MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.
Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Seen above, Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $150 bond.
Detiege, whose address is listed as the Flying Cloud Mobile Home Park in Tampa, has prior convictions for theft, disorderly conduct, resisting police, and criminal mischief. Jail records note that Detiege has “Only God can judge me” tattooed on his arm.
There is no indication in court records that the pickle was seized as evidence. (1 page)
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Sounds like Joe Biden found his next Secretary of Defense...
Misdemeanor? Was he smaller than the pickle?
Well he got himself in a real pickle!
Juice wants to know what happened to the pickle.
Did they really need to fully describe what he was doing to "pleasure himself " ? Now I'm gonna have to go watch some lesbian porn so as to get this image out of my head.
“Only God can judge me” tattooed on his arm - God is judging him right along with the rest of us.
youtu.be - he will now be known forever as Pickle Eric.
That poor pickle - did it deserve such a fetid fate?
things that coke to mind:
was the pickle still inside the guy's ass as he was getting arrested?
were the cops worried that the the combo of ass and pickle juice might ooze out right onto the back seat of the patrol car?
if the guy did pull the pickle out of his ass and threw it on the ground, did the cops draw straws as to which one gets to retrieve the pickle and gather it into the evidence bag? or is a csi unit called specifically for that pick up?
come not coke
Lol this is funny shit
If he enjoys pickles in the ass, then he probably wanted back into prison for more shower action.
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