The Ugly Stripper
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Thursday, August 17, 2017 5:20 AM
What is the ugliest stripper you've ever seen? I saw mine a few days ago.
She was maybe 6'3" or 6'4", and looked like she would make a good linebacker. On most women her weight would make them look extremely fat. However, given this woman's huge frame, I'll be generous and simply say that she was on the border between very thick and just plain fat. The fact that she arguably wasn't quite genuinely, completely fat was her most attractive physical feature.
Her face was assaultingly unattractive. If she looked at you it felt like she had lasers of pain coming from her eyes. It hurt to look at her. If you accidentally caught a glance, you would immediately look away. It was the same involuntary reaction that you'd have if you touched a hot stove. You immediately pull back to avoid the pain.
She had the absolute worst fake tits that you can imagine. Everything that can go wrong with bolt ons could be observed. The doctor who did that really should not be allowed to continue in practice. They were gigantic and unmovable. You could strike those things with a hammer and the tool might break. They didn't quite match, and there were lumps in there that moved as she danced. They were truly awful.
But her absolute worst feature by far is that she had an enormous, truly gargantuan, fake as a $4 bill ass. It was horrible, and not just because I'm not into a fat ass. Like the fake tits, you could clearly see that there were serious things wrong with her ass. It looked like they put a couple of big pit bulls in there and you could see them moving around trying desperately to get out. Usually I can't tell if an ass is fake except to guess that it might be because of the size but this was undeniably fake. It screamed " fake and hideous" with every dance move.
Admittedly I was high when this happened, so it's possible that Mary Jane had some influence on my perceptions. She sometimes magnifies women's looks, whether positive or negative. But I don't think she was a big influence. Clackport was there with me, and he agreed that this dancer was incredibly hideous looking. He also recoiled in pain when he briefly looked at her. She was like a bad car wreck. You don't want to look, it is horrible to see, but still you can't stop taking occasional glances and then quickly turning away, wishing that you hadn't.
When this "woman" came off stage, she walked straight towards our table. I think I let out an audible gasp when I saw her coming over. Something like "oh god please no." Thankfully she stopped at her friends table next to us. I turned around and stared at the wall to be positive that there was absolutely no chance of making the slightest hint of eye contact.
She left a few minutes later and I never saw her again.
Anybody else ever seen a dancer this ugly? Why the duck would a club hire such a person? Haven't they seen her naked? And this club had quite a few attractive girls, so it's not that the club was desperate for dancers.
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