Things You Like to Hear

Planning a nice night at the club tonite, texting with some dancers and so on, when I get this text from a dancer I've known for a while and has found out I will be at the club tonite:

"can't wait to see you.....I hope my belated bday present I in ur pants"

Now as I've said before, nice way of setting up the evening and getting me ready to spend money (thou I know from the past she delivers), but is a nice text to get anyway.

I am sure I have received more provactive texts in the past....what are some of your favorites beside the perverbal "lets fuck".