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Cruising and Strippers

Dudester
I've never been on a cruise, so forgive my naivete. Also, I wouldn't want to take a stripper, or ATF on a cruise.

If you go on a cruise, is there time (overnight?) to do a stripper?

Are cruises strictly family fare, or would it behoove a cruise line to install a strip club?

I'd appreciate honest feedback.

27 comments

  • how
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    15 years ago
    Itineraries for various cruise lines are readily available. Try companies like Holland America, Princess Cruises, Norwegian Cruise Lines...

    You will likely find that more time is spent on the ship than the land, and that overnights on land are rare if available at all. You will also likely find various "themes," but none of them that would be like having a strip club aboard.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    I know cruises that have casinos and night clubs but I do not know of one with a strip club. That is a great idea though. They could have it sectioned off like they do with the casinos.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    I also wonder if they offer porn on demand, porn magazines, or porn dvd rentals on a cruise ship. If I lived in CA or FL it is something I would look into more.
  • gk
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    15 years ago
    I'm not too keen about big ocean liner cruising and prefer smaller Windjammer type sailing, but that's not to say I won't try one sometime. So, with that in mind, I have reserched them. One thing I noticed is that some itineraries have two night layovers in certain ports (although not too often). So you would want to search the cruise line website sites and find an itinerary with a two night layover in a port that would have the action you're looking for. Hope you find something and let us know how it works out if you do.

    I would imagine the Mexican resort ports of Cozumel, Playa Del Carmen (Caribean coast) and Puerto Vallarta, Acapulco(Pacifric coast)would have escorts. I know the SCs there always have take out.
  • SuperDude
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    15 years ago
    Score Magazine through scoreland.com runs The Boob Cruise. The guests on board are models and porn stars. Guys pay a hefty sum for the cruise. I've never been so I don't know anything about it. Membership in scoreland.com appears to be required to access info on The Boob Cruise. There may be a separate site, though.
  • SuperDude
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    15 years ago
    This info is dated but will get you started.
    http://www.bigbreastlovers.com/score/tou…
  • 10inches
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    15 years ago
    score stopped doing the boob cruise several years ago, saying that it was to complicated and to much work. never have been able to get a straight answer as to whether or not the models were available for private sessions. have been told that on one cruise, several of the models were selling pussy but at a real high $$
  • SuperDude
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    15 years ago
    The Boob Cruise looked like fun from the DVDs, but I've heard it was way overpriced. Guys stopped going and it died. Could it be revived with a decent price?
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    I wouldn't do cruises. I get sea sick. I got so sick when I was a teenager on a 26 mile trip from L.A. to Catalina Island. I refused to go on deep sea fishing trips with my father. I had to go on one since then. It was from La Paz MX to Matzatlan MX. 16 hours. My buddy drank and ate and slept like a baby.I was awake all night. Worried. Now if I had a hot stripper to accompany me, I might reconsider.
  • jabthehut
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    15 years ago
    A great web site to compare various cruise lines and get some good deals is vacationstogo.com
    As to overnight stays in one port, on large cruise ships you would use the ship just as you would a hotel.
  • SnakePlissken
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    15 years ago
    I've been on a Carnival cruise and it was fun, but I wouldn't do it again. It is mostly families with teenage or younger children. There are a few young adults on vacation and stuff, but not many. It's all very family-oriented. If you want to see any strippers, you could probably do that in a port, but you would have to go during the day, they sail all throughout the night.

    I also don't think a cruise line would install strip clubs for fear of offending their customers who want a family-friendly atmosphere.

    Sorry, I don't think strippers and cruises mix.
  • bumrubber
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    15 years ago
    Cruise ships aside, they have gambling boats that go outside the 3 mile limit to offer gambling legally, so why not a strip club boat? What would the rules be for that?

    There are several gambling boats in Myrtle Beach, and plenty of strippers too. Why not charter one?
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    bumrubber,

    Great idea! I like the offshore SC idea. Sort of like a buddy of mine and I were going to have a topless charter fishing boat operate out of the Florida Keys. Get offshore, and guess what, NO rules No laws to bother those aboard. We just never did it.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    I remember reading that this has been tried and failed. Too expensive for the average strip club goer.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    I think some cruise ships and resorts have massage spas. I guess that could be like a one way contact strip club if you got a hot woman massaging you lol.

    I think if cruise ships had strip clubs they would be low mileage just like a lot of the other tourist strip clubs.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    shadowcat, you are probably more familiar with this than me since you were in the airline industry, but didn't hooters try having their own airline?

    They learned the hard way that no one goes to hooter's for wings. I only go to hooter's for the women. I don't mind going and spending money on wings to gawk...but buying an airline ticket to gawk is too expensive.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    samsung1, yes they did and it folded. There was another air line back in the 70's, PSA. Pacific Southwest Air Lines that had flight attendants in hot pants and tight tops. They eventually merged with American and the hot pants were gone. There was another air line. Forgot the name. After the no smoking rule went into effect. They started service from NYC to L.A. They beat the law by calling themselves charters. But with a limited schedule they could not draw the business. This is a tough business. I am glad to be retired.
  • stripclubspy
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    15 years ago
    If I'm not mistaken there are cruises for singles. Who needs stripper OTC when you can get it for free???
  • Philip A. Stein
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    15 years ago
    Women and seamen don't mix.
  • georgmicrodong
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    15 years ago
    PAS: Tell that to all the single sailors in Norfolk.
  • vincemichaels
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    15 years ago
    Nice profile, pic, Philip. Excuse me while go I go to the bathroom.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    "Carnival Says No Cougar Cruise - Sexy Party Moves to Another Ship"
    Carnival Cruise Lines says no to a "Cougar Cruise." A cruise where older women seek the company of younger men (the 'cougar cruise') has been nixed by Carnival Cruise Lines and now some sexy women 35 years old and up are looking for more young men and a new boat.

    Carnival Says No Cougar Cruise - Sexy Party Moves to Another Ship

    Wendy Cook reported earlier that a sex-themed cougar party was turned down as a request from a singles travel group to book a second cruise catering to over-35 women and the younger men - aka "cubs" - who want to date them was rejected.

    According to an item from E Canada Now, "Rich Gosse, chairman of the Society of Single Professionals, says that cougar cruises could give a much needed boost to the cruise industry which has already been hit hard by the recession."

    ***

    One company may have realized just that and the Second International Cougar Cruise has found a new host. According to a report from the New York Times, "the Singles Travel Company and the Society of Single Professionals, who have reserved 98 spots on Royal Caribbean's Mariner of the Seas ship."

    If you can't make that one - another is planned. A third Cougar cruise is planned for this December, on Norwegian Cruise Line's Norwegian Sky.
    http://www.nationalledger.com/ledgerpop/…
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    Is 35 considered a cougar? Then I am getting closer. Actually I have a favorite that admits to 36. My ATF is 32.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    Carnival could promote a fetish cruise.
  • deogol
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    12 years ago
    Carnival Golden Shower Cruise
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    I was playing straight man setting up someone for that one...good job deogol :)
  • inno123
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    12 years ago
    There is an organization that books ships for adults-only 'couples cruises' several times a year that have a considerable swinger contingent. There are also groups that organize singles cruises, but these are group purchases within a general sailing, not a singles-only boat, so don't expect a wild bacchanalia from them.
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