My last and greatest love

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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Is myself

After years of pursuing relationship and religious ideas... Ive been unable to find lasting happiness

Alas i find it deep within myself. Myself, my happiness and my God was deep in myself

My last and greatest love and adventure is with myself alone

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shailynn
6 years ago
So does this mean your cutting out strip clubs and just masturbating by yourself for the rest of your life like San Jose Guy does?
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ Boomshakalaka! shailynn from the top rope!
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Pizza (hiatus)
6 years ago
It’s going to get lonely.
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JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Lol
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
We can now refer to juicebox69 as Mr. Rosy Palm.

Woo hoo.
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Pizza (hiatus)
6 years ago
You can change.
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ppwh
6 years ago
> Mr. Rosy Palm

Ok, smart guy, but I'll bet you didn't know about her five sisters... and damn are they fine!
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rossl
6 years ago
Wish the two of you only the breast.
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rossl
6 years ago
** best.


;-)
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Jascoi
6 years ago
(that was funny...)
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jackslash
6 years ago
Juice, I thought you had died from an arrow through the heart.
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4got2wipe
6 years ago
So juicebox69, does this mean you've given up on women and are going to stick to jacking off using Arby's sauce as lube?

Brilliant plan!
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
So - you took a break from jerking off - to let us know that you are going to be jerking off?

I echo 4got2wipe’s line - Brilliant!
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JohnSmith69
6 years ago
Cooter glad to see that you survived the cross bow attack. I assume the hospital gave you some good meds which accounts for this ridiculously philosophical post. Either that or you’re excessively jerking offf because you dumped your civie.
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NinaBambina
6 years ago
You're all you got, kid.
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MackTruck
6 years ago
Git er done
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Pizza (hiatus)
6 years ago
Impossible is just the wrong way of spelling “I’m possible.”
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orionsmith
6 years ago
Well if you get lonely, guess you can meet up with trixie.

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orionsmith
6 years ago
I never feel completely alone. When I go to sleep, I explore the universe in time and space if I don't dream about people and entities visiting me. Then while awake, I rarely seem to have much time alone it seems even though I'm single. It's like I have several alternate lives when I go to sleep. One time I accidentally dreamed I woke up on the wrong planet. It seemed super real too. I got out of the Dream by going back to bed and waking up again. Odd thing was that there was a red sky and red glow from a red sun. I read since then that red star systems are very common even more so than our star system with our yellow sun.
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Jascoi
6 years ago
go back to sleep.
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Icey
6 years ago
I don't believe love is a good feeling.Its painful to need someone and to be vulnerable. I don't like letting someone have that power
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