Comments by stripclubspy (page 4)

If I'm not mistaken there are cruises for singles. Who needs stripper OTC when you can get it for free???

"What's a too old, too heavily made up, absurdly dressed, surgically enhanced girl like you doing in a place like this?" usually gets a response.

I had a fav who would ask me to tip her (and only her) when she was up on stage for a finale with all the other girls... I think it was an ego thing, but also "marking" her territory!

DNGV, you're pathetic. If the stories are so boring we us OTHER PLs are so pathetic, what are you doing here night after night after night. Get a life if u don't like this one.

You could try giving her the apartment recommendation, and then politely declining any further contact. Might possibly prevent future stalking, vandalism. Regarding the "better and cheaper" replacement, when do we get the details?

Haven't been there, but keep being tempted to check out "Chix on Dix". The name is worthy of enshrinement into the strip club name hall of fame (it's on Dix highway for you non-Detroiters). According to their website, no cover from 11am to 6pm, and LDs are $10 everyday from 11-6. www.chixondix.net. TUSCL ratings are very high. (My second favorite SC name is "Booby Trap")

I've heard the same things about Windsor. Used to be very high mileage, but now that outcall prostitution is legal they are tame in comparison, also tame compared with Detroit. One theory about why Detroit is so high mileage is because of the competition across the river.

I had a dancer run to the dressing room once because another girl was having an asthma attack in the VIP and didn't have her inhaler. The bouncer came in to check on her, saw me sitting there by myself, and said "Lose something?"

The real question of interest here is, will they honor the card at Bogart's and H8N/S? JHS currently honors my Bogarts card, which should expire sometime this winter. My regular readers (like there are any) will know I have a lot of affection for this place. Yes, the average talent is much lower than other places, and the pasties get sucked (oops, I mean they suck), but the occasional diamond in the rough can be found. Dancers range from newbies learning the ropes to old pros who chose to work here for personal reasons (close to home). In general it's rather slow and the dancers will sit with you for hours at a time, for the price of a drink or two. Often great GFE. I currently have 3 favs working here. ***Newsflash*** a dancer told me on Monday that the owner is going to court to get the pasties removed (chuckle, chuckle) and that he expects to win this time. We shall see. Personally, I like to remove them myself.

Once a fav put her ass in my face doing an inverted LD, and I caught a whiff of poo. I was tempted to say "clean up on aisle two!" but thought better of it. I like her and didn't want to embarrass her. Just then she turned her head around and may have noticed my crinkled up nose, because she changed positions quickly.

Can you blame her? Strippers are giving you beard shaving tips based on their twat shaving experience? I'm sure you daughter loves you, but does she want to hear about your latest high-mileage exploits? I doubt it.

Listen to Chris Rock.

Do a map search and click on Detroit; 48 clubs, including Windsor. Add in Ypsi and Belleville, up to 50. And that's not counting other cities within 1 hr. It's too bad the auto industry isn't doing as well.

You guys crack me up. What a bunch of old wussies. "Not worth going if it's cold..." where's your dedication? Honestly. As for shorts, the thought never even entered my mind... here in Detroit "easy access" means they unbutton your pants and unzip you. Long pants are no impediment whatsoever. Since smoking is STILL allowed here, at least until May 2010, I like to leave my coat/jacket in the car so it won't smell putrid afterwards. 10 seconds in the cold and the club feels warm. If the girls are feeling cold I take it as an invitation to put my hands all over them to "warm them up." Come on, guys, get creative here. As for JJ's frozen nipples, I would be happy to heat them up in the VIP using my lips and tongue.

He should have taken the boy inside. I bet a cute 5 yr old would be a great chick magnet

Yawn...

YAWN!!!

Several people have told me that the "ignore" function was created because of you. I believe them. You should be nicer to me, I'm probably the only person who actually reads your posts. It seems everyone else already has you on "ignore".

LOL... you are so predictable... always taking the bait.

Poor Dougster doesn't have much imagination, all he can do is call me a faggot, which is pretty funny considering this is a straight strip club site. Like if I was gay, I would be spending any time here.

Getting pretty tired of "Girls, girls, girls" by Motley Crue

LOL...

Back on the subject, "my last dance" could mean good intentions at the time, or temporary frustration, or SS. I once had a dancer at Silver Cricket in Dearborn tell me she would never work in a dump like H8N (it came up because she was talking to a friend on her cell who was working there), and not 3 days later I saw her at the very same aforementioned dump. Later she told me she lived in Jackson, over an hour away, but would never work in the clubs there because she didn't want to see her high school classmates, etc. Then a friend of hers told me she was working in Jackson now. Elastic resolutions.

Dougster, your disdain for this topic begs the question, what on this site do you find interesting? I'd think saying "all strippers are whores" would get old after a while if that's all you think. Is it your God-given mission to educate us all to that fact? My current theory is that your mother was a stripper (excuse me, whore), your father was a DJ or bouncer who didn't give a f***, and your mother ran off with another bouncer leaving u to be raised by the state. No wonder you're so bitter.

The only two things I'll ask a bouncer are "how's it going?" as I'm coming in and whether or not a specific dancer is working that shift. If my fav is not there I'll inevitably get "but so-and-so is here and she gives great dances" making me think why did he pick so-and-so? Must be potential kick back or highest tipper.