Reflecting, approximately a year ago the only place I was allowed to go was the grocery store/Walmart or a home improvement store (Lowe’s / Home Depot).
I remember going through the grocery stores that were ransacked feeling like I hit the lottery when I found some Clorox wipes. I also scoured the aisles trying to find something unique to eat or some “comfort food” and thinking who the fuck eats this shit? Oh this is what Juice and jackslash eat. You know the type of crap a divorced 40 year old that’s single and can’t cook eats or the type of food a 30 year old that lives in his parents basement eats or a strippers baby daddy who doesn’t work and plays video games all day likes.
Cheetos / Doritos
Hot Pockets (the holy grail of pathetic losers)
Any off flavored Oreo cookie
Anything that ends with “sticks” fish sticks, cheese sticks, chicken sticks.
Frozen pizza with ranch sauce as the base instead of tomato sauce. Standard frozen pizza should be on the list but hey we all get deer are sometimes.
Mountain Dew / Mello Yello
Buying Gatorade but you don’t work out.
Mac n cheese in a cup you just add water to (this is okay if you’re under 15 years old).
What else am I missing?
Was that autocorrect for Digiorno?
Very funny discussion!
Don’t forget the cheapest beer in the highest quantity available.
Or - any giant size energy drink in a huge can - Red Bull, Monster...