Comments by Prim0 (page 22)

Never comes up at the clubs here in Ohio...at least not in my experience...I'm not sure these girls even want you coming in your pants!

A SC pool would have to have one hell of a filtering system before I even considered getting into it.

Art...let me see if I get this straight. YOU fucked up and you are mad at Founder because he didn't catch it before it got posted?

My cock is already dusted...but only from lack of use! FML

Heard a good one about this on the radio this morning... Why is Kim K. is better than a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it afterwards! She's been pretty hot at times but also blown up to ridiculous proportions at other times. At least she made a decent sex tape. Girl knows how to take some BBC!

Maybe Art should bring some furniture with him to Toronto so he has something to move!

Couple of corrections... Que mucho-how much (this sounds retarded in spanish)...Cuanto? (pronounced Kwanto) = How much? mucho bonita-very pretty (This translates as Much Pretty)...it should be Muy bonita. usted tiene pechos hermosos-you have beautiful breasts (Close enough) usted aspirará mi pene-will you suck my dick (Aspirara is more like breathe). Chupa me = Suck me. or you can ask it as a question.... me chupas? Just trying to be helpful. Direct translations from one language to another don't always work. On top of that...My spanish isn't Mexican spanish so there are some differences...especially in slang. I'd say things like... Juege con mi pinga = play with my cock. Chupa me = Suck me. Tragalo! = Swallow it! Traime otra muchacha = Bring me another girl!

You need to communicate with your wife! And don't feel bad, I think most married guys feel this way to a point. I know that my wife has gradually cooled off sexually over the years and I've come close to "pulling the trigger" on extramarital activities but haven't quite made it there yet. Tell her what you need and find out what she needs...maybe the two of you can work something out.

Still waiting...

I can see his point about the delay. If they say that you should get your results in 12 weeks then they aught to do it. Maybe he should get some compensation for the extra 40 weeks if it took them that long. But not $100 million! Everyone else get's fined if they don't file their papers on time, why not the government when it runs late?

I'd settle for either at this point. Never had more than a little stick shifting up to this point.

I'm a big guy and I can handle myself if needed. What always holds me back is the thought of the possible repercussions. I don't want to go to jail for having kicked the shit out of someone who deserved it. I don't want to get cut or shot by some pinhead with no sense of honor. And at this point in my life, I don't want my wife to find out I was at a club...you have no idea the beating I'd have to take from her! LOL When I was a bouncer we were always instructed to get the belligerents outside as a first priority. Management didn't want any trouble in the club. In my year of bouncing, we never had a fight in the club and only one episode of chest pounding outside of it.

Maybe someone needs to come up with a marijuana version of the E-cigarette. The E-Joint can deliver a watery mist of TLC (or whatever the active ingredient of pot is). you can smoke them indoors too, even where smoking indoors is illegal! LOL

Dammit 10, you're killing me. If I whipped it out during a LD here in cbus I'd end up castrated or in jail or both!

Just do what makes you happy. If, right now, that means the same comfortable lady...so be it. Its not like you're getting married to her and will be stuck with her for the rest of your life (even if she changes drastically, puts on weight, goes cold in the sack, etc). Enjoy it while you can and move on when the time comes that you don't enjoy it any more.

Seacrest is into women? I though for sure he was gay!

Best body I can think of that hasn't been mentioned...Jessica Biel (sp?) If you're adding the "in their prime" component...Raquel Welch!

I remember seeing some PETA members protesting fruit fly research when I was in college. I wondered how many ants they were stepping on as they marched up and down the sidewalk.

I'm only 4 inches.... From the ground! (rim shot)

I worked as a bouncer when I was 19. It's a thankless job and boring as shit. You spend all your time waiting for something to happen...then having to deal with it when it does. I did go out with one of the dancers a couple of times...but aside from that, they weren't that friendly with us security types. Its like the old saying "Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there." Stick to visiting!

I think Cbus clubs are starting to bore me. I may just need to make a road trip to freshen my perspective.

Didn't last long. Got a decent dance or two but the girls I wanted were tied up the entire time. Typical.

No wonder Africa is so stagnant and Asia booming!!!! LOL Someone had to say it!

Can you imagine the differences in award winners if they were judged by US vs the ladies at StripperWeb!

The grass is always greener.... I like to be ignored by the ones I don't find attractive and chased by the ones I do find attractive.