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13 years ago
and a related topic
10 Worst Things About Public Toilets
1. Wet toilet seat
2. Unflushed
3. Stinky
4. Dirty floor
5. Wet floor
6. Lock on door broken
7. No hook to hang up your handbag (and you have to put it on the floor!!!)
8. Cubicle too small - so you have to brush up against the toilet seat to close the door
9. Have a WARM seat
10. While waiting in line and you are the next to go and the cubicle door opens and out walks like the dirtiest, grubbiest looking person. And there's a queue behind you and you have no choice but to suck it up and enter...
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13 years ago
You plant your feet with two hands on their midsection and then you give a sudden push. They are guaranteed to tip.
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13 years ago
shot in the dark and your too blame you give Texas a bad name
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13 years ago
Reading requires Education
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13 years ago
Someone should write a song, it's 2AM shot to shit someone grabbing on my bitches tits
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13 years ago
and I appreciate what my ATFs haven't given me
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13 years ago
I'm trying to climb the border fence now but these damn illegals cant form a damn human pyramind for shit
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13 years ago
He should be doing Viagra commercials
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13 years ago
No SuperDude strippers are the ones that are illiterate managers are retarded get it straight
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13 years ago
"I will be right over to fuck you, cook you dinner and fuck some more"
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13 years ago
Fuck Arizona Reverend Bullshit Motherfuckers up the ass with a fucking cattle prod fucking cock sucking mother fucking fuck
Arizona P.D. come and arrest me
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13 years ago
Lesbians are the only gays that should be in a strip club
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13 years ago
I've never been to one and don't plan to
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13 years ago
Brett Ladner
classic......lol
3 years ago
PACKMAN
#6
Tipping $1 per song is only the minimum!!!
go home or go somewhere else if that's too steep for you!
peace&love
ila
6 years ago
I will now attempt to .…
Number 5 is hilarious .... lol .." Ohhh you're so sexy ... here's 3 bucks ... Oh ... wait I need that back .. " lol ..OMG ...lol .. All of your points are valid .. I know the business well ... I used to drive ladies to " Parties" .. but 5 is ... lol
6 years ago
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13 years ago
5 things strippers hate....
Current mood:hungry
1. when a guy finds out you are a stripper and immediatly asks for a lap dance, or to see my boobs. 2. when a guy walks all the way across the club and says you are the most beautiful girl in the room, but wont tip u on stage or get any dances 3. when a guy doesn't want to spend any money, and then asks for a free pass to come back. 4. when a woman comes in with her boyfriend and gives all the girls dirty looks. 5. when a guy tips u on stage and then tries to take it back. I'm gonna let u in on a secret- strippers do NOT get a paycheck...all we make is tips and SOME of the money from the lap dances...we also have to pay the club a fee everynight to work there as well as tip the DJ and security and the bar..... ALL I AM SAYING IS THIS: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND $$$, DON'T GO TO A STRIP CLUB!!! P.S. we go there to work not get dates! that is what a regular bar is for!
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13 years ago
I"m picking Florida to win it all
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13 years ago
Most people usually use euphemisms or slang terms when talking about oral sex. The term fellatio comes from the Latin term fellare which means "to suck." A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is giving head to or going down on someone (although in some regions, "giving head" refers only to fellatio). The term gamahuche is also sometimes used. Performed on the genitals of a man, oral sex is technically called fellatio, but common slang includes terms such as blowjob, cocksucking, and in the UK, french, as well as many other slang terms. Performed on the genitals of a woman, it is technically called cunnilingus or in common slang, eating her out. There are far fewer slang terms for cunnilingus than there are for fellatio but they include: muff-diving, carpet munching, and giving a tongue bath. "Cocksucker" is considered a severe insult by some, and is one of the "seven dirty words".
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13 years ago
Beware the lying thieving whores they will rob your cock if it aint glued on tight
nice handle gatorjoe reminds me of me
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13 years ago
Dr Phil can go fuck himself
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13 years ago
The only progression is the number of $20s to advance up her menu
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13 years ago
well I don't see blowjobs listed in Matthew Lesko's (aka Question Mark Guy) book of free shit
http://www.consumerfraudreporting.org/leskoscam.php
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13 years ago
Good news I finally figured out what a wemon is
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13 years ago
Philadelphia PD hit 2 other clubs in November and now this one. They wont stop until there isn't a boner left in the city!