Comments by Prim0 (page 33)

I agree, this isn't really the website for AMPs though I'm sure many of us would be interested. I've read reviews of the AMPs in Toronto and they sure sound like a good experience to seek out. I have trouble seeing US AMP's measuring up though.

You gotta admit though, black girls are usually better dancers and grinders. Must be the better rythm! Hispanic dancers are a close second.

^^^^ I agree...waste of money. Just get out and meet some women.

When I was a teenager I could get in most places without an ID. When I was older, everyone stopped IDing me. It was only around the age of 21 that I was ever asked for ID. Weird. I don't see why you would need your new id to get into a club. I'm assuming you are talking about a drivers license, which if expired I wouldn't drive with but as far as proof of age, shouldn't matter that its old.

There's nothing worse than having to babysit a drunk. If she was THAT bad off, I'd move on to the next girl. But if she still had her faculties about her....maybe she could blow on my breathalizer tube!

Pothead...what do you use? I've tried electric shavers and now use the vibrating 5 blade things and they still can't get me "smooth".

I don't know if I'd want to travel Mexico any time soon. All those drug cartels battling police and the mexican army don't make for a good vacation spot.

I just saw some Imam saying that it is written that the whole world will be under Sharia law some day. Not a chance if they plan to take our Adult industries away! You can have my strip club vip membership when you pull it from my cold dead hand!

Aside from my usual story of the dancer with the puppet....there was a girl that did an ice cream dance on stage. Very messy though she was on a tarp. She put a scoop or two down the front of her panties then sold "tastes" to the customers. The boss had us escort her out when it was over though I never really heard why! (Maybe some kind of health code violation?)

Damn! After a week like that it's gotta be all down hill. Congrats and good hunting!

Most desireable: Women how want to give me a BBBJCIMSW Least desireable: Women who won't!

mmdv26....Maybe it was the dinner? Were you having tuna casserole or some other kind of fish dish?!

From 40 year old virgin: Jay: Wait, how do you know she was a transvestite? Andy: Because her hands were as big as Andre The Giant's. And her Adam's apple was as big as her balls. Jay: So you have no proof.

What we need is a Sam Walton of SC's. Large volume of decent quality products for fair prices!

^^^ Couldn't agree more Raincoat. Lowering prices, instead of jacking them up to $30-35 range, would get me into the clubs more often!

I wish this was even a near possibility at the clubs I frequent!

I always have a travel can of lysol with me and give her a spritz as soon as she turns around. I like the kind with the vanilla scent.

Here's some I'd like to see: Jessica Simpson - Something tells me she knows how to give a good bj. Jaimey Pressley - Just exudes dirty sexy. J-Lo - just to see that ass at work. Jenifer Aniston - God I hope she's not as uptight in the sack as I suspect.

I was teaching this kid some karate to help him defend himself from a group of thugs that were picking on him in school. He asked what kinda belt I had...I told it was from Sears! I told him, in Okinawa, belt means you no need rope to hold up pants! LOL

Yet again, why do some people feel the need to dictate to others how to use their property and their bodies. Let them build the darn club...they could use the tax revenues!

I guess some guys are into "ladyboys" though its not my thing. I just don't see the big deal of who the attendants are. I've seen some beautiful attendants and some old ugly ones. Didn't make that much of a difference to me. My biggest worry is finding enough leg room and making sure any annoying little kids stay clear of me! Aren't there some "airline" type businesses the offer "mile-high-club" experiences? Now that might be something!

I worked in a club when I was 18 as a bouncer. The dancers usually stayed aloof from the rest of the staff, even those of us they came running to if they were having a problem. The rest of us, bartenders, security and barbacks often hung out together outside the club but never really hung out with the dancers. Those I did talk to about outside the club life usually lived pretty quietly.

I always feel bad for the girls who come in contact with my face! LOL, not ugly, just rough as hell. Sometimes I thing gluing sandpaper to my face would be smoother for them than my freshly shaved cheeks!

The booths at Kahoots Columbus have nice little shelves in the upper corners that are perfect for stashing things like glasses. My biggest worry with stevies is that my rough beard (no matter how close I try to shave) is going to rip the skin off their busoms.

Only thing I recall to wreck my mood was some odor coming from her nether regions when she bent over to show me her rear...yeah...that kinda kills any mood.