Reviews

I went to the Last Chance Saloon at 23:05 on a Thursday night. The building is right along Route 99E, but you can only access the club by hooking around on Checkerboard Road until it…

I went to the Firehouse Cabaret at midnight on a Thursday night. The Firehouse Cabaret is the epitome of the term “dive bar strip club”. There was a $5 cover charge at the door. The…

I went to Stars Cabaret on a Thursday evening around 18:10. The strip club shares the same building as an adult gift store and has a very large parking lot. I was not assessed a…

I went to Las Gatas Gentlemen’s Club at 22:00 on a Monday night. There was no cover charge. Las Gatas seems to be a Hispanic strip club. I was the only non-Hispanic inside. The music…

I went to Club Alex’s at 00:45 on a Friday night, technically very early Saturday morning. There was a tiered cover charge. I paid a $12 cover charge, which was the specified amount from 22:00…

I made a couple visits to the Boardroom Cabaret since it was the closest strip club to where I was staying. If you see a shuttered restaurant on Pearl Street called Frank’s, the strip club…

I made visits to Annie's Saloon on back-to-back nights while staying in Astoria. I went at 20:30 on a Tuesday night and 19:30 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge. I parked on…

I went to Planet Lockwood twice over the weekend. I went at 23:00 on Friday night and at 20:30 on Saturday night. The parking lot is rutted really bad, but it is not really an…

I made a couple visits to Desire. I went on a Thursday around 14:15, staying into the night shift. I went on a Friday at 19:30, leaving before midnight. Self parking is available in their…

I went to Rick’s Cabaret on a Tuesday night at 21:10. This club was known as PT’s Showclub for many years before being purchased by Rick’s Cabaret in 2022. Upon entering, the bouncer and the…

I went to Glamour Girls at 23:20 on a Saturday night. There is a small parking lot next to the strip club, but it was full. I parked on a nearby side street. A security…

I went to Lizzy’s Gentlemen’s Club at 00:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is in a long gray building that was once a strip mall. Now, the only tenants are Lizzy’s and a…