My last and greatest love

21 comments

• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  So does this mean your cutting out strip clubs and just masturbating by yourself for the rest of your life like San Jose Guy does?
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  ^ Boomshakalaka! shailynn from the top rope!
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  It’s going to get lonely.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Lol
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  We can now refer to juicebox69 as Mr. Rosy Palm. Woo hoo.
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  You can change.
• ppwh

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  6 years ago

  > Mr. Rosy Palm Ok, smart guy, but I'll bet you didn't know about her five sisters... and damn are they fine!
• rossl

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  6 years ago

  Wish the two of you only the breast.
• rossl

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  6 years ago

  ** best. ;-)
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  (that was funny...)
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  Juice, I thought you had died from an arrow through the heart.
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  So juicebox69, does this mean you've given up on women and are going to stick to jacking off using Arby's sauce as lube? Brilliant plan!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  So - you took a break from jerking off - to let us know that you are going to be jerking off? I echo 4got2wipe’s line - Brilliant!
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  Cooter glad to see that you survived the cross bow attack. I assume the hospital gave you some good meds which accounts for this ridiculously philosophical post. Either that or you’re excessively jerking offf because you dumped your civie.
• NinaBambina

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  6 years ago

  You're all you got, kid.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Git er done
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  Impossible is just the wrong way of spelling “I’m possible.”
• orionsmith

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  6 years ago

  Well if you get lonely, guess you can meet up with trixie.
• orionsmith

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  6 years ago

  I never feel completely alone. When I go to sleep, I explore the universe in time and space if I don't dream about people and entities visiting me. Then while awake, I rarely seem to have much time alone it seems even though I'm single. It's like I have several alternate lives when I go to sleep. One time I accidentally dreamed I woke up on the wrong planet. It seemed super real too. I got out of the Dream by going back to bed and waking up again. Odd thing was that there was a red sky and red glow from a red sun. I read since then that red star systems are very common even more so than our star system with our yellow sun.
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  go back to sleep.
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  I don't believe love is a good feeling.Its painful to need someone and to be vulnerable. I don't like letting someone have that power