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10 years ago
In Soviet Russia strip club, girls look for holes in you!
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10 years ago
I honestly want to work until I'm ineffective. It's kind of the one way I feel like I have some value to the world. Given my awful diet, however, I'm probably doomed to have a heart attack before I reach some sort of retirement age, anyhow.
Whether or not I continue to club is another story. As it is, if a girl comes up to me and is all over me, telling me I'm some handsome stud in the first five seconds of conversation, I'm probably not going to want a dance from her because I feel like she's BSing me from the start. When it gets to a point where I can't honestly believe the girls that are dancer age could be into me, I think the whole club thing will lose a lot of luster.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I think it takes me two or three times seeing a particular dancer before I remember their name. I think there are certain clubs where it's easier, too, for some reason. I have an easier time remembering names from Chicago clubs, I think, because that's a two-hour drive for me and I spend my drive home processing my visit. From clubs closer to me, there isn't the same kind of memory trigger.
For instance, I can recite my favorites names from when I used to go to one Chicago club: Iva, Frida, Lana and Naomi. Another was Angelina (ATF), Barbie and Inga. In Madison, there's a couple, but only one per club, Destiny and Zoe. And there was a Miami I can remember from around here, and another Barbie. Current fave goes by Tawney.
I think it helps if the dancer is distinctive somehow. Tawney was a shot girl but now dances. She's a little stocky but is great up top and does a really good job with her makeup and hair. Local Barbie was trained in ballet and was ridiculous on stage, but I think she wasn't comfortable in this business when she found out it wasn't exactly "Flashdance," and, oddly enough, was a brunette. Frida, Lana and Inga, unsurprisingly, were all blonde and sold themselves with a Swedish accent.
I've always wondered about when a dancer claims she's telling you her "real name." Does that imply she is open to activities outside the strip club world and in the "real world"? Haven't met one who's done that worth asking about yet.
Also, I don't necessarily think naming names in a review is a good thing. I will sometimes elude to a name, but not name it outright (starts with 'G' or something like that). I kinda fear that naming a name can lead to management attention ("So, why did this guy online think your dance was so good?") or can make you look like a shill. As with a lot of things here, leaving some space for folks to connect the dots seems like a good idea. It's all fiction, anyway.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I can't ever see myself waiting 18 months for an OTC opportunity with a particular dancer. With dancers, there's too many other fish. I'd probably get bored somewhere along the line.
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10 years ago
I stick to my hotlist, which is mostly my area, but includes some clubs I've visited out of town.
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10 years ago
Nothing says "I have too much money" more than NOT just throwing your money all over the place and making a scene but BUYING AN OBJECT so you can BETTER throw your money all over the place and make a BIGGER scene.
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10 years ago
There are guys that are really, really into that stuff. I've heard of "trained" and "certified" dominatrices.
Personally, I'm not one of those guys.
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10 years ago
Jerikson FTW.
I like 'em big. Nikki Fritz (http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/sd/b/497/bM7022-NikkiFritz@HiddenBeauties-1_4-500.jpg), Shannon Leigh (http://www.mrskincdn.com/data/clip/00/66/92/Andromina-Leigh-1-frame-1.jpg) are two really busty beauties I've enjoyed seeing on screen. Heck, Amy Anderssen (http://www.floppy-tits.com/pictures/busty_and_sexy/amy_anderssen3.jpg) is just starting to make a name for herself in the porn world right now.
Yes, there is too big. Chelsea Charms (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/94/4e/1e/944e1ec8d839e169fef226cc6787efaa.jpg) appears once or twice a year in a local club and, honestly, the way they hang and stuff, ugh, kinda gross.
But just plain ol' big? No problem with that for me.
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10 years ago
I hate to say this, but when it comes to my dancers, I almost prefer implants.
If we were talking about a girl I'd want to be in a relationship with and marry, then I probably wouldn't want her with implants. Long-term risks still seem to be there.
But in a dancer, I like 'em big and round and full and perfect because I really only want them for, usually at most, an hour. I like knowing they won't move much and will feel nice and solid in my hands.
I think that's part of the reason I'm not a huge fan of the VS models. I like fuller breasts. Give me a Kate Upton type over them.
To each his own, though.
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10 years ago
See, I prefer my IDKWTFBBQ more Kansas City style, with that sweet flavor. I think she was more Texas style, that more smokey kind. Oh well.
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10 years ago
Do not feed.
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10 years ago
It's happened to me a couple times, but usually under odd circumstances.
For instance, once a dancer was having a bad week away from the club and I spent 30-45 minutes listening to her issues and helping her talk through them. She was having trouble keeping it together and decided to tip out, but before she did, she said she was very appreciative and that she would send another girl over who she recommended highly and tell her to give me the best grind she could. It worked out well.
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10 years ago
I'm kind of surprised how many of you guys know what urine tastes like. I don't.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if some of what came out was urine, the same way I wouldn't be surprised if us guys have a little urine in our ejaculate. And I'd imagine that maybe some women do have trouble controlling their bladder during sex.
I'm just amazed we know so little about this. Seriously, no one's looked into this deeper? It's stunning to me how little scientific work has been done to understand female sexuality. It's a disservice to women everywhere.
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10 years ago
Thing is, there's more than just looks to someone being a perfect 10 to me.
My ATF is a dancer who was only moderately impressive to me when she first sat down. And our initial conversation was a little awkward. But when we got a dance and she did the splits across me, I was putty in her hands. Then the second time we got a dance, we had a much longer, deeper conversation that was truly awesome, which only added to the experience.
To each his own.
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10 years ago
I do agree that part of the fun is seeing something you like and going after it. Let's face it: To me, a dance with a 9 or 10 that involves a good grind and some hot seduction, even without extras, is better than a 3 or a 4 doing an act that involves initials (BBBJTC, FS, FIV, IRS, PDQ, IDKWTFBBQ, etc.).
The challenge is first getting the dancer you really want, then getting as much as you can out of her. It's an interesting game.
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10 years ago
Carmen Electra. Yes.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Gentlemen, you have much better control over your fingers than you do any other part of your body. As such, you can much better find the key spots on a woman with them consistently with them.
Had my fingers in a fair share of young ladies personal areas. They've always been happier as a result. My favorite thing to do when I want her to be happy.
Come-hither motion FTW
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10 years ago
Context is important.
If "gets nasty" means she has poor personal hygiene and you could end up with either a red or brown stain on the front of your pants from a lapdance, then that's one thing.
If "gets nasty" means she ends up with a sticky substance on her, that's another.
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10 years ago
Corvus: [applause]
A woman who squirts is on my bucket list (kinda-sorta pun kinda-sorta not intended). Haven't got there yet.
I've had a number of dancers claim they do. Haven't gotten one into a position where I could tell if they were lying or not. Yet.
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10 years ago
My feelings on your list:
Lima: Sometimes she does it for me, but usually she doesn't. Most of the VS models are a little too "high fashion" for me. After a while, I feel like a lot of the VS girls all look alike. I like a more unique look. Also, this is going to sound a little crazy, but I like the more doe-eyed girls. Hers are very narrow. [shrug]
Scarlett: Yeah, she works, but if I had to pick between her and Jennifer Lawrence, I'd pick JLo.
Alba. I'd go back to her Dark Angel days. Is it just me, or have her boobs seemed to get smaller through the years?
Cindy: See, I was never as big of a Cindy guy as a lot of others. Again, too high fashion. Also, she had curves, but not a lot of them.
Bellucci: OK, I'll give you that one. Why Neo would pick Carrie-Anne Moss over her ... no idea.
Britney: See, I like the Britney types better than the VS types. Give me someone like her in her Esquire photoshoot, or Christina, with a more unique face and real curves, rather than a cookie-cutter model.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
TwoSheds seems to be a little more straightforward. A lot of questions about whether or not a dancer is still working at a particular club, the pricing structures, etc. It gets to the point. You don't get as good of a general impression, but if you have a question about specifics, it's a good place to go.
I can see how someone there would get annoyed here. What passes for humor here -- the baiting of other posters and whatnot -- doesn't go on there.
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10 years ago
That's very much "my type." Please deliver to a club near my residence at your nearest convenience.
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10 years ago
The current college generation is kind of an interesting mix. On the one hand, they understand sarcasm and cynicism way better than previous generations, which is kinda awesome. I find I get along a lot with the folks that age I meet and talk to. However, they're also a lot more shallow in choosing their friends and partners. We live in a Tinder world where you only have to like what you see to swipe, not necessarily like the person attached to the profile. I have a feeling they're hooking up and having more sex, but the world has gotten easier for the cool kids with the good clothes and the rich parents and more difficult for the uncool ones.
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10 years ago
Some clubs have to work around local laws by designating dances as a form of artistic expression or theater or whatever. While I've never seen a sign saying as much, I can see why a place would want or have to put one up, as it might be part of following the law.
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10 years ago
One of my on-again, off-again favorites -- usually off-again because she's kind of a dance tease, but occasionally on-again because we've known each other a long time and she's probably a nine at least, kind of a cross between a Swedish bikini girl and Marilyn Monroe -- will rarely sit anywhere other than a customer's lap and will often just engage in staring contests with me and others. It's actually kinda hot.
There was one dancer I somehow got dances from a few times who had been pretty good previously but was once was feeling under the weather. She wanted to do a dance for me badly, but she was fading fast and when she got in the back, she said her head was pounding and really didn't feel good. The dance ended up being three minutes of her just sitting next to me with her head on my shoulder. Basically as an added tip for past dances, I paid her for the dance and she was understanding I didn't tip. Don't think I ever saw her again, but I kinda felt like I did the right thing.