sinclair's Review

I went to the second Vampiz Men's Club location in Nuevo Progreso, which is closer to the border crossing, at 16:00 on a Thursday afternoon. (The larger, more well known Vampiz location on Calle Chihuahua remains open.) The club is on the second floor. There was no cover charge to get in. There is a tiny bar, three tables, and three leather couches. There is a small stage in the back left corner with a pole. There is a stairway in the middle of the room that goes up to the third floor. I assumed the fuck chambers were up there. Hardcore pornography streams on the televisions. There is a small booth for private dances behind the DJ booth. It has a chair and a black curtain over the doorway. The washroom was a closet with a broken sit-down toilet that didn’t flush. There was no sink to wash your hands. Budweiser isn’t served, so I drank Bud Light at $3 per bottle. There is a strong drink hustle here. In order for ladies to sit with you, you have to keep buying them fichas. Fichas are miniature beer bottles that are about seven ounces. They cost $7, and the ladies tend to suck them down quick.

There were five dancers working. I would say all of them were thirty or younger. The ladies tended to be younger at Vampiz 2 versus the main location. Common themes I noticed were: all of the women looked like they had postpartum damage and working out at the gym is not a thing in Mexico. I invited a dancer with wavy black hair, brown eyes, and a cute face to sit with me. Her name was Camila. She was eighteen years old. She had braces, B cups, and was the best looking of the bunch, at least from what I could tell clothed. I bought her several fichas, and then went for a private dance. The private dance was $20 and lasted two songs. It was tight quarters, and she faced away from me the whole while slamming her ass on my crotch. I noticed Camila’s tits had some sag, and she had some stretch marks. Now, I know what she was referring to when she said she has had bad luck in relationships. Finding a nulliparous woman in a Mexican sex club is impossible. Full service in a private room with a locking door is $100-130. Nuevo Progreso is good for affordable dental work and pharmacies that will give you whatever you want without a prescription, but the sex clubs are not my cup of tea.

To get there, you cross the border and walk one block south. At Calle Sonora, you turn left and walk past the taco stands. Before you get to the intersection with Calle Victoria, Vampiz will be on the right side between Salvatori Dental and Gonzalez Medical and Dental. There should be a sign out on the sidewalk marking where the entrance is. Walk through the door and climb the staircase. It costs $4 to park on the American side, $1 to cross into Mexico, and $0.30 to return to the United States. This Vampiz location is the closest men’s club in town to the border crossing, but it is also the smallest.