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6 years ago
tips???blahblahblah,
you know i'm right--that's why you're going crazy with 5 posts in a row lololol
about 2 months or so ago, a dancer who really, really appealed to me gave me a a terrible half-assed lap dance in which she didn't even dance for the entire song, and yet i still had to pay her 30 damn dollars SMH. this girl was a total ROB. and the sad part is if she would have put in good effort, i would have dropped 130 bucks on her for a much longer dance. but her poor effort turned me off competely, and this girl was HOT! ( read my latest southside johnnys review, its the 2nd one from the top)
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6 years ago
tips???“Anyway if I end up somewhere with specials I just give the shittiest dance on earth if I end up doing one these days.”
I realize you don’t make much off 2 for 1’s, but IMO intentionally giving a bad dance just because it’s a special is a bad idea because you could possibly establish a regular if you put forth good effort.
Dancers are bad at thinking long-term
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6 years ago
tips???"The only time i expect a tip for dances is if I'm somewhere with some retarded 2 for 1 promo or whatever that i wasnt able to run to the dressing room in time to hide after the walk around."
lol its funny you mention this. i've seen this happen multiple times. often times the dancers body language will clearly indicate that they don't want to do the 2 for 1 special. they'll run to the dressing room after the 2 for 1 is called or they won't approach customers during the 2 for 1 special like they're suppose to.
its frustrating--especially in a club that has crazy high dance prices--like 10 bucks per minute (10 min for 100 bucks, 15 min for 150 bucks, etc)
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6 years ago
tips???to answer your question, i think 5 or 10 bucks is appropriate.
about 2 months ago, i had a dancer ask me for a tip after we had done 2 songs for 40 dollars. but in my experience, its very unusual for a dancer to *ask* for a tip after a lap dance. now if you voluntarily give them a tip---obviously they'll accept it---but i can count on one hand the amount of dancers who have actually asked for a tip after i've gotten a dance from them.
i normally don't tip for lap dances, but i've done it a very small handful of times
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6 years ago
Nipple playi'm not sure how common this is--but i've heard that some dancers will play with and sometimes even suck a customers nipples. it probably happens when customers are wearing those button down shirts. i never wear those
as far as nipple play---i love sucking a womans breasts
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6 years ago
CC99Say yes to the sex industry!
TUSCL members you miss?Nina isn't gone. she just goes weeks without logging in but she always comes back
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6 years ago
CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
The Gympersonally, i don't think the gym is a good place to strike up a conversation/approach a female. first of all, most of them have their headphones in. and even if they didn't, i just don't think your chances are good at the gym. i'm not saying its not possible--i'm saying its a loooooong shot.
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6 years ago
CC99Say yes to the sex industry!
TUSCL members you miss?farmerart
duomaxwell
Stiletto25
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6 years ago
The Variable Mileage CurseWhat a great writer!
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6 years ago
JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
I'm gonna eat pussythanks Chulo
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6 years ago
JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
I'm gonna eat pussyJAprufrock....who's the guy in your avatar?
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6 years ago
Which do you preferthe first one easily
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6 years ago
Anyone else get irritated by thisI agree with you 25. she shouldn’t have said anything. IMO what happened to you is much more of the exception than the norm
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6 years ago
Anyone else get irritated by thisusually don't ASK you to, i meant
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6 years ago
Anyone else get irritated by thisyeah i've had this sort of thing happen to me where the door girl or dancer ASKS for or makes a comment about a tip, but in my experience it happens infrequently. normally they just place a tip jar near the door girl and if you want to give a dollar or two you can......but they usually ASK you to
i guess its mildly annoying.....but it don't bother me that much
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6 years ago
Hank MoodyI'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Celebrity who should be a stripperSalma Hayek gets my vote
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6 years ago
What does your ATF drink?Lol at flagooner
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6 years ago
What does your ATF drink?my fav told me that she mostly drinks beer and wine and isn’t much of a liquor consumer
but when I offered to buy her a drink, she ordered an orange crush lol
are dancers instructed by club managers to order the more expensive drinks if a customer asks to buy the dancer a drink?
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6 years ago
What does your ATF drink?Orange Crush
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6 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Germaphobe Dancers“where I draw the line basically is if the girl puts a cloth down ON YOUR LAP... before she sits on your lap.”
Lol...this really happened to you?
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6 years ago
Should PL’s be allowed to lock down a particular stripper all nighti think you should be able to lock down a dancer all night. but i do see how it would be frustrating for other customers.
about a week and a half ago, i tried something new. i went to the club much earlier (6 :30) than i normally do. the purpose of this was to get my fav sitting with me a little bit after she clocked in---which i accomplished. i ended up locking her down for 2 hours. not only that---but by going early-- i also beat cover charge
now it may not always work out that way---but already being there when she clocks in certainly increases my chances of getting her sitting with me immediately vs arriving at the club at 11 on a friday night
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6 years ago
What’s wrong with this reviewyeah, he linked her name to extras which is a no no
And besides that, it’s just a really lame review
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6 years ago
In Defense of Strippers“because when I am with a pretty woman who is paying attention to me it makes me feel more alive.”
Amen!
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6 years ago
OFFSET SAYS CARDI B INSPIRED STRIPPERS AND BARTENDERS TO RAPyeah, jack, Offset is garbage. Man I dislike today’s rap
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6 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I rejected this review but still got published - what do you think ?Lol