Pleasant Respite at BF
I was on my way to the bank when I saw I was driving past Brass Flamingo. I hadn't been there is several weeks and I felt like my car was being drawn magnetically into the parking lot, so I stopped. For those who haven't been there, Brass is one of the two or three nicest clubs in Pasco County, and Pasco is important because all the clubs are full nude and full liquor. What more could anyone want? Well, actually there is often more available inside, if you get with the right girl.
I walked to the back bar, past the bar on the right and the stage on the left, and ordered my usual brew, for $5 including tip. I saw a friend, my "wingman" and she waved hello, and I settled down with my beer. Soon a very pretty blonde, Jennifer, sat between me and another guy and tried to converse with both of us. Then the other guy found a friend and Jennifer was all mine. At one point she exposed her enormous natural tits to the barmaid, and I asked the barmaid to respond, which she did. Well, Jennifer is a talkative, Southern girl and we got along nicely. Eventually, we moved to a spot on the bench/sofa against the north wall for some private convo. She said that both Brittany (my "wingman") and Mike, the manager, had recommended me, so she was interested. She asked a couple times if I was "clean", which can have different meanings, but I thought it was getting to be a proposition. Unfortunately, she was called up to do some work on stage.
It was just a moment after she got up to dance that I was approached by Michelle, a lovely, very friendly AA girl. She began playing in my nether regions, and slipped her hand inside my shorts, all the while saying that they frown on PDA's (public displays of affection) at Brass, and that plenty more was available in the VIP room. Now, I had gotten a dance from Michelle over a year ago when she worked at Allure, so I knew she was being truthful. At that point i realized that I had been on my way to the bank, not leaving with a pocket full of cash. I told Michelle that, and she pointed out that they have a atm at Brass, and that Mike could give me cash off my card, but I do not bring cards with me at strip clubs--too much potential for problems. So I had to promise Michelle a visit at another time. But I really want to see Jennifer on my next visit.
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