Planning a nice night at the club tonite, texting with some dancers and so on, when I get this text from a dancer I've known for a while and has found out I will be at the club tonite:
"can't wait to see you.....I hope my belated bday present I in ur pants"
Now as I've said before, nice way of setting up the evening and getting me ready to spend money (thou I know from the past she delivers), but is a nice text to get anyway.
I am sure I have received more provactive texts in the past....what are some of your favorites beside the perverbal "lets fuck".
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I like it when I'm fucking a hotie and its one that dosent let me cum in her mouth or pussy and in the heat of passion she tells me to finaly cum in her !
No charge for our VIP! LMAO
Nice one Alucard...heading out for the night to the club....I figure I am probably about 4 hours behind Juice already tonite LOL
I have to wait until 4/4 for my next VIP afternoon delights. I hope I last that long! LOL
"This one's on me!"
"This one's on me!"
I already said something like that. ;)
My 2nd favorite line:
"I have NO gag reflex!" LMFAO
Slurp!
"I will be right over to fuck you, cook you dinner and fuck some more"
"Slurp!"
Down the Hatch! LOL
"I will be right over to fuck you, cook you dinner and fuck some more"
I'm down with that!!
"can't wait to see you.....I hope my belated bday present I in ur pants"
I think she was talking about your wallet...
"can't wait to see you.....I hope my belated bday present I in ur pants"
My ATF has already received her VERY nice birthday presents, including both those in my pants & on time! LMFAO
And I received her eternal & profound thanks in the VIP that day, several times!!! LOL
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