Comments by rattdog (page 88)

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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Greatest Rock Groups in History
    1. Technical skills 2 Innovation, in a good way 3. They have something to say with their music; it moves people 4. Their music lasts over generations so based on the above criteria the best rock bands in history in my attempt to cover every aspect from 1-4: -led zeppelin-page was very very good w/his fingers from 1968-73, a master technician albeit sloppy, and bonzo was the jimmy page of drummers. -the police -rolling stones -early metallica-up until the black album -Hendrix-the babe ruth of guitarists-btw, purple haze does NOT suck, tune that whoever said it sucks probably is just sick and tired of hearing it. -queen -red hot chili peppers
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    10 years ago
    Stripper Fights
    one of my all time faves got into it with another girl in the dressing room. loud bouncing banging sounds made from getting smashed onto the lockers. a week later I asked my fave happened she told me she broke that girl's jaw. surprised she didn't get fired. another one of my faves knocked out this girl who was taking food away from my fave. had the balls to take food right in front of her face. nothing subtle-not trying to steal while my fave is not looking. this fave though did get fired.
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    10 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    What hobbies do you have?
    stevie ray won the coin flip and wound up in that crash. pop quiz: who lost that coin flip?
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    10 years ago
    Remember the episode of Gilligan's Island......
    or the episode of the odd couple where Oscar hit felix on the head w/a newspaper while sleepwalking and saying "pits,pits,pits,in my juice, juice, juice."
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    10 years ago
    Yogi Berra-isms
    A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. We made too many wrong mistakes. Pair up in threes.
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    10 years ago
    What if rape, murder, whatever was legal for 12 hours once a year every year?
    is this the movie w/ethan hawke?
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    10 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    What could I expect as club manager?
    I don't know exactly what you should expect as club manager but here is what I expect from club managers: -if I buy my obligatory drink and sometimes buy food from the menu leave me the fuck alone. if you want to say high or shoot the shit a bit that's cool but if you're going to bust my balls fuck off. -if I am a steady regular and you are in your office and you see me doing something to one of my favorite girls in the lapdance room that isn't permitted on your camera leave me and her the fuck alone-that interaction was private. fortunately at all of the places I go to I don't have that problem. but should that problem arise I would just exit and find another club elsewhere.
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    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Titty Fucking
    had one bare titty fuck experience years ago. she had 44DD's-real big as fuck. I was real tired and didn't feel like fucking so I went for titty fucking. got off but no big deal. blowjobs are way better.
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    10 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    waffle house
    lemmy-that was funny.
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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Porn Sucks
    whoever said finding 8's or 9's in today's porn is indeed tough. and if you find one of them they are used in scenes that don't turn me on.
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    10 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    WHAT MEN'S COLOGNE?
    15 yrs-yeah I think it was about time I started to switch and broaden my horizons a bit. been wearing Armani code the last few years now. but that cologne I smelled made me go holy shit-I am blown away. will find out what that stuff is at the end of the week when the bathroom attendant is there that time.
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Condom BJ vs uncoverd HJ
    shadow, did your buddy get off from his covered bj? two tips on getting a good covered bj: 1) put on condom and leave no slack-zero space between tip of the dick and the condom 2) the girl should be a hooker. ALL of my best covered bj's were from hookers. strippers and regular girls don't possess the cocksucking abilities as those of hookers. I wanted uncovered bj's but all hookers insisted on the hat being placed on. but when the first hooker I ever got put on the rubber w/no slack and started blowing-after cumming-one of the top 3 orgasms in my life.
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    10 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    eXXXotica Expo
    I figured I go if I could get one of those girls that works at one of the booths to get me off for a few bucks. but too much of a security presence might prevent that from happening.
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    10 years ago
    Hot Or Not: Please Rate And Comment
    here's another one that I know-huge ass: http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1321900/viewall
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    10 years ago
    Hot Or Not: Please Rate And Comment
    here's one of my dancers I used to get dances from: http://www.lunaexotic.com/ she would be the blonde one.
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    10 years ago
    My Insights Into the Minds of Hookers Are Genius!
    what is the deal w/this rickyboy-is he a 'tard or something?
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    10 years ago
    Ethnicities That You've Never Seen Stripping
    never seen a somoan, cayman island native, Antarctic, Alaskan eskimo, north korea, Libyan, Icelander, Croatian, Latvian, Spaniard, native of Fiji.
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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    The End of an Era
    "The strip club scene has never been more fun." that depends on the strip clubs and the cities that they are one. what jerikson initially posted-spot on. in addition, a lot of these strippers were already spoiled before even stepping through the doors of their first strip club. self-entitlement. these girls already hot to begin with, are raised to be princesses by their parent(s), getting cell phones that have cameras and videogames built in, whatever asked will be provided for instantly. take these strippers - both 9's: a) 21 yr old from 10 years ago b) 21 yr old present day. stripper a in more likelihood would be willing to put out more and work for her money. she would let you suck her tittles and more often than not let you take your dick out on her. stripper b would most likely act like well she's a hottie in this club, and therefore by just looking hot if you give her 20 bucks for a lap she really doesn't have to do a damn thing. suck her titties or anything beyond that might initiate a bouncer tossing you out of the club. stripper b would more than likely have the stripperweb mentality down to the tee. you still will find stripper a here and there nowadays, but unfortunately b outnumbers a by a higher ratio, and that ratio is probably going to get higher as the crappy trend continues thoughout the nation.
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    10 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    When will I learn -22 and fine
    sometimes it works the other way around-the 22 yr old who is a 9 is a dud, and then later on in time you meet a 19 yr old who is a 9.5 that will tongue you and get you off real good.
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    10 years ago
    MERS
    I doubt any of my faves will be recruited and paid by one of those sheik oil dudes out there in the middle east so I think i'll be ok and still keep clubbing.
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    10 years ago
    Worst lap dance ever gotten?
    this happened to me a couple of times: take girl to lapdance room. can't get off as she's constantly moving around in a way not conducive in making my dick squirt milk. she then prevents me from roaming my hands all over her body. she then whispers to my ear,"guess what? I'm not going to make you cum." I then became fucking furious-to the point that each one of them girls got scared. met one of them at another club months later. she asks if I want a lapdance. I'm saying to myself,"is this bitch stupid and insane and maybe ballsy?" I replied to her uh nah I don't think that is a good idea.
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Don't try this at home kids.
    here's the mugshot of her: http://www.stlmugshots.com/show.php?id=075602707&name=carmen-fluker
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    10 years ago
    OT:Deter's Final Season
    there are only two kings of new York-Derek jeter and Christopher walken
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    11 years ago
    Good News! Shooting at Jewish Center in Kansas!
    didn't know that any jews lived in Kansas. who knew?
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    11 years ago
    What's your favorite guitarist nick name?
    torch-warren demartini