Reviews by sinclair

I went to Mettler’s Bar and Restaurant at 18:30 on a Saturday night. Parking was free in the civic center parking garage across Front Street, which is a pedestrian walkway rather than a true street.…

I went to The Pony on a Friday night at about 20:40. The strip club is located in Harviell, about ten miles southwest of Poplar Bluff. The club does not have a liquor license, so…

I have not visited Scarlett’s Cabaret in two years, so I flew a few reconnaissance missions to Scarlett’s Cabaret. All visits were on Thursdays, Fridays, or Saturdays after 22:00. The cover charge was always $20.…

I went to 2NYT Entertainment on a Saturday night at 21:15. The club is located across from a swamp about four miles from downtown Winona, Minnesota. There was a $10 cover charge at the door.…

I went to The Dark Horse at 18:30 on Saturday night. The club sits at an intersection in the unincorporated community of Four Corners. There is a gravel parking lot in front of the building.…

I went to the Pegasus Lounge on a Wednesday night at 20:30. The club was just a mile from my hotel. There is a paved parking lot on the left side of the building. The…

I went to Blaze Gentlemen’s Club on a Tuesday night after midnight. The bar my business partner and I were drinking at decided to shut down at midnight due to a lack of customers, so…

I went to The Ace Of Clubs at 22:45 on a rainy Saturday night. The strip club is located right on the bank of Bayou Lafourche. There is a small parking lot on the west…

I made a couple visits to BT’s Executive Club. The first visit was at 13:30 on a Saturday afternoon, and the second visit was at 22:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $10 valet…

I made a couple visits to the Pantheion Club. My first visit was at 00:15 on a Friday night. There was a pat down for weapons and a metal detector check. The cover charge was…

I went to Cocodrilo at 23:40 on a Tuesday night. The club is in a quiet area of Recoleta, across the street from the children's hospital. Three bouncers manned the entrance, and I had to…

I went to Flirts Gentlemen’s Club at 21:45 on a Saturday night. There is a small parking lot to the right of the building, but if that is full, parking is along Jefferson Street. There…

I went to Woody’s Show Club on a Friday night at 18:30. The cover charge was only $7 before 19:00. The cover goes up to $15 after 19:00, then $20 after midnight, and finally $30…

I went to Devil’s Point at 15:00 on a Friday. I found free parking along Foster Road. There was no cover charge during the afternoon, but there was a $5 cover charge at night. There…

I went to Casa Diablo on a Wednesday night at 23:20. The club is in an industrial area on the side of a hill. There was no cover charge. There is a large rectangular stage…

I went to the Last Chance Saloon at 23:05 on a Thursday night. The building is right along Route 99E, but you can only access the club by hooking around on Checkerboard Road until it…

I went to the Firehouse Cabaret at midnight on a Thursday night. The Firehouse Cabaret is the epitome of the term “dive bar strip club”. There was a $5 cover charge at the door. The…

I went to Stars Cabaret on a Thursday evening around 18:10. The strip club shares the same building as an adult gift store and has a very large parking lot. I was not assessed a…

I went to Las Gatas Gentlemen’s Club at 22:00 on a Monday night. There was no cover charge. Las Gatas seems to be a Hispanic strip club. I was the only non-Hispanic inside. The music…

I went to Club Alex’s at 00:45 on a Friday night, technically very early Saturday morning. There was a tiered cover charge. I paid a $12 cover charge, which was the specified amount from 22:00…

I made a couple visits to the Boardroom Cabaret since it was the closest strip club to where I was staying. If you see a shuttered restaurant on Pearl Street called Frank’s, the strip club…

I made visits to Annie's Saloon on back-to-back nights while staying in Astoria. I went at 20:30 on a Tuesday night and 19:30 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge. I parked on…

I went to Planet Lockwood twice over the weekend. I went at 23:00 on Friday night and at 20:30 on Saturday night. The parking lot is rutted really bad, but it is not really an…

I made a couple visits to Desire. I went on a Thursday around 14:15, staying into the night shift. I went on a Friday at 19:30, leaving before midnight. Self parking is available in their…

I went to Rick’s Cabaret on a Tuesday night at 21:10. This club was known as PT’s Showclub for many years before being purchased by Rick’s Cabaret in 2022. Upon entering, the bouncer and the…