review comment
5 years ago
There are plenty of opportunities for extras at all Pasco clubs. That's true. But you're likely not getting those extras from a 7 or higher.
The girls I saw at Allure(and Brass, and Icon, and The Vue, and Lollipops) were not only not attractive, most of them were actively ugly and/or fat.
WTF happened? Seven years ago, the girls working nighttime at Brass were pinup calendar hot.
review comment
5 years ago
Thanks. It's a shame, really. I took a several year break from strip clubs, and have recently been a few times.
They're just disappointing now. Is the Trump economy providing better jobs for single moms? Has the elimination of pill mills removed a factor that was creating strippers?
Reviews on Bare Assets are pretty good. That's my last hope. I really don't want to have to drive to Clearwater or Tampa to see and fondle attractive 21 year old chicks.
review comment
5 years ago
I met Michelle. Dark black chick who looked quite a bit like Wesley Snipes in drag. This club has been terrible for talent the last two times I visited, and last time even the bartenders were fat and homely.
It was supposed to be a "birthday bash" on the day I last visited, and I kid you not there were SEVEN girls working. SEVEN. On a Saturday night.
I remember the BF of the early to mid 00s, and it was so much better. There were young, attractive, healthy girls dancing. Mostly 6s, but some 9s definitely passed through. Now it's all fat girls and scrawny drug addicts. But that's been my experience lately in all of Pasco clubs.
Reviews on Bare Assets are much better. I'm going to try there once love bug season is over and see if there are 9s around....
RIP to BF, IMO.
review comment
5 years ago
Seven dollar cover. $4 Coke.
Giant fat dancer. More bartenders and waitresses than customers and strippers combined.
Pasco County strip clubs have gone downhill. Bare Assets has good reviews. I need to try them next.
review comment
5 years ago
Details? Besides fat possibly retarded stripper, stripper in basketball shoes, and two dancers total?
Cover is $7. The Coke I drank was $4. There was absolutely no reason to be there.
But it does have good reviews. There may be a better time to go. But Saturday night should be prime time.
discussion comment
12 years ago
It must've gotten better. I've been a few times, and the dancers were so skanky they didn't have crabs---they had lobsters.
Glad things are looking up there.
discussion comment
12 years ago
Whenever I encounter an obviously dominant dancer like that, especially the dominatrix wannabes, I always take them back to VIP. Why? Because once we are alone, I dominate her. Those tough Dom bitches always go limp when I choke them while nuzzling their ear and fingering them.
discussion comment
12 years ago
I don't know if the clubs I frequent are different, but when I've gotten BJs in the VIP, the area is fairly well-lighted AND removed enough from the stage to reduce the noise.
BJs are great, but I have to agree that truly skilled oral practitioners are few and far between. A lot of girls do scrape with their teeth. On rare occasions you can find the good ones, and then it's FANTASTIC. About a year ago I encountered a girl who claimed to have done porn. She didn't give me her name but made it very clear she'd take care of me in the back. I asked her, once we were alone, if FS was on the menu. She said no but that nobody every left dissatisfied with her BJ. Since I usually can't finish with a BJ, I was skeptical but let her blow me anyway(I'm a giving person like that). Oh man was I wrong. This woman had no gag reflex and genuinely seemed to get off by giving a BJ. She finished me off in 5 minutes, which left 25 minutes or so for us to hang out in VIP, where I returned the favor.
I still prefer FS when I can get it, which is rare but does happen.
discussion comment
12 years ago
60 minutes? No. I do 30 minutes from time to time, but the girl either has to be SMOKING hot or give me a vibe that something special will happen. I've found that 15 minutes will give me time to experience what I want, in most cases.
discussion comment
13 years ago
The best situation I've ever encountered is MONS VENUS. There is no DJ, only a jukebox. And the jukebox is filled with only remixes of songs. I kid you not, every song lasted 6 or more minutes. DJs are unnecessary.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Very funny rickdugan. LOL
discussion comment
13 years ago
The Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area is hell to drive in. Nice place to visit but if you had to deal with the traffic every day it would get old real quick. Better to live NEAR Tampa. The Suncoast Parkway makes it easy to live in cheap, sedate, Pasco/Hernando/Citrus counties and get to Tampa in less than an hour.
discussion comment
13 years ago
I'm too paranoid to pick up a streetwalker. Strip clubs are safer.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Florida has been DEVASTATED by the recession(or is it a depression?). The Tampa Bay area, which is where all the best SCs are, has been hit especially hard. Unemployment is high, the forclosure rate is through the roof.
The strip clubs are PACKED. I went to my favorite club last weekend and it was basically standing room only. Lots of dancers.
discussion comment
13 years ago
You guys should set up a booth outside Mons Venus. Wait, maybe you should just get Mons Venus to sell your product. In the bathroom. Other than that, I can't see a market. As others have said, there are actual human orifices available for my ejaculate in the strip club.
discussion comment
13 years ago
So, the radical Islamic terrorist was a hypocrite? Muslims aren't supposed to gaze upon any naked woman except their wives. He was pretty spry for a guy in renal failure.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Vegetarianism/veganism CAN be healthy, but one has to be diligent about getting enough protein and not substituting french fries and candy just because there's no animal products in them. There have been competitive vegetarian bodybuilders----and one of the greats, Bill Pearl, has been meat-free for decades. If I went that route, I would avoid SOY AT ALL COSTS. Soy is not good for men---it's estrogenic. So if you want to be soft with tits, eat all the soy burgers you want.
discussion comment
13 years ago
I aim for the super fit stereotypical stripper---tan, fake boobs, tall---so they're pretty popular. My other type is the tiny little 18 year old spinner. Again, pretty popular.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Just going to Mexico is dangerous. You have a much better chance of being murdered or kidnapped than getting an STD.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Rock club, fine. Pop club, fine. Hip hop club, not if I can help it. It's about the crowd, IMHO. I've seen too many dumbass wiggers and gangstas acting like fools when rap songs are played. The wiggers who dance next to the stage creep me out.
discussion comment
13 years ago
I have to agree with lopaw and Clubber. I like to be the first customer of the day. Since my home club opens at noon, it's difficult for me to do afternoon shift. So, if I arrive right before the beginning of nightshift I catch the A level talent when they're fresh.
discussion comment
13 years ago
Sounds like she's either the horniest bitch in the universe, or she worked you. She got paid to get a massage and relax for however long you were back there.
discussion comment
14 years ago
The risk of an STD from a HJ is "minimal"? I don't understand how it could be anything but zero, unless some girl has hand herpes. I've actually seen that(it was very common amongst dentists in the pre-glove era), it was called Herpetic Whitlow.
discussion comment
14 years ago
If you're going to Tampa----YOU HAVE TO VISIT MONS VENUS. It's a bucket list item for a monger. Hottest women you'll ever see and very good high friction dances. Yes, it's in the open, but who cares when a Playmate quality girl is grinding in your lap?
Pasco county, which is north of Tampa, has full nudity and full liquor. I used to suggest Brass Flamingo in New Port Richey, but now I tell everyone to skip Brass and head to Bare Assets in Holiday, which is further south. It's the best club in Pasco. Hot girls, almost Mons quality.
discussion comment
14 years ago
Mons Venus. I take all my visiting buddies there. No one has ever been disappointed.