Laugh your ass's off at this one. I had dinner with my daughter last night.She remarked about how long my whiskers were getting. I replied that they were too long to shave. True. But I informed Her that I had bought a beard trimmer. That strippers had told me to use it 1st. Dad "too much info"
Can you blame her? Strippers are giving you beard shaving tips based on their twat shaving experience? I'm sure you daughter loves you, but does she want to hear about your latest high-mileage exploits? I doubt it.
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