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6 years ago
She was searching for the condom that had holes punched in it.
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6 years ago
I want to go to FKK clubs. It’s like Tijuana but with white women.
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6 years ago
If the choice is between Atlanta or Lexington clubs then chose Atlanta. But if you want a club in Lexington go to Platinum. Cowboys is just a redneck bar, there aren’t that many strippers and the lap dance options are limited.
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6 years ago
Answer: obviously you should not spread peanut butter on your genitals.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html
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6 years ago
Definitely go to Baby dolls. The mileage has been increasing there and it’s a fun time. Just ignore the Cubans. They are the ones who walk around with an entitled attitude saying “wanna dance” to every guy in sight. It’s a great club despite their efforts to ruin it.
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6 years ago
Choosing Halloween for your big night back was also a mistake. It’s not as bad as going on valentines but it’s still not usually a good might for serious PLs.
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6 years ago
Strip clubs have always beeen hit or miss. One night you have a shitty time, and the next night you find a DS. I kind of like the uncertainty. It’s exciting not knowing what each night may bring.
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6 years ago
Tootsies — Miami
Follies — Atlanta
Flight Club — Detroit
Mons Venus — Tampa
Baby Dolls - Dallas
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6 years ago
try to get otc with the 9s.
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6 years ago
Like subra, I have zero interest in a 4/5. Even Mary Jane wouldn’t go that low. But I’m also not interested in low contact dances no matter how hot the girl. I’d probably
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6 years ago
I’d go to Mons in Tampa and then go to one of the other Tampa clubs to bring the evening to completion.
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6 years ago
Let the young lady give you a blow job so she can afford a new iPhone. Just tell her you’re dressed as a horny pathetic loser.
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6 years ago
speed
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6 years ago
I used to buy the DS drinks all the time, both in the club and in restaurants. ITC the waitresses were not supposed to serve the underage strippers but she had her friends on staff who would look the other way. In restaurants I just ordered the drink and acted like it was mine while she drank it. Or else I would order her drink at the bar and then give it to her at the table. We only had a problem once when the waitress saw her drinking “my” drink and told the manager but I talked my way out of it.
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6 years ago
I used to come here mostly for investment advice. But since dougster left I now come mostly for the jokes. And so that I’ll know when the strip club motor home tour starts.
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6 years ago
Jsully gave you some goods advice. But the answers to your questions are very club specific. So if you told us the club you are going to we could give you much more specific advice. I understand that you want to be anonymous but just identifying the club doesn’t really disclose anything of substance. Identifying even the city could also help.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Extras are being had any time the little head comes out of his cave. A hand job therefore is an extra.
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6 years ago
If I’m not hard during a lap dance it means that we are stopping after the first song. Most girls know this and try to keep the little head saluting. It’s kind of an insult to a stripper to get a lap dance and not get at least somewhat hard.
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6 years ago
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steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
While the circumstances were somewhat different, I’ve had psycho strippers have an emotional fit over not getting my money. So this story sounds very plausible. But you’re lucky that #2 could leave her shift so easily. Many clubs probably might not have let her leave early.
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6 years ago
The problem is that you are pursuing a stripper with fake tits. Go natural and everything will work out.
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6 years ago
Yes gawker the ending was an exceptionally happy one. We did what I like most of all.
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6 years ago
Che sorry
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6 years ago
Chi, I did what you suggest. I took it to the back room. and I really don't think that I humiliated her.
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6 years ago
As usual some of the guesses are better than the real story.
Heres another possibility — we shared a bowl of gravy together.