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rattdog

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232 posts by rattdog

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL THE FACTS OF LIFE EDITION

this edition is based on the 1980's tv sitcom the facts of life. here goes: fuck: tootie marry: blair sorry but gotta kill jo

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 9

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THEY PLAY THESE 2 SONGS ALL THE TIME

one of them goes "work work work work working on my shit" the other one goes "I'm in love with the coco" "baking soda baking soda" yes folks this is what's out there that's masquerading as music nowadays I'm afraid.…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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FUCK THE DJ!!!

dj's in these strip clubs are nothing but a bunch of overglorified mp3 players. that position can be multi-tasked w/a strip club manager, the girl who collects the admissions, a bartender, etc. I wonder of that has ever been done before…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 11

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THE ASSES AREN'T STICKING OUT

ever notice that a lot of girls 24 and under within the last 5 years that have thick legs but stick out ass? this pertains to all, civvies and strippers. you lay your eyes on one of these girls and…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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WHICH NFL PLAYER IS GOING TO BREAK OUT TODAY?

it's 1pm sunday and the last regular season week of nfl football. who do you guys think will have a breakout game 2day on offense any position? my pick: drew brees - 60 minutes of garbage time football.

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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Man has heart attack after lapdance at Victory Gardens go-go bar

not a bad way to go I suppose. http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2014/11/man_has_heart_attack_after_lapdance_at_victory_gardens_go-go_bar.html

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 6

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GROSS THING I SAW IN A BATHROOM

it was at the now defunct harmony theater in manhattan. go to take a piss in the men's room. finish and zip up. then I look up and my eyes stare at the men's handicap railing. there's a used condom…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 6

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THIS WOMAN I WOULD GIVE UP THE STRIP CLUB FOR

was watching the food network while eating lunch and saw a new show being aired. the show is called southern at heart. I then witness the following: a thick curvy blonde w/an awesome smile cooking some real good food. I…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 12

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STILL SEEING HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS AFTER MARRIAGE

I actually know way more guys that are married that don't do either than guys that are married that do either or both. my question is why bother getting married if you're going to wind up doing either or both…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 40

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BEST STAND UP COMEDIANS OUT THERE TODAY?

was wondering if you guys could add to my list in case I overlooked some that are up and coming. btw, I don't get it w/kevin hart. actually I think he sucks but he's real popular for some reason. my list…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 26

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ANYBODY TAKING A BREAK FROM CLUBBING TODAY?

it seems like the best option as most clubs are either closed or will be opening later. also is it a good bet that most if not all our faves will not be working today? maybe today will be the…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 22

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ANYBODY WATCHING MSNBC RIGHT NOW?

sex slaves-the johns is he name of the show. san Francisco undercover cops busting johns in street stings.

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 11

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WHAT MEN'S COLOGNE?

was at one of go to clubs last night and was using the men's room . after washing hands I checked out the bathroom attendant's collection of cologne's. took a spray of each from 3 on my arm. one of…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 22

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NY RANGERS OR L.A. KINGS?

my prediction: rangers will win their first cup in 20 years in 6 games. the kings are warriors, and are possibly the best post season hockey team I've seen in quite a while (bruins included), but 3 straight 7 game…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 8

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WAITING IS GOOD SOMETIMES

ever had this happen? this was years ago. there were these two girls, one blonde and the other brunette, that worked as hostesses at a nyc clip joint that's no longer around. they didn't wait tables nor were they dancers. they…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 4

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CLIPPERS OWNER FINED 2.5 MILLION DOLLARS

my understanding on this part is that he will be fined by the nba that amount in addition to being forced to sell his team via majority owner voting. if he wants to stay in the league somehow then obviously…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

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SUGGESTIONS FOR SPOTS TO PROPOSITION CIVILIAN GIRLS FOR LAPDANCES?

any good places to prop a civilian chick for private dances? I was thinking a low end diner where you might find a hottie waitressing. or any local hooters. but what stops me from pursuing this is the possibility of…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 10

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PREFER THE MOST: CUMMING ON ASS OR FACE?

I'm guessing that most guys prefer to cum on a girl's face, but I actually prefer shooting loads on the ass. it's more satisfying and ball draining to me and just flat out real intense.

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 10

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BATHROOM WITH NO GARBAGE CAN & TOILET

it was at a relatively popular strip club in new jersey many years ago that is still around today. just got off from a couple of lapdances and had to head to the restroom to drop off condom and clean…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

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GUY CLAIMED TO HAVE MADE LOVE TO A DOLPHIN

pop tart story reminded me of this interview I heard on the howard stern years ago. some stoner dude claiming to have made love to a dolphin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waJn84NjaK4

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 1

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R.I.P. MR. RALPH KINER

today a true great baseball player and broadcaster died today. although I wasn't a met fan I really looked forward to listening to ralph kiner while he did the mets broadcasts on tv. below are quotes from Ralph Kiner taken…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS...

are blowing the super bowl itself. that seattle defense is the real deal-holy shit they're real good.

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 5

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GETTING MORE FOR YOUR $$$ THAN A CELEBRITY

was at a strip joint in new York city when I saw this real fat dude come in w/a t-shirt that had his face printed on it. after a few moments I realized that the dude was none other than…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

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FANTASY BASKETBALL IN FANDUEL IS ...

hard as shit!!! I've hit 1st place in football and hockey but basketball is the hardest to me when playing in fanduel. anybody here play in fanduel?

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 2

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AN INSANE REVIEW

review from many yrs ago from some asshole who is a friend of a friend. >>as our incredible story begins, spermy casanova (the sperminator) >>is spending yet another saturday night at his favorite stripclub. >>but on this most unusual night, fate will play…

rattdogVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13
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