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6 years ago
The luckiest 14-year-old boy in the worldEvery guy on this site would have given six months worth of lunch money to have sex with a marginally attractive and fairly young female teacher. It would have been one of the highlights of our young teen lives. It shouldn’t be considered rape if it fulfills the “victim’s” fantasies.
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6 years ago
A choice to makeTo me the difference between a 7 and an 8 is pretty huge. An 8 is still very attractive but not stunning while a 7 is just kind of marginally ok. Answer the question as a 7 vs a 9.5 if you prefer but I think an 8 bs 9.5 makes for a better comparison.
No trick question. Maybe everybody will chose the 9.5 and it’s a no brainer. Or maybe some will chose the other. I’m curious which is why I asked the question..
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Porn Equals Mass Shootings (According to One Canidate)Invariably the women who criticize porn are too ugly to ever appear in porn. This is just the latest example.
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6 years ago
ndnmanYou got some Indian in you? No? Would you like to?
Strippers in the real worldI’ve never seen one of my strippers in the real world. But I’ve been on dates with strippers when we ran into her customers. The one I recall most clearly was when I was shopping with DS II and we ran into a couple that she had danced for. The man had a huge grin on his face and said hi. The woman looked at DS II like she wanted to kill her. DS II was light years more attractive than this girl.
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6 years ago
The luckiest 14-year-old boy in the worldEvery 14 yo guy’s dream cum true.
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6 years ago
Two Dancers? 2 Lap dances? newbie questionjust say no to double dances. Except in rare circumstances they are a waste of money. But as others have said, if you allow two girls to dance for you, then you owe double. Live and learn.
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6 years ago
Is this stripper down for OTC or am I being strung along?You are approaching this all wrong. Do exactly what K says. Trust me, I’ve done this a lot. Most likely you are never going to fuck this girl but you need to find out quickly if that’s the case
And next time stop with the treating them like a girlfriend. She’s a sex worker. Make clear exactly what you want in a clear, concise, non-creepy, and confident way. Do not wait a long time and then start out with something lame like get breakfast. Nothing wrong with breakfast but you need to be inside her orifices before and/or after the meal.
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6 years ago
What's your kink?I sometimes ask strippers what kind of weird sexual shit guys are into. It makes me feel normal, kind of like reading SJG’s posts. But I’ve never heard the spitting of cum back in his mouth. I kinda wish I hadn’t read that. The same goes for pissing in her mouth.
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6 years ago
Tattle Tales Atlanta dress codePlease repent of your sin and go back to Follies and get a blow job. We will forgive you.
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Make It HurtI don’t have the time, energy or inclination to join the daily SJG hatred club. But I completely understand and synpathize with those who do. What a fucked up nut job.
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6 years ago
Full nudityRod is right about the almost always available two for ones, and that is the way to go. But even then it’s $25 per song, and the bar girl that you pay is going to try and make you feel like shit for not tipping. It also makes me feel like a cheap little shit for always demand 2-4-1s, and I do think the mileage sometimes suffers when you demand he discount.
And it’s hard to get a 4 for 2. So if you want to go past two songs most girls in my experience will say no and demand full price.
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6 years ago
Full nudityIt was bare e. The downside is that the place is insanely expensive. So it was mostly just great eye candy.
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6 years ago
The sticky stripperDidn’t spend very much on her really. Despite the erotic soft drink dance, she turned out not to be an extras girl.
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6 years ago
The sticky stripperIt depends Shailynn. Did you want to lick the soft drink off the body of your waitress?
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6 years ago
Chicago clubsAs an aside Admirals theatre is one of the absolute worst strip clubs ive ever been to.
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6 years ago
Chicago clubsDamn that’s sad. One night to go strip clubbing and it’s in Chicago.
My go to place was always Industrial strip but I haven’t been in years so I don’t know it’s current status. And that would be a long way from the airport.
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6 years ago
Stop itBut it was a great club. I got my dick wet. I will go back.
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
10s When and Where’s The Last Time You Saw One?The last 10 I saw was the DS. Our last date was around a year and a half ago. If you want to know why she’s a ten read my stories. She’s also in the glossary.
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6 years ago
Last nightIf you’ve read my stripper sex stories you’ll know that I don’t do anal. And there was no leakage from any bodily orifice of anyone involved. I should have made that clear from the outset.
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6 years ago
Last nightNobody has it yet but one of you is close.
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6 years ago
Stripper back up plans when something bad happensI think most (although far from all) have some semblance of a plan. At least they do in their own mind. But it often goes no further than “I’ll go to school and get a degree in something.”
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6 years ago
Gambled $50 into $1,000 but cashed out with $600Never take a stripper gambling. The DS lost almost $400 at a poker table in like ten minutes. But if you’d seen her in that dress you would have kept feeding her money to throw away just like I did.
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Kevin Federline Seeks $60K A Month From Britney Spears. Ultimate Loser Ex-BoyfriI’m sorry to interrupt the SJG hate fest with a somewhat on point comment. You guys can get back to it now.
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Kevin Federline Seeks $60K A Month From Britney Spears. Ultimate Loser Ex-BoyfriIf it was a woman seeking alimony from a rich male singer, she’d get $100K per month easy.
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6 years ago
Multi syllable wordsMJ approves.