A Tiger Can't Change His Stripes

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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn.

He seems to have a predilection for white blonde women. She has a nice ass, but her face isn't a 10. He could have done better IMO.





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Alucard
12 years ago
Physical attractiveness is always in the eyes of the beholder. Other things attract two people together besides the physical appearence.
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GoVikings
12 years ago
I like Tiger, but don't like his taste in women. Don't get me wrong, his X wife is good looking, and in my opinion definitely hotter than this Lindsey girl- but both are still far from my taste.
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shadowcat
12 years ago
I just hope she keeps him outta the Columbia Platinum Plus during the Masters next mo0nth.
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farmerart
12 years ago
Lindsey, make him wear a condom until you get test results from a trustworthy lab.
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tumblingdice
12 years ago
Shad! How's your putter?
Farmerant! You got the name of a trustworthy lab, ey.
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shadowcat
12 years ago
td - My putter stays in the bag during Masters week.
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mjx01
12 years ago
All those high speed skiing crashes must have knocked all the sense out of her.
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
I thought Lindsey was smarter than that. Tiger will never be loyal. It won't last.

We would have a better chance of a long time relationship if we married our ATF stripper.
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tumblingdice
12 years ago
Good answer SC,Sir.
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Hugh_G_Rection
12 years ago
Hmmmm... chance of a long term relationship with ATF stripper?

I'd say the odds are about what it would be for anyone of us to turn in a winning POWERBALL ticket by the end of the week. Lindsey doesn't stand a chance!
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tumblingdice
12 years ago
Alucard! You remind me of a Barbra Streisand movie.
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sexualchoc
12 years ago
Kind of hard to say no to a man who picks you up on a private jet, and wines and dines you on his yacht! How many ladies would say no to that? I'll tell you.....NONE!
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jabthehut
12 years ago
Maybe she gives great head or rim jobs!
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Dougster
12 years ago
Homothehut: better than you do? Guess we'd have to ask your boyfriends like txtittyfuck.
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DandyDan
12 years ago
They've been going out for a while now, from what I read, but only now are admitting it. The thing is, Lindsey Vonn is basically the Tiger Woods of skiing at the moment. They even share the fact they destroyed their knees. The thing is, only top athletes can really understand top athletes. Either it works out great or it's a total disaster.

BTW, rating famous female athletes on a scale of 1 to 10 is silly. As far as I'm concerned, unless they are obvious lesbians, if they have a gold medal, they are bangworthy automatically. Not that one of them is going to be falling in my lap soon.
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Electronman
12 years ago
Tiger can have Vonn. I'll take Sharapova.

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vincemichaels
12 years ago
The ex probably put her up to it.
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motorhead
12 years ago
Can you have sex with a torn MCL and ACL ?
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jabthehut
12 years ago
Doogie, the woman who gave birth to your sorry ass and abandoned you on the doorstep of local whorehouse when she left for a better life in downtown Detroit told me last night that my dick was the best she ever suxd and my ass was the best she ever reamed. Of course, I wouldn't let her touch me with any other part of her body. I also had her take out her dentures for the bj.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Shit I could do better
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
I have no doubt, juice.
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tttclub
12 years ago
I think it's safe to say that she knows what she's getting herself into. It's also safe to say, based on what Tiger's past whores have said in interviews about his preferences, that the worlds #1 female skier takes it in the ass.
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Dougster
12 years ago
She's okay, but looked much better in a toque doing the wholesome girl next door thing, than when she doned the bikini and started trying to whore herself out as a model.
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Dougster
12 years ago
I guess it's a corruption of innocence story but on a much milder scale than the other Lindsey. Going with Tiger though... Not sounding good. Don't think she'll decline as much as the other Lindsey, but we'll see what happens.
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