Girls with Limited English

Get an English-Spanish dictionary and pick up a few key words. I have gotten laid in places in Mexico where no English was spoken. It ain't rocket science.

Yo quiero panocha-I want pussy

Que mucho-how much

mucho bonita-very pretty

usted tiene pechos hermosos-you have beautiful breasts

usted aspirará mi pene-will you suck my dick

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have found that most dancers who can't speak english at least understand a few key phrases like "suck my dick", "lick your pussy" and "wanna fuck?"

Bring this with you next time:

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I remember my trip to El Paso a couple years ago and basically, they know the real basic stuff and sometimes they just reached in and touched without asking. I'm not going to tell them no to that.

Unzip your pants, pull it out and stick it in their mouth. That's Universal. They'll understand.

Rosetta Stone

Try Hand signals!

Couple of corrections...

Que mucho-how much (this sounds retarded in spanish)...Cuanto? (pronounced Kwanto) = How much?

mucho bonita-very pretty (This translates as Much Pretty)...it should be Muy bonita.

usted tiene pechos hermosos-you have beautiful breasts (Close enough)

usted aspirará mi pene-will you suck my dick (Aspirara is more like breathe). Chupa me = Suck me. or you can ask it as a question.... me chupas?

Just trying to be helpful. Direct translations from one language to another don't always work. On top of that...My spanish isn't Mexican spanish so there are some differences...especially in slang.

I'd say things like...

Juege con mi pinga = play with my cock. Chupa me = Suck me. Tragalo! = Swallow it! Traime otra muchacha = Bring me another girl!

Yo quiero panocha - I want candy? LOL.

With my great success rate in South Florida, another non-English "place", I can say unequivocally, don't count on vm and HIS spanish!

No english means yes to everything

I speak Spanish. I only pretend not to speak it in the club with Clubber. :)

Jeez....if the possibility of spicey latina extras isn't enough to make you want to go learn yerself a little espanol, then you must not want it that bad.

vm,

Yes, you did speak some spanish. I recall many of the ladies telling you, "Usted se parece a un trabajo" or something like that.

lopaw,

Has nothing to do with "spicey latina extras" or if I wish them, but rather the principal involved!

Y me dijeron "Que grande tu penis es !!!!, Clubber.

Not sure how to read that. My "online translator" says you either are a big dick or have one. Anyway, you must be getting ready to head south. I left Central Florida on Thursday AM with temps in the 40's! Must be freezing up your way!

LMAO, Clubber. Actually I am both. The women say I have a big dick. Most of it SS, but I do have a nice sized one. Some people in life say I am a big dick. I'll just shrug and say that you deserve being treated like that, so I don't care if you call me a dick. We are in a typical Fall pattern up here, we've been in the 60's for daytime highs and overnights in the 30's, and 40's. So it's nice, we Northerners laugh at the thought of 40 being cold. Try having a daytime high of - 5 degrees with wind chills in the - 20's. Now that's cold.

vm,

If it got that cold down here, I'd need a big dose of vitamin "C" to warm me up!

No, clubber...my comment was for the OP. It didnt appear that he was making any effort into learning some spanish to help communicate better with the latinas. You should know that I would never berate you :)

lopaw,

:) I just refuse to deal with spanish in The United States. Just call me an old rock head, but that is how it is! I would not go to any other country and expect them to speak English, even if it IS the international language.

Idk, but in my humble opinion there are too many willing girls here who DO speak English to bother overly much with the headaches of bridging a language barrier.