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11 years ago
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. “Momâ€, the boy asks, “What’s a pussy?â€
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says “Son, that is a pussy.†the son then asks “What’s a bitch?†The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says “Son, this is a bitch.â€
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says “Dad, what’s a pussy?†The father doesn’t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says “Son, this is a pussy!â€
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks “Then, what is a bitch?â€
The dad replies, “That’s everything outside the circle!â€
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11 years ago
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
discussion comment
11 years ago
Eskimos eskimos eskimos
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11 years ago
Go with the dick pack, convenient and the stripper has to reach in to get her tip.
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11 years ago
never under 70
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11 years ago
KFC with no chicken
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11 years ago
Military only
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11 years ago
I shit today
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
She was a stripper?
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11 years ago
I hate smoke
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11 years ago
But they don't give anyone else a loan anymore either.
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11 years ago
Kinetic energy.
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11 years ago
Yes and they all wanted to know why the chicken went to the other side of the road.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I think messages are cool.
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11 years ago
Guns can stay
Crazy people should be banned
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11 years ago
Biggest rip off is Congress
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11 years ago
First was a glory hole named Tammy
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11 years ago
Space Nuts was the best
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11 years ago
$150 sounds right
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11 years ago
If you smell like shit and she compliments you, leave immediately.
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11 years ago
When the stripper's breath doesn't smell like rubber, she can start sucking.
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11 years ago
When the stripper's breath smells like rubber, no kissing.
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11 years ago
No but I signed up with Groupon and saved 20%.
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11 years ago
Have you seen where stripper toes have been? Lick the floor next time
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11 years ago
I have a coupon for $10 off mulch