Can you get a relator to sleep with you?
cloud1234
With the strip club scene being dead and looking to sell my house I have come up with this question. I have interviewed a bunch of relators and about half of them are very attractive. They seem very flirty and eager to get the listing. All the relators have been offering basically the same terms so that doesn't matter to me. I certainly don't want to say do this and you will get the listing but is there a way to signal to them that if they sleep with me they will get the listing? Should I try making some kind of move? Does it matter if you have a wife or if they have a husband or is this all together a bad idea? Any input would be appreciated.
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If you are selling a $100k 1970's house on 1/4 acre, it's not worth it for her. If you are selling a $100 million mansion in Beverly Hills I'd say it could be likely given the size of the commission. Her price would probably be somewhere between the two, but be aware anyone that works largely on commission like a realtor is probably as skilled as most veteran strippers at convincing men they will get what they want right until they get paid and cut you loose.
You’re right though, at least 75% of the female realtors in my area are hot, realtors have always had a surplus of hot women in their ranks. So have pharmaceutical reps, it’s like the ones that were too dumb to become pharm reps became realtors.
By introducíng the subject it sunds like possible sexual harassment and a bad idea during the aftermath of the Me Too movement, I am not sure of the reprucussions but at the very least I could see being blackballed by the local realators.
When it comes to business I want competetent and motivated people to do the job right, sex never enters into my thinking, again to each their own.
Remember, realtors will be very nice to you because they are selling you something (or getting a commission from selling something for you). A realtor who is attractive, outgoing and friendly generally does better than an angry old hag.
Since you are selling a home and intend on buying another home, the realtor will know your net worth - and your liquidity. If you are selling a $500k home in Arkansas - and looking to buy a $750k home next - you are going to be a catch. If those same economics are moved to NY or CT - you are a middle of the road guy.
If she takes you to see a home - and you walk around accidentally dropping $100’s on the floor - and she bends over slowly to pick them up - and gives you a view of her tits and ass - you most likely fell asleep after watching a few Property Sex scenes on PH.
I fucked a realtor when I was a young college grad. I knew the girl from college, and we partied together. I was looking for a new rental with a view of the NYC skyline. It was highly unprofessional - but she showed me an apartment on my lunch hour - and we had a very rushed fuck on the stairway leading up to the bedroom. It wasn’t great - so we finished in the car - which wasn’t great either!
I had a decent opportunity a few days ago where it felt possible but didn't take the initiative and let it slide by.
I tried hinting at it later and no bite at all.