Where to live?
londonguy
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Taking everything into account, jobs, climate, scenery, crime rates etc etc as well as the quality of strip clubs and mileage what U.S. city/town/state is the best to live in? I know some of you guys practically live in clubs though.
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43 strip clubs 30-50 minutes away in Atlanta. Atlanta clubs ain't so bad - Alcohol & nudity & smoking & with the right girl anything is possible.
Northeast - Stamford, CT. High cost of living offset by convenient access to the Big Apple, nice location on Long Island Sound, the variety of four seasons, and high mileage strip clubs within easy drive.
Southeast - Tampa, FL. A funky mix of old and new, great outdoor activities most of the year, excellent clubs.
North Central - Position Vacant. Sorry all you mid-westerners. Despite some great club locations, and a world class city in Chicago, no particular place has the right combination for me.
South Central - Austin, TX. Aging hippies and the college crowd, plus the live music scene, decent clubs, and Dallas/Houston available for higher mileage. If you can't have fun in Austin, you can't have fun.
Southwest - Phoenix, AZ (my home base). The economy sucks right now, but there is a reason Phoenix grew so rapidly. Good housing, great golf, great weather 8 months of the year, and several excellent clubs with $10 lappers. And if you like surgically enhanced, we got that too.
Northwest - Portland, OR. Just a nostalgic pick. There are many clubs but mileage is low. But who needs clubs when the quality of life is so high? Great four season outdoor activities. The view of Mt. Hood is spectacular, for the 23 minutes it is visible each year (ok, rain is an issue, but it can be managed).
If you don't need/want extras, then Phoenix is the best.
Pros: Many strip clubs, good mileage, extras, easy OTC.
Cons: Winter, bad economy, crime, winter, high unemployment, dying city, winter, few job opportunities, violent felons, winter, criminal politicians, a clueless auto industry, high taxes, poor education system, winter.
I live here only for the strip clubs.
Close proximity to Tijuana, MX. The clubs there put US clubs to shame in terms of value for the money. Even if you don't want to bang those girls for the $60 that it takes to do so, you can get really high mileage from just $1 tips here and there.
SCs? Sorry, there is one useful club but it is very expensive. There is a competitive and thriving escort community. Massage parlours also abound throughout Vancouver.
And being from the North, the heat and the humidity can be oppressive. I would rather live with a few sub zero days in Michigan rather than sweat from May thru October in Florida. We think it's neat to vacation in Florida, but spend a summer there, and you'll change your mind.
And I'd go broke at the Mons Venus. Sure, we have blowjobs in Detroit, but the quality of the talent in Tampa overwhelms Detroit if you're only talking physical beauty.
motorhead,
My 62 years in SOUTH Florida, and nary z hot summer. :)
That depends in large part on what kind of job one is looking for, what one considers good climate and scenery, what an acceptable crime rate is, etc. I think we can take it as a given that most people here would consider a set of full nude, alcohol serving clubs where sex is, if not blatantly offered, at least available for those with the wherewithal to get it, to be of sufficient "quality". :)
A year or two ago I would have said the Louisville area, though not Louisville Metro itself. With the exception of the climate, hot and muggy in the summer, cold and dreary without the benefit of usable amounts of snow in the winter, it has a decently thriving, if not booming, economy, recreational areas of almost all types within a few hours drive, and has been rated moderately highly on various lists of "places to live". The thing it had, but does not have anymore, is the strip clubs.
I think Lexington would probably qualify to at least be on the list now, though. It *does* have the all nude clubs, and the climate is better. Not sure about the economy situation there, though.