Comments by rattdog (page 50)

the reactions here may have been a tad different if the op was to say scammers instead of street smart people. lots of scammers are not street smart.

orange, what was so gross about the kitchen over at bottoms up? were there used condoms plastered on the opts and pans?

she looks the a sucky version of meghan mccain. if anybody here is a fan of those round huge types i would recommend klaudia kelly or mazzeratie monica for a better jerkoff experience.

i just saw your pic. you appear to have the type of face that simply just doesn't need any of that war paint. just go with it. why fight something that's already working for you? you don't know how fortunate you are. just think about how much time you can save not having to apply that shit on. and also think of the hundreds if not thousand of dollars you could be saving.

i can see why the wife has this stella mccartney addiction. i was checking on some of her items like necklaces and earrings. if i was a girl with a big bank account i'd buy a few items. if you're going steady with somebody i don't think you go wrong by purchasing something from that catalog to show your appreciation and affection. deniro has and will always be one of my favorite actors of all time. in my top 20 i would rank him somewhere between 11-15, however, if someone was to opine and say that he's one of the most overrated actors of all time i wouldn't disagree. i always thought pacino, walken, denzel, eastwood and even stalllone had more of an on screen impact, just to name several off the top of my head. from interviews i've watched over the years it seems deniro has mellowed out more as he ages. with that being said, he still projects that douchebag, bitter and impersonal vibe. if anybody would ask me if i had a list of celebrities that i would want to hang out with at a bar for drinks for an hour or two he'd be near the very bottom of the list. in conclusion - fuck him

those girls from mexico aren't too shabby. they're real good actually. however based on what i've seen on youtube the girls of the night in medellin, colombia also stack up pretty high. there worldwide. the pool ranges from native colombian hotties to the ones that are from venezuela.

"I have several friends like that well into their 40s that have never been married and never will be married (or) get married again. Most of them, it’s the case where women won’t put up with their bullshit" works both ways. lot of men, me included, will not tolerate women's bullshit. what's wonderful about the strip clubs is once some form of satisfaction has been reached i can go home, relax and enjoy the rest of the day/evening at my own pace. no pain in the ass to go home to who most likely already had way passed her prime as a person and physically. not having to attend one of those social functions women ae always into honoring such engagements. no arguments. no shit tests. not being judged. not being nitpicked on every tiny issue. being in the 30 years and up age bracket is actually the perfect time to really let loose. once you've established some sort of financial stability in your 20's then just go let it all hang out. after that it's all gravy once you're in your 40's and going onward.

after washing and drying hands customer grabs a mint and puts in the mouth. then faces towards the exit. bathroom troll: "hey that mints not free. how about a tip man?" customer: "here what's i think about your tip man." customer spits the mint out right onto the mints basket.

"There’s a fair amount of new girl money to be made before you piss off a bunch of customers. Repeat that every once in a while (when you have been forgotten) and it’s not so tough" ay spice. believe this: guys will not forget which dancers pissed them off. and if you do run across the few guys that did forget well then that's just another example of stupid that you you can amend to the list.

if it's mostly a bar that has patrons ordering shots and beers then yeah she's able as a bartender. but would you all feel comfortable ordering a long island from her?

so is this a green light to open up an escort or incall service?

hung out and talked to this tatted up girl with these long ass fingernails that would curl. she was also reeking of aquanet hairspray but she seemed kind of cool so i endured. i made sure to be ultra nice to her as during the conversation she brought up that she was a santeria practitioner.

"Examples of unacceptable “microaggressions” include “asking your Black male colleague to join the flag football or basketball team.” so would asking a black guy at the office, "dude - you wanna hang out at follies once we check outta here?" be considered as committing a microaggression?

ay cash, didn't you know that it's not cool to piss on 'em trees? trees have feelings too. awwwww

"happy time in the tree begins" 'peepin n 'tuggin?

no no no no no no!!! i'm so let down by y'all!!!! rigged elections, bad decisions made by the upper brass since the regime change, nothing good done for the average american, and so on. this has all been said throughout the entire discussion forum beyond bloody pulps. my intent of this thread was to encourage replies of levity, alleviate frustration, and just to enjoy a laugh or two or more. anyway an attempt of such: jo while at the basement heard a noise coming from upstairs. he shouts, "yo man, who's up there?" reply: "it's me kammy" 'oh yeah? what are you doing up there?" "i'm checking to see if i'm pregnant. you want to see the results? i'll throw it down to you." "sure" kam opens up the door and throws the results at jo. kam: "it's good news. i'm not pregnant. hooray!!!!" jo ignores the response as he is famished beyond the point of absolute starvation. so hungry jo is that he wound up eating the pregnancy test - a piece of cootied cunt covered cantaloupe on a tooth pick. pregnancy test negative - no bite marks.

press conference - it could happen. maybe we'll see some real unprecedented shit. softball questions the size of emuu eggs given in advance. he'll record the answers and lip sync them while the conference is live. think of as a presidential version of milli vanilli. i'm actually quite surprised this hasn't been done before during the last 7 months.

sure do remember. here she is in that metallica video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOTEs_yTJo

i guess the club is not into patdowns and metal detectors. how the fuck did he get into the club with his piece in the first place? the only thing i can think of is that maybe the chokester went to the club early during the day and stayed all the way until the fight incident. most clubs don't turn on the detectors and perform the patdown during the day shift.

i wonder how many male student administrators in that part of the UK are looking to see if this school has any job openings? a girl who is receiving financial aid from that school i guess she has options on how to pay back. either stuff envelopes 4-5 days a week or give some head and ass once a month.

my has the groupie scene really evolved since the 80's. with a few exceptions back then, girls like this would have been screwed, said thanks to and then escorted out of the hotel property or tour bus. now a girl like this actually gets to linger around a bit longer. long enough to be considered a steady, constantly getting fucked, pampered, and lots of publicity. of course getting a seed inside is almost hitting the mega millions.

ah yes osu. and we both know that above those tea bags what she puts inside her mouth isn't a spoon. once the tea bagging is done it's followed by a spooning session.

yeah too bad one of those shots didn't crush a certain cunt stain that disliked your comment right through the scrotum.

what's the matter jonboy? you don't like blondes with pretty smiles you limmp dick fruit fuck?

last decent sequel i saw was the raid 2, an indonesian action flick. forget about sequels.how about hollywood coming up with originals that will stand the test of time? at the moment i don't see many film makers creating movies that make me think that they are going to be the scorsese, kubrick, cameron, etc. i'm sure there are a few up and comers but you'll have to weed out a lot of bad ones. the only one i can think of that has the potential to be in that level maybe chad stahelski.