Pathetic Loser Food
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Reflecting, approximately a year ago the only place I was allowed to go was the grocery store/Walmart or a home improvement store (Lowe’s / Home Depot).
I remember going through the grocery stores that were ransacked feeling like I hit the lottery when I found some Clorox wipes. I also scoured the aisles trying to find something unique to eat or some “comfort food” and thinking who the fuck eats this shit? Oh this is what Juice and jackslash eat. You know the type of crap a divorced 40 year old that’s single and can’t cook eats or the type of food a 30 year old that lives in his parents basement eats or a strippers baby daddy who doesn’t work and plays video games all day likes.
Cheetos / Doritos
Hot Pockets (the holy grail of pathetic losers)
Any off flavored Oreo cookie
Anything that ends with “sticks” fish sticks, cheese sticks, chicken sticks.
Frozen pizza with ranch sauce as the base instead of tomato sauce. Standard frozen pizza should be on the list but hey we all get deer are sometimes.
Mountain Dew / Mello Yello
Buying Gatorade but you don’t work out.
Mac n cheese in a cup you just add water to (this is okay if you’re under 15 years old).
What else am I missing?
I remember going through the grocery stores that were ransacked feeling like I hit the lottery when I found some Clorox wipes. I also scoured the aisles trying to find something unique to eat or some “comfort food” and thinking who the fuck eats this shit? Oh this is what Juice and jackslash eat. You know the type of crap a divorced 40 year old that’s single and can’t cook eats or the type of food a 30 year old that lives in his parents basement eats or a strippers baby daddy who doesn’t work and plays video games all day likes.
Cheetos / Doritos
Hot Pockets (the holy grail of pathetic losers)
Any off flavored Oreo cookie
Anything that ends with “sticks” fish sticks, cheese sticks, chicken sticks.
Frozen pizza with ranch sauce as the base instead of tomato sauce. Standard frozen pizza should be on the list but hey we all get deer are sometimes.
Mountain Dew / Mello Yello
Buying Gatorade but you don’t work out.
Mac n cheese in a cup you just add water to (this is okay if you’re under 15 years old).
What else am I missing?
41 comments
Very funny discussion!
Don’t forget the cheapest beer in the highest quantity available.
Or - any giant size energy drink in a huge can - Red Bull, Monster...
Tang (the orange drink)
Almost anything you can find at a gas station, like Honey Buns
back to the neighborhood those options would be closed. i'm left with an open 24 hour doughnut shop that sells burgers and sandwiches. place is a unhygienic shithole so no thanks.
i see the chinese restaurant place is still open. once i walk in i see the whole staff at a big table eating dinner. one of the guys says to me they're having dinner before closing, and there's no more food left. i see what they had: beef with bitter melon, assorted veggies, chicken with rice and some kind of soup. "i'll have whatever you have leftover."
yep. my strip club addiction left me not much choice but to buy dinner crew food for the night.
-quart of orange juice
-links teriyaki beef jerky
-whatever stale sandwiches are left over. be lucky if turkey/ham and cheese is still available.
Instant regret but not any worse than the decisions I made at the club I just left.
Au contraire. I don't eat any of the things listed. I cook most of my food. Yesterday I made Beef Wellington.
My ATF, however, eats gas station food like hot dogs, pizza slices and nachos covered with cheese sauce.
Now when I want to snack on gluten-free processed food, I’ll go to the clearance section of a more “healthy” store, or a regular store in a whiter neighborhood, And get a fix of trying new stuff that way, as some of the products are odd and I can see how it ended up discounted in the first place. But some are pretty tasty. I really liked this one type of canned paneer.
Pathetic loser foods: Anything from Hostess, Little Debbie, or frozen TGIFridays.
Also Annie's mac-n-cheese beats Kraft.
https://www.amazon.com/%E6%97%A5%E5%BC%8…
You have good taste in junk food.
Annie's is good shit, though mac & cheese is now only an occasional treat for me.
Also agree about Maruchan ramen.
Chef Boyardee
Slim Jim
Cereal past 8pm
Gluten free is for pussies.
The pizza is heavy on cheese - but it is great.
If you buy that and spray it in your mouth - it’s kinda homo - and it’s definitely a pl food.
On a somewhat healthier note. The 4 pound mixed frozen veggies bags, big bag of frozen wontons and Asian marinade from the warehouse clubs. Half dozen wontons and two scoops of veggie in the microwave for 7 minutes followed by a drizzle of sauce. You’ve got something quick, easy, filling, tasty and relatively nutritious.
TGI Fridays The Classic Angus Sliders
Nathan's Beef Franks, in Puff Pastry
Jack in the box
Cracker barrel mac and cheese with canned corn and tapatio hot sauce
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b6P1iAtJmE…