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My last and greatest love

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Is myself

After years of pursuing relationship and religious ideas... Ive been unable to find lasting happiness

Alas i find it deep within myself. Myself, my happiness and my God was deep in myself

My last and greatest love and adventure is with myself alone

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shailynn

So does this mean your cutting out strip clubs and just masturbating by yourself for the rest of your life like San Jose Guy does?

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SirLapdancealot

^ Boomshakalaka! shailynn from the top rope!

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SirLapdancealot

We can now refer to juicebox69 as Mr. Rosy Palm.

Woo hoo.

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ppwh

Mr. Rosy Palm

Ok, smart guy, but I'll bet you didn't know about her five sisters... and damn are they fine!

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rossl

Wish the two of you only the breast.

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rossl

** best.

;-)

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Jascoi

(that was funny...)

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jackslash

Juice, I thought you had died from an arrow through the heart.

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4got2wipe

So juicebox69, does this mean you've given up on women and are going to stick to jacking off using Arby's sauce as lube?

Brilliant plan!

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Cashman1234

So - you took a break from jerking off - to let us know that you are going to be jerking off?

I echo 4got2wipe’s line - Brilliant!

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JohnSmith69

Cooter glad to see that you survived the cross bow attack. I assume the hospital gave you some good meds which accounts for this ridiculously philosophical post. Either that or you’re excessively jerking offf because you dumped your civie.

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NinaBambina

You're all you got, kid.

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MackTruck

Git er done

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Pizza (hiatus)

Impossible is just the wrong way of spelling “I’m possible.”

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orionsmith

Well if you get lonely, guess you can meet up with trixie.

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orionsmith

I never feel completely alone. When I go to sleep, I explore the universe in time and space if I don't dream about people and entities visiting me. Then while awake, I rarely seem to have much time alone it seems even though I'm single. It's like I have several alternate lives when I go to sleep. One time I accidentally dreamed I woke up on the wrong planet. It seemed super real too. I got out of the Dream by going back to bed and waking up again. Odd thing was that there was a red sky and red glow from a red sun. I read since then that red star systems are very common even more so than our star system with our yellow sun.

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Jascoi

go back to sleep.

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Icey

I don't believe love is a good feeling.Its painful to need someone and to be vulnerable. I don't like letting someone have that power

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