Comments by CTQWERTY (page 20)

Once in a great while there's a dancer with toned/muscular thighs and by default that means a very nice butt too. Saw one at The Cannonball Cabaret in Toronto and overall she was a 9+. Dance was very active and had all the to-do on a good lap dance checklist. But since it hit everything, and there were soooooo many other fine women on duty that day (payday Friday!), I stopped at one with her. She was surprised and disappointed. And no, I wasn't stopping to be mean to her. Rather if I lived closer and was a regular customer, she'd be an automatic for a warm-up dance on every visit and be $20 very well spent.

"... my wits are being taxed by dealing with a couple of real sharks in the business." Sorry to hear it, but that sentence could fit a few strip club visits I've had. At least the pesky insects are no more! By the way, what's the speed limit on a road like the one that joins Calgary and Edmonton? From Windsor to London it's a rather slow 100 km/hr. Many folks were pushing 120 km/hr though. And the billboard threatening a $10,000 fine if going 50+ km/hr over the limit, well I never saw anyone doing it.

Wow, a $10 BJ! Don't be surprised to hear from Bill Clinton real soon...

Well, the experience that triggered this: I was at The Million Dollar Club outside Toronto on this night and there, as with the other clubs in the chain (Cannonball Cabaret and Midway Invader) the girls were always very polite, well-mannered, and easy going. Almost to a "T" they would wait til the start of a next song before beginning dances. There was no need to bring up "Wait til the next song" stuff. Then I get the outlier at The Million Dollar, one for whom "time is money" and she goes right to work. Nevermind the song had started at the moment we had reached the VIP area on the 2nd floor. VIP at The Dollar is long, narrow and a giant "L" shape in layout. We had to walk all the way from one end to the other to find an open spot, taking up 45 seconds of the song. I sat in the chair and didn't know whether she was going to just sit on my lap and wait for the next song or start her dance. She segued into the dance (buzzkill). Though hands/touching are allowed throughout the dance, for the first two minutes I didn't lay a finger on her. I'm sure she was aware of it. Then I decided I better get a little something for my money and did some light carressing. The song ended and she turned her head slightly to ask "Would you like another?", which basically put an end to the thought she'd carry on 45 seconds into the next song. I declined. Paid her the $20 due and moved on. The backstory about her: Met her early on in the evening when she stopped by to introduce herself. Tall, thin, friendly, beautiful face with a pair of supermodel eyes. She definitely made my short list to get dances from on the evening. But I was still in recovery from the torando I had experienced upon arrival at the place... When I looked for her later in the evening she was nowhere to be seen, for like two hours. I suspected she was on outcall with a guy, as OTC at a hotel is legal in Toronto and the top dog club, Cannonball Cabaret, had several very attractive dancers coming and going during their shift (which the club is okay with so long as the gals pay $30 to the club every time they return.) Anyways, this gal took the main stage and proceded to put on a very athletic and agile routine. Upon finishing she was flagged down by the first table she walked past. Had a 3-minute conversation with those guys then spent about 7 minutes at the next table of guys, all the while standing at both. She was finally let loose and came by my way. I got her attention and asked her for a dance. She said sure and off we went. I suspect I was her easiest sell and that the other folks were trying to negotiate something more than a dance with her. My reward? A truncated lapper. Hrrmmph!!!

Art, you're close. Came back thru Detroit. Met up with a pretty good-looking day shift dancer at a club. Options in the club were limited and so talk shifted to OTC. Turns out she owns an escort service ... She reached into her purse, ripped off a piece of paper and handwrote her info. I called as instructed but never connected with her. Last night, though, the 'CEO' got back to me (well, left a voicemail). I haven't replied and don't think I'm going to. One more wrinkle to the story: Her friend came in to apply for a dancer job at the club while I was watching the 'CEO' on stage. I was seated near both the stage and the door, fyi. The manager and bouncer interviewed the gal (a 7 in looks and about 22-25 in age) and at one point I saw her raise her arms and turn around to show off her figure (no, still fully clothed). They then hired her and gave her a start date for the following week. How do I know this? After they hired her she came and joined me at my table to watch her friend on stage. That's when she told me the info I've relayed. But then they chased her out, probably seeing she and I were getting friendly with each other as the reason, something which would deter my patronizing the other dancers on shift. My question, and no this really wasn't in my head at the time, is with the club being one where extras happen frequently and she having just been hired on as dancer talent, do you think that gal would've been 99% or better interested in OTC income???

Thanks. I was thinking of the DMZ over in Korea when I wrote that, except inverted as here the trifling remarks air in the QDZ.

Better yet, allow each member to rate an article or discussion on a 1 to 5 scale. Then have the top 20 articles and top 20 discussions perpetually listed in the right-hand margin for quick access. If Founder's on his game, he'd realize having quick access to the best content will make the site all the more useful and thereby sticky (the good kind of sticky!) to newbies. Malibu, generally-speaking, articles are lengthier, more thought out efforts which are given "safe haven" from the Quasi-Dougster Zone (otherwise known as The Discussion Board) and rewarded with a free month to the author. If you're in Malibu, did you hear of this story? http://www.cnbc.com/id/44490767/ TUSCL should've taken up a collection to make a bid & have an official west coast pad!

That's a lot of pixels, Steve! Yes, I agree the post count would be nice to have back. Always interesting to see those who've been members for 10 years break their silence with their first post.

GMD, I'm likely just to let it go (ie not respond), as the time has passed. And no, I don't feel the need to zing her. Steve, I'd be inclined to write a lengthy note if I could fill it with poetry and pen it in cursive with a large feather one dips in ink. Larry, I believe you've got it. Nice pics Ms. S!

.005%. Too much turnover for dancers to care. Its likely only if a current dancer's name is mentioned would their interest be piqued. Otherwise I'm sure there are other things much more appealing than TUSCL, like surfing the web to determine what she's going to buy with the PL's money she just acquired. In Toronto feedback is still low tech: plenty of bathroom stalls had scriblings about which gal to call for service, who cheats customers, etc.

Coming soon from the producers of "Taxicab Confessions" on HBO: Miked up strippers and their conversations with unsuspecting customers -- hear all the good stuff a dancer does during her shift!

Is it noteworthy I had to go to another country (Canada) to get the *cute guy* discount???

Love the photo!

If possible, you ought to try out the Toronto clubs. About a 3 hour drive from Windsor.

Vince, that's a novel idea! Let's start a website where guys can swap their passes, memberships, VIP wristbands, etc. Then we'll only have high-priced drinks to b*tch about!

As the objective is to get a customer to spend, try a single dance first. Chances are if the girl offers more she'll make it known to you. Or, she may come back around later on if she can't find business elsewhere. Bottomline: haste makes waste.

Portland is low contact. Awhile back someone loaded this site with bogus reviews for Portland clubs. They ascended to the top 10 list for nationwide. Then Founder looked into it and wound up pulling them. The Acropolis serves cheap steaks which can sometimes be good. Many drafts of beers on tap. Also has a 10-egg omelette -- I ate about 5 eggs worth and had to toss it. But eating breakfast with dancers doing their thing in front of you at 8am was ... different. That said, at The Acropolis, the gals dance in corrals with rails around the outside. First song fully dressed, second topless, third full nude, and on song 4 they crawl around and gather up the $1s they've been given and get dressed. Remakably, one of the best-looking dancers I ever saw was at The Acropolis, and I couldn't believe she was crawling around to gather up the $1s. Got a private dance and the most contact was her parting my knees with hers at the end of the first song. I didn't buy another.

Columbus and Detroit: so close, but utterly different strip club galaxies. When in Columbus, avoid The House of Babes. Centerfolds isn't worthwhile either. Sam knows the third, but that one sucks also.

This is the year Matt Stafford stays healthy and plays like a Pro Bowler. New fearsome twosome of Suh and Fairley knock Green Bay qb Aaron Rodgers onto the DL due to a concussion. Lions sneak up on everyone and win the Super Bowl.

Mmmmmm...... cheerleaders!!!

Thanks all. Yeah, I know its an odd tale. I don't even eat much McDonald's anymore. I'll eat even less now after that experience. Wasn't fun. At all.

I'm voting with my feet.

Best of luck!

Well, what a surprise! What's the over/under on Rick's recovering 18% on what they spent acquiring the Vegas locale?

A whole weekend with someone new is a looooooooong time.