Another dead Pasco club

This is almost a clone of my Brass Flamingo review. I hit Allure twice in three weekends. The time before last I arrived at just before 8pm to avoid cover. When I entered, I was immediately set upon by a fat girl with a speech impediment(possibly an intellectual impediment) who proceeded to tell me about her "giant titties"(yeah, giant guts tend to come with those) and hardcore sell me the private dance rooms. She wasn't my type at all, so I graciously declined and sat to drink my beer.

I arrived last night after 8, hoping night shift would be better. NOPE. Sat to have my beer---noticed NO girls onstage, and two or three sitting with customers, one in front of a pile of empty shot glasses. Dancer finally got on stage and was wearing shorts and JORDANS. I lasted enough time to drink my beer and left.

Total time in club----seven minutes.