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8 years ago
Thanks. But John and Smith don't work as the names of two different people.
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8 years ago
And in my opinion everyone should contribute to tuscl through good quality reviews if they want to be an active participant and solicit advice from the community. That's how the place works
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8 years ago
Why the duck do you want to know how to get shitty no contact dances. This is one of the most bizarre questions I've ever seen on tuscl that seems like it might be legit. I could tell you how to get good lap dances in Portland but I avoid places with nothing but air dances just like everyone else.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Here's how I imagine having an Amish stripper in my hotel room
https://youtu.be/vGWdwMZ4FjU
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8 years ago
Good try Jim.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
An Amish family from Pennslyvania decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator. Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered. While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes. The amish family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again. The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful! Paw looks at his son and says, "Quick boy, shove your mother in there!"
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8 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
I like the light jacket idea. Very practical.
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8 years ago
It's the rare dancer that doesn't show permanent signs after baby no 2
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8 years ago
Can't see what random asshole said Bubba, but thanks for the comment.
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8 years ago
Detroit strip clubs are sacred, holy ground. They must not be defiled by law enforcement.
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8 years ago
I give them a budget that they cannot exceed before we start shopping. It's usually $100-500 depending upon the girl and occasion.
And to answer the question above, they treat me in the bedroom like a boyfriend that they love. So I treat them like my girlfriend. Yes of course it's just a fantasy but it's a hell of a fun fantasy.
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8 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
And can you please post a picture of your pussy. One of our members has a tshirt that says "vagina inspector." He can give you a medical opinion to make sure that you're ok between the legs and don't need to sue anyone.
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8 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
It's pretty rare that I finger a dancer. But if I did, then washing my hands beforehand seems like a perfectly reasonable request.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
My guy won but still I am incredibly worn out from all things political. It seems like we've been talking about the same Clinton Trump bullshit all year. Somebody please tell a stripper sex story.
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Usted es una idiota.
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8 years ago
I'd bet a million dollars that the author is a strong Hillary Clinton fan.
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8 years ago
I agree that her fake tits are a gross side show. And it's a shame because she is really hot otherwise. With the natural D cups that god gave her she could make a bunch of money from me.
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8 years ago
Posting the exact same question twice within just a few weeks time? If you're this afraid of catching something, you have no business going to a brothel. Just stick to the once a year blow job that the wife reluctantly provides.
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8 years ago
Papi, hilarious commercial.
Thanks for the positive acknowledgements. I remember when I posted this. I was extremely high. So Mary Jane does deserve much of the credit.
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8 years ago
I only watch Netflix and sports during election season to avoid the political ads. They almost uniformly disgust me from all sides.
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8 years ago
Got some dances from Tiny Tirs tonight but no sex. I'm saving my love for Iron Maiden's mouth tomorrow night. Please pray that the little head survives unscathed. And for Donald Trump. god bless.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Attributing Trump's election to pissed off racist white people is just more in the long line of baseless insults thrown at the guy. He won because his opponent was a criminal, and because he talked about the real problems that mainstream politicians gloss over.
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8 years ago
The DS disappeared on me a few times. I was worried, imagining all of the horrible things that can happen to a gorgeous young stripper who is into drugs and rappers. But she'd always resurface eventually like nothing ever happened. I've now learned to just not worry about it because it's not my problem.
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Tiny Tits and Iron Maiden are two different dancers.