 23 and only three years married would seem to indicate they should still be banging regularly. She's really taking it as a personal affront. Oh, here's a detail I forgot to mention which helped me hasten my withdrawal from the discussion: she said he had "that hoe's strapless bra in the pocket of his jeans." I didn't know how to plausibly explain that one.

There's a lot more to the story. She told me she's 23, been married for three years, and can't understand why her husband would behave this way. She actually called the Palace to find out how much the VIP level was and where dances are done. She said her hubby was NOT a member of this site; she found it on her own. She contacted me because I'd reviewed the Palace, but mine is not the most recent review, which made me wonder if she contacted others who reviewed that same club. I finally wearied of the drama last night and told her I was going to bed. All has been quiet today.

I'm still trying to figure out the bruise on his upper thigh. Also, it occurs to me that if your wife finds glitter in your pubes, you may not have thought thing through completely.

Perhaps you're not as boring as you pretend, sir.

Icey, her profile contains zero info, only that she created the account in January 2018. No posts, no comments, no photo, no bio, nothing. BoringLoser, she did not say that her husband posts here. Maybe she just googled strip clubs and found this site and thought she could gather some info about what goes on in such places. But she described a bruise on his upper thigh, a small scratch near his belly button, and — my favorite — "glitter in his pubes." Sounds like a strip/cavity search almost.

Well, I could truthfully tell her that I haven't ever gotten extras at the Palace. Good thing she didn't ask about Rick's or Sugar's or Perfect 10 or the Men's Club...

Doesn't seem much like a cop. She seems pissed that her hubby would go to such a place, that it's "cheating" on her. It's very odd.

My current OTC favorite and I seem to drift into roleplay about half the times we get together. It usually involves a stern school teacher and a curious young male student. She seems to like it as much as I do.

Jeez, I go back to when porn was HARD to find. I was in 4th grade, 1963. My across-the-street neighbor was a girl my age. Her dad had parked an Airstream trailer in front of their house for a few days and I, the girl, and her little brother were exploring this ready-made playhouse when we opened a cupboard in the tiny kitchen and found a Playboy. Since this was early 1960s, the poses were artsy, with girls holding scarves in their teeth or demurely sipping coffee. No pussy or even bush was visible and most of the shots were side-boob. Still, it was enough to jump-start my pre-adolescent libido and make me much more aware of those bulges women had. And, by the way, finding porn in the woods is a VERY common occurrence. It happened to me multiple times once I became an early teen. At some point, I may have even discarded some of my own magazines in the underbrush. It was truly a treasure when you found something like that. Online porn? No challenge there.

I welcome the change; it means I never have to see a post by Nicole again...hopefully.

I used to visit these types of places in Texas. The girls are not really dancing much; they get naked and very close to you while you (also naked) jack off. You can touch them in non-sexual places, but it's basically like mutual masturbation. Sometimes enjoyable, but they've faded out for a reason.

rickdugan, I'm sure you view yourself as a Mensa-level genius, but you apparently have not learned what a "discussion" board is for. And I've seen bathroom attendants in tuxedo shirts (I didn't say full tuxedo, fuckwad) in at least a dozen clubs. Perhaps you're going to lower-class joints; seems like they would suit you.

A few years back, I made a stop in El Paso for the night and visited a club there. I went up to the VIP level with a mature Latina dancer who was grinding her ass against me. I worked my finger inside her panties and began pushing her buttons. Her breathing got faster and faster and then she shuddered and fell back against me, saying, "Omigod, omigod..." Clearly she didn't cum very often in the club. She looked me in the eyes and said, "How did you do that?" I jokingly answered, "Well, I'm magic..." To my surprise, her eyes got very bid and she whispered, "You ARE????" I had to backpedal before she thought I had cast some sort of spell on her.

Even as a horny teenager fifty years ago, I have never come in my pants. I WISH I could shoot off because a pretty girl smiled at me, the way some of you hyper-sensitive seem to. It takes skin-on-skin to get me off...and a considerable amount of time. Having my shorts full of sticky stuff seems awfully inconvenient.

If you liked her back then, you'll probably like her now. Age has never been a factor in whether or not I feel a connection with a woman. I've gained some wrinkles (and pounds) and lost some hair in the last 15 years, so I couldn't really expect her not to be affected as well. Do some catching up!

I never sit at the bar, but I HAVE used the waitress as an emissary to discreetly whisper to the girl, "That guy over there is interested in spending some time with you if you're not stuck here." And the dancer has said something to the PL and come to join me.

I've been to the Red Parrot and it's not much different from most clubs in Texas. Pay a fee, move up two or three steps to the slightly-elevated, slightly-darker VIP area, and you can get some extras, but the girls are still on the lookout for managerial eyes, so they don't take off much.

Yeah, I know this place...and if anyone mistakes this joint for a medical facility, they SHOULD be removed from the gene pool for the betterment of humanity.

"I've never heard the terms extras, OTC, PL, BBBJ, CBJ, FS, etc, used outside of TUSCL." Every one of these has long been used on ECCIE and, before that, on ASPD, which also grew out of the alt.sex. boards. The only exception is PL, which I've only seen here...and which really mystified me until I finally read the origin.

Older women are awesome! Knowledge, experience, patience, and appreciation all wrapped up together.

You're a virgin who has never seen a penis in real life, yet you're an expert on the sex industry and the people in it. With those bullshitting skills you've already acquired, you'll probably make a really great attorney.

You really bring nothing to this group. You're not a dancer, although you talk like it might happen at some point (bet it never does). You're not a customer. You say you're fascinated by the sex industry and want to "observe" it. Observe means to watch, not to talk. Does it make you feel "naughty" to post here? I'll bet it would blow your mind to read the full reviews of clubs, all the details you can't see unless you've got VIP access. You may resent the "troll" label, but that doesn't mean you aren't one.