A sudden shift in the wind

13 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Yep. A girls sits down next to me, starts chatting me up, and I'm starting to think it might go somewhere genital, when suddenly she reaches down and starts picking at a spot on her leg, exclaiming, "Damn ingrown hairs. They itch." OK, I'm done.
• lopaw

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  13 years ago

  During a UHM LD I noticed the dancer had a nicotine patch on. I asked her how the quitting smoking was going, and she replied "It sucks. But I guess I gotta since I'm pregnant". Yecch. Pushed her off of me and got the hell outta there.
• Thickasabrick

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  13 years ago

  The private dance is just getting started and she's bending over to give a close up view when the string from the tampon starts swaying between her legs.....
• bigdude012

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  13 years ago

  "Things that make you go buhhh" Thankfully I haven't had any mood killing experiences in my mongering.
• Prim0

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  13 years ago

  Only thing I recall to wreck my mood was some odor coming from her nether regions when she bent over to show me her rear...yeah...that kinda kills any mood.
• Rod8432

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  13 years ago

  I've on a few occasions have either seen, mentioned, and/or plucked out (w/permission) bits of toilet paper stuck in the girl's butt crack or pussy. Whenever I see that during a lapdance, it does throw off my erotic focus a bit, so rather than just leave it there if I truly want to enjoy girl and get extra dances, I'll usually say something in a good natured way. I've never had a problem - they're cool. After all, we all gotta hit the head a time or two during the evening, and we all have on occasion trailed a little toilet paper evidence.
• BaddJack

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  13 years ago

  I once went home from a club with two black eyes. When I plucked the stray TP from her crack, it surprised her so much that she hit me in the face with her elbow. The second? It happened when I figured she wanted it put back.
• rickdugan

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  13 years ago

  Well, look at the bright side. If she is already pregnant then you can't get her pregnant again. Could be a blessing in disguise. ;)
• magicrat

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  13 years ago

  Thick...I thought they all cut the string now.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Well, anytime the bouncer or management sticks their head into the VIP area, that kinda kills the mood.
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  magicrat, they are supposed to tuck it in.
• jester214

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  13 years ago

  The time she just HAD to show me her cyst... I think I left the club.
• troop

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  13 years ago

  I've on a few occasions have either seen, mentioned, and/or plucked out (w/permission) bits of toilet paper stuck in the girl's butt crack or pussy. ^^ i've plucked lint or whatever off some shaved beavers a few times, just did it though, never asked permission ;)