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Comments by JohnSmith69 (page 14)

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Election predictions
    I have retired from making political predictions. Nina was so upset when I correctly called Trump’s victory months in advance, I just couldn’t do that to her again.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Follies today at open
    There’s a rumor that today’s afternoon buffet at Follies will include chicken fingers. Juice must have heard.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    As a guy, how do you tell whether a stripper is a lesbian?
    I occasionally ask if they like to have sex with women. The main purpose is usually to evaluate threesome potential.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Chrome teeth...yes or no?
    At first I thought it was gross. Then I saw the very hot young blond with blue teeth.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Midget toss at Deja VU club.
    I was offended when the reporter said that midget tossing presents a “bigger question.”
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    MBOT for sale.
    I took the DS there on a trip to SF with her. It was mostly worn down and kinda gross but I could see why it used to be such a popular place years ago.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Visit to Atlanta in about 3 weeks
    Just ask the first nude woman that you run across. They all know his seat.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    If you won tonight's Mega Millions would you still club?
    I read that the odds of being injured by a vending machine are something like three times more likely than winning the lottery drawing. So let’s not talk about it. It just gets Juice all excited and then he spends all of the rent money on lottery tickets.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    FB is depressing at my age of 37
    Always fun to read guys who are decades younger than me bitch about getting old.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Mr_PUA_Guy50
    The guy in the fancy suit picking up your ATF at the club
    Why Women Secretly Love Game and Dislike Men Who Don't Play It
    I prefer Mexican bar table dancing.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Vantablack
    GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
    Strippers with kids
    It would disturb me greatly because I only fuck strippers who are virgins.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    How would you improve your favorite club ?
    $10 blow job night would be a huge hit.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    I only visit when im bored
    Time for another big trip to Greensboro. A couple blow jobs from women with teeth and you’ll be good as new.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Visit to Atlanta in about 3 weeks
    Always get to Follies early, preferably just before or just after they open. And don’t take shadowcat’s seat.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Do you enjoy DATY ?
    I love DATY but I’m selective on doing it with strippers cause you’re not sure exactly all the places that pussy has been. The DS taught me to be much better at giving oral pleasure. My mouth stayed between her legs for a half hour easy, sometimes more.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Just found one of my ATF is now doing cam shows!
    I don’t get much outta cams. But if the DS started caming I’d be a regular.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    PaulDrake
    Off again on again PL
    Waiting period after a vasectomy?
    You should get a lap dance from a big thick girl the day after the surgery. It’ll feel awesome.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Curves in Tucson, AZ
    My ex wife went to that place (the exercise Curves, not the strip club). The place had nothing but fat fucks who ranged from barely fuckable in desperation to untouchable. The club should change its name and not risk the association.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Putting in work
    For the girls that I overpay for sex (ie DSes), it is very much about their sexual pleasure as much as my own. But for garden variety whores it’s all about me.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    WWYD
    I’d tell him. Unless Mary Jane got paranoid that he might kill us.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    I hate stubble!
    I think stubble is fun to play with.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    This is a funny story about Canadian marijuana legalization
    Fan fucking tastic idea. It’s rare that I wait in much of a line these days to buy pot but if I did I’d buy a dozen boxes of Girl Scout cookies if they were available.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Porno turned me off today
    Juice, here’s where you ducked up. You need to smoke the weed before you jerk off to porn. If you do that first, everything will make sense. Mary Jane helps you enjoy and appreciate fine artistic productions such as those that prompted this post.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Can anyone top my worst ATF visit in clubbing?
    I remember when I went to the club on the same night as the DS’s other whale. This guy was just as obsessed with her as I was and he was a rich real estate developer who could easily out spend me. Long story short the DS chose me, and that guy was really pissed. But it was awkward. Club management loved the other guy cause he greased everyone thoroughly and I only tip the strippers. Bouncers kept trying to get her to leave me and go sit with the tipper. But she refused until late at night after I left. And then she came back to my hotel room after her shift, as always.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JAprufrock
    Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
    'He might be one of us'
    It seems sexist to assume that men must be talking about sex. But I also assume that’s probably what they were referring to.