Taking everything into account, jobs, climate, scenery, crime rates etc etc as well as the quality of strip clubs and mileage what U.S. city/town/state is the best to live in? I know some of you guys practically live in clubs though.
If you're looking to relocate-Houston has 56 strip clubs, high mileage, and pretty girls. Houston also has low unemployment (compared to other large cities), and homes that cost only 20% of Los Angeles houses. Energy prices are also low and Houston has the world's largest medical center. The only thing Houston really lacks is places for tourists to go. There are great museums here, but people don't spend their vacations in museums.
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43 strip clubs 30-50 minutes away in Atlanta. Atlanta clubs ain't so bad - Alcohol & nudity & smoking & with the right girl anything is possible.
So many factors to consider, so I've taken a regional approach based on my living, traveling and clubbing experiences (by the way, I have been to 47 States and bicycled in about 35, for what that's worth...)
Northeast - Stamford, CT. High cost of living offset by convenient access to the Big Apple, nice location on Long Island Sound, the variety of four seasons, and high mileage strip clubs within easy drive.
Southeast - Tampa, FL. A funky mix of old and new, great outdoor activities most of the year, excellent clubs.
North Central - Position Vacant. Sorry all you mid-westerners. Despite some great club locations, and a world class city in Chicago, no particular place has the right combination for me.
South Central - Austin, TX. Aging hippies and the college crowd, plus the live music scene, decent clubs, and Dallas/Houston available for higher mileage. If you can't have fun in Austin, you can't have fun.
Southwest - Phoenix, AZ (my home base). The economy sucks right now, but there is a reason Phoenix grew so rapidly. Good housing, great golf, great weather 8 months of the year, and several excellent clubs with $10 lappers. And if you like surgically enhanced, we got that too.
Northwest - Portland, OR. Just a nostalgic pick. There are many clubs but mileage is low. But who needs clubs when the quality of life is so high? Great four season outdoor activities. The view of Mt. Hood is spectacular, for the 23 minutes it is visible each year (ok, rain is an issue, but it can be managed).
Pros: Many strip clubs, good mileage, extras, easy OTC.
Cons: Winter, bad economy, crime, winter, high unemployment, dying city, winter, few job opportunities, violent felons, winter, criminal politicians, a clueless auto industry, high taxes, poor education system, winter.
My area is not bad but I would need to be a millionaire to keep visiting strip clubs that often and still have money for everything else. Unless I went to clubs and just watched without buying dances or drinks. However South Carolina has decent strip clubs, the beach is nice, cost of living is low. You do have to deal with a few not so bright drivers on the road but that happens just about everywhere. Fortunately, there is usually enough space to pass or get around these people. However you may have to wait an extra few minutes while someone is "kind" enough to hold up all the drivers behind them and make them miss the light while they let someone who just pulled up to the road slowly pull out in front of them.
If any of these "kind" drivers happen to read the message, I'll explain. I was being sarcastic. It is rude in my opinion to hold up all the drivers who have the right of way on the road behind you possibly making them miss the light because you stopped in the road to let someone out in front of you who just pulled up. I really think they don't care about people behind them though. In fact, they probably think they are being nice.
Oh, I forgot to add, South Carolina does have some hot girls here. That would be a requirement for whatever place is the best. I thought Florida had a lot of hot girls too.
The Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area is hell to drive in. Nice place to visit but if you had to deal with the traffic every day it would get old real quick. Better to live NEAR Tampa. The Suncoast Parkway makes it easy to live in cheap, sedate, Pasco/Hernando/Citrus counties and get to Tampa in less than an hour.
Close proximity to Tijuana, MX. The clubs there put US clubs to shame in terms of value for the money. Even if you don't want to bang those girls for the $60 that it takes to do so, you can get really high mileage from just $1 tips here and there.
Every pace hase its pro's & con's Its your choice. For me greenville,columbia,charleston sc,austin,huston,dallas,tx atlanta ga.You mite want to be close to fmily in case of a family situation
For those committed to urban life I must speak up for Vancouver, B.C. on Canada's west coast. It continually tops The Economist's list of the world's most liveable cities. Vancouver Int'l. is easily the most convenient airport I have ever used in a large urban centre. The scenery is spectacular - coastal mountains, old growth forest in the centre of the city, dazzling sea vistas. A diverse local economy is based on resource exploitation, tourism, import-export, agriculture, high tech manufacturing, electronic gaming design, education, health care, finance. Housing is expensive but not for someone used to London's stratospheric prices. Restaurants are amazingly multi-cultural, reflecting the varied racial make-up of Vancouver.
SCs? Sorry, there is one useful club but it is very expensive. There is a competitive and thriving escort community. Massage parlours also abound throughout Vancouver.
Virginia is a great place to live - clean with lots of water, mountains, history, better economic conditions than most states. But that said, GoVikings is quite correct - the clubs truly suck in VA! Without question the lamest clubs in the U.S. of A. So, I do my clubbing when and where I travel, which thankfully is often! Favorite state for high mileage clubbing - Florida hands down, with an honorable mention to South Carolina.
I have to agree with pothead. I have family near Tampa so have spent lots of time there. Traffic is killer. 4/275 Malfunction Junction used to be a fiasco. Better now, but especially for out of towners it can be a nightmare.
And being from the North, the heat and the humidity can be oppressive. I would rather live with a few sub zero days in Michigan rather than sweat from May thru October in Florida. We think it's neat to vacation in Florida, but spend a summer there, and you'll change your mind.
And I'd go broke at the Mons Venus. Sure, we have blowjobs in Detroit, but the quality of the talent in Tampa overwhelms Detroit if you're only talking physical beauty.
I like SE Houston and am near Heartbreakers and the Ritz. The Ritz is an extras club and has an excellent VIP and SportsBar area. Befriend them on FB, lots of sexy photos. Houston has a lot of clubs many of them extras friendly. Lots of FB and SA whores too.
LG wrote, "Taking everything into account, jobs, climate, scenery, crime rates etc etc as well as the quality of strip clubs"
That depends in large part on what kind of job one is looking for, what one considers good climate and scenery, what an acceptable crime rate is, etc. I think we can take it as a given that most people here would consider a set of full nude, alcohol serving clubs where sex is, if not blatantly offered, at least available for those with the wherewithal to get it, to be of sufficient "quality". :)
A year or two ago I would have said the Louisville area, though not Louisville Metro itself. With the exception of the climate, hot and muggy in the summer, cold and dreary without the benefit of usable amounts of snow in the winter, it has a decently thriving, if not booming, economy, recreational areas of almost all types within a few hours drive, and has been rated moderately highly on various lists of "places to live". The thing it had, but does not have anymore, is the strip clubs.
I think Lexington would probably qualify to at least be on the list now, though. It *does* have the all nude clubs, and the climate is better. Not sure about the economy situation there, though.
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Top 10 Best Places to Live in the U.S., CNN/Money Magazine, 2005, 2009
Top 100 Best Places to Live in the U.S., CNN/Money Magazine, 2007
Top 100 Places to Live - RelocateAmerica.com, 2008, 2009
Georgia's Best Affordable Suburb - BusinessWeek, 2009
Top 10 Places to Retire, Retire in Georgia Magazine, 2008
10 Great Places for Boomers, Newsmax Magazine, 2009
10 U.S. Communities With Great Ideas (Peachtree City Path System), National Association of Area Agencies on Aging, 2007
43 strip clubs 30-50 minutes away in Atlanta. Atlanta clubs ain't so bad - Alcohol & nudity & smoking & with the right girl anything is possible.
Northeast - Stamford, CT. High cost of living offset by convenient access to the Big Apple, nice location on Long Island Sound, the variety of four seasons, and high mileage strip clubs within easy drive.
Southeast - Tampa, FL. A funky mix of old and new, great outdoor activities most of the year, excellent clubs.
North Central - Position Vacant. Sorry all you mid-westerners. Despite some great club locations, and a world class city in Chicago, no particular place has the right combination for me.
South Central - Austin, TX. Aging hippies and the college crowd, plus the live music scene, decent clubs, and Dallas/Houston available for higher mileage. If you can't have fun in Austin, you can't have fun.
Southwest - Phoenix, AZ (my home base). The economy sucks right now, but there is a reason Phoenix grew so rapidly. Good housing, great golf, great weather 8 months of the year, and several excellent clubs with $10 lappers. And if you like surgically enhanced, we got that too.
Northwest - Portland, OR. Just a nostalgic pick. There are many clubs but mileage is low. But who needs clubs when the quality of life is so high? Great four season outdoor activities. The view of Mt. Hood is spectacular, for the 23 minutes it is visible each year (ok, rain is an issue, but it can be managed).
If you don't need/want extras, then Phoenix is the best.
Pros: Many strip clubs, good mileage, extras, easy OTC.
Cons: Winter, bad economy, crime, winter, high unemployment, dying city, winter, few job opportunities, violent felons, winter, criminal politicians, a clueless auto industry, high taxes, poor education system, winter.
I live here only for the strip clubs.
Close proximity to Tijuana, MX. The clubs there put US clubs to shame in terms of value for the money. Even if you don't want to bang those girls for the $60 that it takes to do so, you can get really high mileage from just $1 tips here and there.
SCs? Sorry, there is one useful club but it is very expensive. There is a competitive and thriving escort community. Massage parlours also abound throughout Vancouver.
And being from the North, the heat and the humidity can be oppressive. I would rather live with a few sub zero days in Michigan rather than sweat from May thru October in Florida. We think it's neat to vacation in Florida, but spend a summer there, and you'll change your mind.
And I'd go broke at the Mons Venus. Sure, we have blowjobs in Detroit, but the quality of the talent in Tampa overwhelms Detroit if you're only talking physical beauty.
motorhead,
My 62 years in SOUTH Florida, and nary z hot summer. :)
That depends in large part on what kind of job one is looking for, what one considers good climate and scenery, what an acceptable crime rate is, etc. I think we can take it as a given that most people here would consider a set of full nude, alcohol serving clubs where sex is, if not blatantly offered, at least available for those with the wherewithal to get it, to be of sufficient "quality". :)
A year or two ago I would have said the Louisville area, though not Louisville Metro itself. With the exception of the climate, hot and muggy in the summer, cold and dreary without the benefit of usable amounts of snow in the winter, it has a decently thriving, if not booming, economy, recreational areas of almost all types within a few hours drive, and has been rated moderately highly on various lists of "places to live". The thing it had, but does not have anymore, is the strip clubs.
I think Lexington would probably qualify to at least be on the list now, though. It *does* have the all nude clubs, and the climate is better. Not sure about the economy situation there, though.