Comments by MrDeuce (page 13)

@Bj99: Thanks, chica -- though I am disappointed by your "correction" of, you know, disappointed :) I've dined with enough strippers to know where I want to sit with them, so I always request a remote booth if there's one available. @ButterMan: Thanks, ese! Dude -- I took my ATF to the Stone Creek Dining Company in Zionsville *twice* early this year! It was close to her place and we liked it so much the first time that we went back.

No, our responses don't miss the point. You expressed utter cynicism about strippers and their motives and many of us are calling you out on it. Of *course* strippers are working in a strip club to make money, but that doesn't mean that they never have feelings for customers or that they're predators or that everything they say translates to "Fuck you, pay me!". Damn, dude! If my attitude toward strippers were as bitter and cynical as yours, I would find another hobby.

^ Excellent answer, Lech!

^ What he said! If you were so creeped out by the smiley-face, you should have just found your own avatar!

@Lech: I assume your question is for me. Here's my answer: I love pussy. I don't fuck strippers. I'm not sure what that has to do with strippers' restaurant preferences.

@Bj99: Once again you're saying exactly the right thing! I *love* cheap Mexican places and would love to take my stripper friends to them.

Well . . . in *my* neck of the woods, in Midwestern fly-over country, Longhorn Steakhouse is considered pretty nice. In addition to a delicious meal with my stripper friend, I took a civie to a Longhorn earlier this year. Both were rather new and in excellent condition. [I mean the restaurants, not the stripper and the civie :) ]

@25: (1) Thanks for the P.F. Chang tip . . . Indy has one -- I'll keep it in mind. (2) In answer to your charming question: In my part of the world, Longhorn is NOT a dump, and the $95 total was driven up by maybe $20 worth of wine for the two of us.

He's hopelessly confused or schizophrenic. Of all his causes, I support only Star Wars -- the rest of them suck ass. Well, I am kind of a bad ass :) Sorry, chessmaster!

Come to think of it, when I asked my second OTC girl last year where she would like to eat, offering to take her anywhere she liked in her suburb of Chicago, she instantly requested the Olive Garden. Fine with me: the food is OK, though not very Italian. This reminds me of comedian Mike Birbiglia, who says "“My family isn’t really Italian. We’re more like Olive Garden Italian.”

Man, this discussion makes me glad I drink only beer in SCs! I make an occasional exception for a Coke when I've had enough beer, like during a five- or six-hour afternoon at a club. Now I've had lots of different beers in SCs: Bud and Bud Light, Miller and Miller Light, Coors and Coors Light, Michelob, Sam Adams, Heineken, Corona, Dos Equis, Negra Modelo, and any number of other Mexican beers. One thing I like about the Hip Hugger in Kokomo is that it features the entire range of beers, from Bud to Bud Light :)

I think my new favorite has me spoiled. She's satisfied with $300-350 for a SIX-hour date with *two* BBBJCIMs -- if I'm up to it :) I'm trying to persuade her to spend the night with me for $500-550, first in a hotel and on later dates in her house. I think she'll come around.

I've almost always picked up my OTC girls at their homes. I would say they have consistently run 30-60 minutes late, though the one I called "veritable shit-storm of chaos" girl had me wait *two* hours before she was ready to be picked up. My ATF, who was generally at least half an hour late, impressed me once on an afternoon date last spring when she appeared at her apartment door at 2 on the dot. On my most recent OTC date (for lunch and afternoon playtime) with a new favorite, we were supposed to meet at a restaurant at 12. She texted me at 11 to say she was running a half hour late, so I gave my standard laconic response: "Oh. I guess I'll just drive slower!" To her credit, her arrival time clocked in at just 27 minutes late -- and she made it up to me with the quality of the date!

Thank you, Lurker, for a less cynical perspective on strippers' motivations than that posted by the OP. Strippers have *often* pointed out money that has fallen out of my pocket, especially in the VIP room. Of course they're pointing out ten or twenty dollars when they're about to get two hundred, but still . . .

A few extras girls have done that for me before a CBJ. I'm not a fan of covered BJs, but if it has to be covered, I certainly enjoy that method of putting on the condom. I've heard that it's a well-known trick among prostitutes.

Good story! I met my new CF for lunch at a rather upscale Italian restaurant in a hotel last week for our first OTC date. I must admit, I *loved* it when she sashayed in (a half hour late -- oh well!), wrapped her arms around me, and kissed me on the lips to start the date. Surely our fellow diners had some inkling what this 26-year-old cutie was doing in a restaurant -- in a hotel -- with a 63-year-old! I didn't want to embarrass her, so I let her make the first move, and she was, to my delight, completely unabashed. After a leisurely lunch of salad and pasta, the remainder of the afternoon was spent most pleasantly in my hotel room. Things went so well that I'm seeing her again next week for lunch in a nice steakhouse followed by another round of afternoon playtime. I'll say it again: OTC dates are the best part of this hobby!

My ATF told me during a VIP on her birthday last year that she wanted, as her birthday present, to do a MFM threesome with her boyfriend and another dude. The implication was that I could be the third wheel on that cart if I wanted. I told her then, and many times since then, that I have only a few rules for my interactions with strippers but one of them was: Mine will be the only dick in the room! I'm happy to report that my two new CFs at the same club are very much into each other, so there's a chance that my first-ever threesome will take place with the two of them later this year. Fingers crossed!

Personally I'm *appalled* that I have to pay for my Internet service! Don't I have a right to free everything? LMFAO

I've had about 16 OTC dates with strippers, mostly staying at my ATF's place, but half a dozen times in hotel rooms. I book rather modest motels costing $50-60. I would much rather spend the money on food, which is *always* part of the deal: lunch before an afternoon date, dinner before an evening-only date, or brunch after a morning-only date. My preference, of course, is a date lasting up to 16 hours, starting with dinner at 8pm and extending to brunch the next day at 11am or noon. Make absolutely sure that you know the girl well enough to spend several hours with her. I recommend seeing her ITC a number of times before you see her OTC. I prefer to work out details of payment and services before the date, within reason, to avoid unpleasant surprises. With the right girl, OTC dates are the best part of the hobby! Have fun and let us know how it goes.

Get well, Papi_Chulo!

Why yes, I believe I would! Beautiful face, big booty, lots of breast meat -- what's not to like?

For some of the strippers in my life, I think I represent a rock of stability in a sea of turmoil. I know that they’re not likely to be sexually attracted to someone who is 20-30 years older, but I treat them well and tip them generously. In return they’re willing to spend many hours at a time and do fun things with me. In the past two years I’ve decided that OTC dates with hot young strippers (mine have been 42, 38, 32, and 26 in that order) is the best part of the hobby!

My ATF did nothing but complain about her ex: he seldom worked, he spent most of his time smoking weed or playing video games, he checked her phone every night for incriminating texts when she got home from the club (where she did extras to support *both* of them). I asked her why she stayed with him as long as she did. Her answer: He was the best lay she ever had. Last I heard she was fucking him and another lazy, abusive ex in a frenzied attempt to get knocked up. Yeah, we're over.