sinclair's Review

I went to Club Cheetah on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is located right along the frontage road of Texas 358. Parking is on the right side of the building and behind it in a fenced parking lot. There is no cover charge before 18:00. Sincweisers were $4. All domestic beers were $4 before 19:00. Hoop Teas were $6. Jell-O shots were $3. There was a bar to the immediate right when you enter and a second bar on the back of the left wall. There was an octagon island stage on the left side of the room that was being used, and there was a larger peninsular stage coming off the back wall that was not being used. Both stages were complemented with a pole. Most of the floorplan was overloaded with tables and faux-leather rolling barrel chairs. It was difficult to navigate the maze even with few customers.

Dancers did two song sets on stage. I am not sure on the level of contact at the stage, but I was given the green light to pull on dancer’s g-strings and slide my dollars in. Most of the daytime line-up was rough. There were nine dancers working. Most of the dancers showed signs of wear from childbirth, were out of shape, or pushing forty years or higher. There is a saying in the strip club game: It just takes one. Luckily, I found one dancer whom I was attracted to and spent most of the visit with her. Her name was Amy, and she was a twenty-four year old Texas smokeshow. She had brown hair, brown eyes, and perfect C cups. She was the only dancer working the shift that was not Hispanic. We spent the afternoon chatting, drinking, and doing lap dances.

Lap dances are $20 per song. Lap dances are done out on the main floor at your table. Most dancers will suggest moving back to one of the room’s corners to do the dances. Along the front wall is an elevated section where you can get lap dances with more privacy, but it costs $20 to enter that area. There is also a VIP room to the right of the main stage that offers more privacy and leather couches, but you have to buy bottle service ($300) to play in the VIP room. Two-way contact is the norm here. Dancers will grab your hands and place them on their boobs.