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6 years ago
I wasn’t interested until I read that they have two heated orifices. What a friendly touch.
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6 years ago
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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6 years ago
What a stoopid fucking article. The author seems surprised that strippers don’t rub their cunts on the food before it’s served.
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6 years ago
When a stripper is in a PL’s lap, she is his ho. And you don’t talk to another guy’s ho until he’s done with her. Then, and only then, can she be your ho.
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6 years ago
Money phone condoms. That covers it.
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6 years ago
I realize that you’re new. But extras shouldn’t be discussed in the public forum except in a general sense and not connected to a specific dancer or club. Also you’re excuse for
not reading the reviews is extremely lame.
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6 years ago
I think you would find strippers, and more expensive escorts, to be less likely to blatantly rip you off. I’m not saying that they are angels by any means, but they are definitely less likely to rip you off than a $200 whore.
You had the right idea to refuse to pay until the services were provided. But you backed off on that standard twice, with the second one obviously being the huge mistake. Lots of girls would run off if they had all of the money in hand and a perfectly legitimate excuse to walk out to their car. The only incentive she has to come back is either for repeat business or concern about a bad review.
I would have just finished in her mouth.
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6 years ago
I remember going to a club that also had a steakhouse restaurant many years ago. In south east Fla I think it’s called Rachel’s. I remember the waitress telling me stories about elderly couples that sometimes come in for dinner. They turn around when they see a nude woman on stage.
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6 years ago
What Jack said. I couldn’t improve upon that advice.
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6 years ago
Those jokes are very offensive. Please keep em comin.
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6 years ago
My reaction to this post is the same as most people’s reaction to my 25 page analaysis a few years back of why jerikson is a woman — damn, how does somebody have that much time on their hands? But it is an interesting list. And it proves something that I’ve always thought which is the best clubs in a city can usually be quickly identified by the number of reviews. The best clubs tend to have significantly more reviews than other clubs. The list supports that theory because most of the clubs on the list are very good clubs. Several are, or have been in the recent past, outstanding clubs. I don’t know them all so there could be exceptions but I know most of them well.
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6 years ago
I went to a DC club once, about 15 years ago. I have never been back and never will. They are as horrible as everyone says.
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6 years ago
Glad you got your dick wet but SJG is still a gravy slurping idiot. You’ll see things more clearly once the high wears off.
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6 years ago
It sounds similar to the high end ear protection that you can get for gun ranges. They block much of the noise of firearms but you can hear people speaking perfectly well. But the thought of wearing this to a strip club would make me feel overly pathetic. I’d look like an old geezer with a hearing aid. But there is one club where I would wear this. PP in Columbia sc had the loudest music I’ve ever heard. When I walked out of the place it felt like my ears were bleeding. You had to scream to be heard over the music. It was by far the worst I’ve ever experinced. If I ever went to such a place again I’d be willing to consider this.
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6 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever read a review for a club that I was familiar with. I don’t see the point. The only reviews I read are of clubs that I’m not familiar with that I’m thinking of visiting.
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6 years ago
I think I’m a pretty battle hardened PL. but I don’t give a shit about the other guys in a club unless they are keeping me from getting the girl that I want. Their motivations, goals and lives are irrelevant to me. I focus on myself and the girls that I want. Others don’t really enter into the equation, and they shouldn’t.
I agree with 25. The key is balance. I went through a period when strippers were 100% of my sex life and while it was a fantastic time in many ways, it was ultimately the most pathetic time of my strip club life because I had no balance. You should take the time to find a civilian woman (or women) to satisfy much of your sexual needs. Then go to strip clubs for the rest of whatever you don’t get from her (or them). Just don’t look for all, or even most, of your sexual and romantic needs from strippers.
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6 years ago
True Subra. And I make them scream “quack quack” while I duck them.
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6 years ago
I remember quite fondly ducking all of my DSes bareback. But the OP is clearly risk averse when it comes to stds so I figured those stories wouldn’t help or encourage him.
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6 years ago
obviousky the threat is real but it is massively exaggerated in the press and many internet sites because it makes for scary headlines. Don’t ever fuck a stripper bareback, the blow jobs should be the only thing uncovered. Titty fucking is also a lost art that’s kinda fun and involves no std risk. Lookin for the youngest legal dancers can also help because they’ve had less time to catch shit. They’re not no risk but can be lower risk. You can’t catch hiv from these activities, and the risks of other stds are lowered.
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6 years ago
You should take edibles. It avoids the harsh effects on an old man’s lungs, and you can easily get high for an entire club visit without having to go back out to your car periodically. It’s also an easier way to share the weed with your paid girlfriend.
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6 years ago
Cooter glad to see that you survived the cross bow attack. I assume the hospital gave you some good meds which accounts for this ridiculously philosophical post. Either that or you’re excessively jerking offf because you dumped your civie.
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6 years ago
Someplace in West Virginia.
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6 years ago
Nina, I felt like your post had a better quote to prove my point. But if it makes you feel better I feel the same about the OP’s views. The only way that our country manages to survive political conflict is that all sides feel like the things Americans agree on are more important than the things that we disagree about. Until now. The democrats refusal to accept Trump as president is destroying that unifying idea that once kept our country together.
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6 years ago
Using a woman who claims to have been sexually attacked as a pawn for political gain will also harm the so called me too movement. A backlash is coming, and shit like this brings that day ever closer.