Comments by rattdog (page 51)

"Does this dress make me look fat?" well since i like pawgs how about this: "Does this dress make me look phat?" my reply: "not phat enuff."

a C- grade point average just might good enough to make the school's honor roll. get that kid those applications to johns hopkins and duke.

these guys with the money that they have might want to look into hiring a cleaner to prevent these types of situations from ever getting to a certain point. a way of asset and status preservation.

nyc private high school teachers would be pissed after reading that article. according to ziprecruiter.com those teachers were earning the average salary amounting to $52,514. well at least that baltimore kid had a higher gpa than john belushi in animal house.

on the ass!!! once done i like to sit back and enjoy just looking at the artistic masterpiece that i created. half the time though i don't get to enjoy it at all. those girls would run straight to the shower and wash it off. no chance at all to admire what i just did. disappointing.

late night trips in tampa and memphis at 7-11. -quart of orange juice -links teriyaki beef jerky -whatever stale sandwiches are left over. be lucky if turkey/ham and cheese is still available.

one night at one of my club visits i stayed longer than usual. always leave earlier so i can get to a places to eat with a wide variety of options. back to the neighborhood those options would be closed. i'm left with an open 24 hour doughnut shop that sells burgers and sandwiches. place is a unhygienic shithole so no thanks. i see the chinese restaurant place is still open. once i walk in i see the whole staff at a big table eating dinner. one of the guys says to me they're having dinner before closing, and there's no more food left. i see what they had: beef with bitter melon, assorted veggies, chicken with rice and some kind of soup. "i'll have whatever you have leftover." yep. my strip club addiction left me not much choice but to buy dinner crew food for the night.

come not coke

things that coke to mind: was the pickle still inside the guy's ass as he was getting arrested? were the cops worried that the the combo of ass and pickle juice might ooze out right onto the back seat of the patrol car? if the guy did pull the pickle out of his ass and threw it on the ground, did the cops draw straws as to which one gets to retrieve the pickle and gather it into the evidence bag? or is a csi unit called specifically for that pick up?

church? i wonder if regularly attending church is a way of shaving time off a sentence.

"bachelor tax on unmarried men." oh yeah. well if that is the case there better be strip clubs and brothels every ten 10 blocks like there are dunkin donut shops and delis.

i heard somewhere that martin scorsese reached out to her to audition for the sharon stone role in casino. tommy lee picked up the phone instead and blocked her from that audition.

the type of impression a guy like that leaves when commenting on a girl's pics like that is one of a real constantly vindictive and bitter individual. maybe he's god's gift to all women? it's got to really suck to wake up everyday feeling like that all day until it's time to go back to sleep. everyday after that - repeat.

i've never tried topside/dick down method. simply because you're losing 90& or more sensation when doing that. muddy my man - once you start doing the underside method you're going to be way more into this hobby of ours than you could possibly ever imagine. it's going to be some life altering shit.

this is a can of worms i would not be interested in opening up. you probably would be better off just using your money and time trying to get a girl working retail at the mall or a waitress at one of those breastaurant jpiints.

i'm glad somebody brought this up. never have i ever seen a bitch called an asshole. saying that to one actually might be very effective in silencing her up. the rarity of being called an asshole will cause confusion which in turn will cause the silence. however, the word cunt will not have that same effect.

this morning i clicked onto youtube and the algorithm drummed up that bikini contest. after watching #2 and 4 had me in a daydream state and i started reminiscing the best times i ever had at the strip clubs down south. 2 girls stood out during my daze. one was a girl that closely resembled #2 from the video. she was the only girl i would get dances from constantly each night i was in south carolina. the other girl was at the platinum club in memphis. looked like one of those girls from girls gone wild. she made me blast my pants within 30 seconds. this morning went by real quick.

micky rourke's face was mangled up really badly as a result of too many gloves to the face inside the ring. out of the many hobbies to enjoy in this world boxing is a bad one to chose. especially if your face is what enables you to have a multi million dollar movie career.

cancel those who want to cancel gina carano. this lady is pretty, has common sense, and is a real tough survivor. i would bet that not one single of those anti-gina gizzstain excuses masquerading as cancel culture advocates would have the courage to step in the ring with that roided up cris cyborg.

perfect example of how generally guys will take a 7-8 girl that does extras over a blonde 9 that appears to offer very little mileage. but any guy that tries to get any mileage from that blonde should not be at fault in any way. some people might even say a guy would be a fag if no attempt would be made.

people on regarding trump or howard stern in his prime: "so you find him to be a reprehensible as a human being?" "yes" "and yet you to still have the channel tuned on. if you feel the way that you do why not switch the channel to something else?" 'because i want to hear what he has to say." translation: just looking for something to get asshurt from and react like a typical ccc (cancel culture cunt).

there a way to cancel sonny hostin from the view? yeah i watch that toxic show while doing lunch. why? ayy what can i say - joy behar makes me laugh. maybe she's playing a role on that show or whatever, but whenever that sunny cunt says something my reaction is always that she must be one of the most stupid people to ever. how the fuck did she become an attorney?

#'s 2 & 4 i'd travel many miles for many many miles to see at a club.

as government expands liberty contracts. fucking guy nailed it late 80's.

found out they are french bulldogs. they're pricey too.